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Nekhrun wrote:Real life orders from kja to not even bother with us.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Another one has fallen under my spell and believes the fantasies I have foisted on him!

Doesn't this guy have an understudy or something? This isn't fair, KJA has tried to ruin the name of dune, and now he's ruining our fun!

Um ... Byron maybe?

He seems to have fuck all else to do. God knows they're NEVER going to let him write any "Dune".

I read on the internet that Byron is
doing the captions & page numbers
for Simon & Nebby's paint-by-number
Dune placemats @ Denny's .....

SandRider wrote:I read on the internet that Byron is
doing the captions & page numbers
for Simon & Nebby's paint-by-number
Dune placemats @ Denny's .....

Huh, I always thought Denny's was classier than that.

redbugpest wrote:Be back soon - still pondering the volumes of stuff, and am dealing with RL stuff this week.

I guess "soon" is open to wide interpretation there, huh?

Real life didn't keep him from checking in on MySpace on 7/3. July 4th weekend hangovers?

SandRider wrote:I read on the internet that Byron is
doing the captions & page numbers
for Simon & Nebby's paint-by-number
Dune placemats @ Denny's .....

we must read the same sites, I thought he was
doing the etchings for the Burger King "Heros of Dune" Glassware
set?

Hmmm

redbugpest wrote:... and am dealing with RL stuff this week.

Uh-huh.

Which week was this again?

I just PM'd him earlier today asking if he's accepting defeat.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:I just PM'd him earlier today asking if he's accepting defeat.

So he has to give his water to us now right? I mean we can't just let him leave.

Looking like another MASSIVE FAIL for the KJA spayshul poopers, huh?

Just checked his page on MySpace: "Last Login: 7/7/2009"

(That's without me logging in, so it's probably their system base time, whatever zone that is.)

What do you want to bet he does a "Hyron Baha"? If he ever does come back, he'll just ignore the questions/problems and snipe at something else here.


Edit: Here's an interesting wrinkle: I just had a look at my access logs and there's at least one hit from his IP address for every day so far this month (except the 2nd) for the favicon on my site, and that's it. I'm wondering if it's from a bookmark in his browser (MSIE ) and gets pinged every time he starts up his computer.

SandChigger wrote:Edit: Here's an interesting wrinkle: I just had a look at my access logs and there's at least one hit from his IP address for every day so far this month (except the 2nd) for the favicon on my site, and that's it. I'm wondering if it's from a bookmark in his browser (MSIE ) and gets pinged every time he starts up his computer.

So that must mean you're one of his favorites then, you feeling blessed yet.

What a pussy.

Well, he's still checking in over on MySpace, so I'd say he's avoiding us.

Think KJA pulled him off?

SandChigger wrote:
Think KJA pulled him off?

Is "pulled" the correct verb in that sentence?

Oh, MOST definitely.

SandChigger wrote:Well, he's still checking in over on MySpace, so I'd say he's avoiding us.

Think KJA pulled him off?

Like a puppet on strings...

buk buk buk buk buk ... buhKAWK! buhKAWK!! buhKAWK!!! buhKAWK!!!



Ayyup, looks exposed for a chicken, ah'd say.

He hasn't even opened the PM I sent him days ago.

If anyone has contact with him outside this forum, please do goad him into coming back!

One more week of him not returning and I claim victory.

I don't think claiming it now would be premature.

I don't think having claimed it before he even got here would be premature

its not like we don't know what hes going to say:

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, you don't have to read them, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, adjectives are cool!, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, blanant argument reversal, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, they are selling like hotcakes, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, FH's works are selling better than ever, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, see this generally, but ignore all that OH crap!

"blah, blah, blah ... you're all just close-minded ... blah, blah, blah"

That one is my personal favorite.

In all honesty, we should give him a chance to choose his cliche before labeling

Although perhaps the statute of limitations has already passed