Wanna go commando with KJA?


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TheDukester wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:And Deb too. If they try to pull any crap, I want to be ready for their "overwhelming and organized shills" tactic.
This Deb Rey blowhard is apparently one of TheKJA's test readers, which, frankly, explains a lot. What an interesting gig that must be: just saying, "Yes, Kevin" 10,000 times before finally saying, "Okay, I'm finished; that was so totally awesome! You're, like, the bestest writer ever!"

She's listed as such in the acknowledgements for Hackerson's latest superhero nonsense:

http://browseinside.harpercollins.com/i ... 0061662553

Be warned: that link leads to the actual first two chapters. The "writing," of course, is laugh-out-loud funny.
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Ampoliros wrote:I can't finish it.
I couldn't, either. I never got through the first chapter; I couldn't take any more.

Worst writer ever. He's just fucking awful.
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That was the most Anderson I've read in quite a while. :P

If that's the actual finished layout of the book that's represented, then I guess I made it to page ... three? Four, maybe? Certainly no further than that.

I absolutely cannot fathom people actually reading such shitty writing. It's truly baffling.
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Deb Rey is the big cheese of the AnderZone KJA Fan club.

BTW, Sept 3-7 is DragonCon and lehack will be there, time to start saving your pennies to send Freak for more than one day this year!

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I'm two paragraphs in, and already it's too much. The writing is just so bad. And there are at least two logic errors that I noticed right away:

1) a satellite can't emit "beeps" in space
2) a satellite can't be "oblivious", since it has no awareness.

And the prose is just so purple, trying too hard to inject drama into every adjective.

Edited to add: Shit, you weren't kidding about the "Wayne, Bruce Wayne" line. That's so lame to equate Batman with James Bond.

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Robspierre wrote:Deb Rey is the big cheese of the AnderZone KJA Fan club.

BTW, Sept 3-7 is DragonCon and lehack will be there, time to start saving your pennies to send Freak for more than one day this year!

Rob
I'll be ready this time too... and Sept. 4 is my birthday. I wan to get in to all of the panel discussions so I can ask AHPF somedirect questions.

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change your avatar and grow a "mirror mirror" goatee so he doesn't see you coming.
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Fuck that, I'm going to try to get a press pass that says FREAKZILLA on it.

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:lol: Imagining the expression on his face...

Would be similar to that time he signed the 'I'm ticked' shirt. That was priceless!
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Okay scratch the goatee idea...

If you can, try and get a copy of your mugshot that he'll give to Con-Security. Ask him to sign it.
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gather up all the kids in your neighborhood, church, playground, &etc.
take them to the convention, wearing "Sons of SandRider" t-shirts ....
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You mean the "Thousand Sons of SandRider," right? :wink:
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SandRider wrote:gather up all the kids in your neighborhood, church, playground, &etc.
take them to the convention, wearing "Sons of SandRider" t-shirts ....
No, no, do the Thomas Crown Affair!
Everybody should flood the event wearing the "I'm Sandchigger and I'm ticked" t-shirts.
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Mr. Teg wrote:
SandRider wrote:gather up all the kids in your neighborhood, church, playground, &etc.
take them to the convention, wearing "Sons of SandRider" t-shirts ....
No, no, do the Thomas Crown Affair!
Everybody should flood the event wearing the "I'm Sandchigger and I'm ticked" t-shirts.
Yeah, but you have to get them signed by KJA first ! :lol:

Eru! Eru! Eru! Eru! Eru! :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Rakis wrote:Eru! Eru! Eru! Eru! Eru!
Is this the battle cry of the Orthodox Herbertarians? :angry-screaming:
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Tleszer wrote:
Rakis wrote:Eru! Eru! Eru! Eru! Eru!
Is this the battle cry of the Orthodox Herbertarians? :angry-screaming:
DEFINITELY. :lol:

And, um ... shouldn't it be "The Thousand Grandsons of SandRider"? :character-oldtimer:

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It took some time to figure out how to capture the video from my game console and to rip the video, but I finally got something. It's a propaganda video for the KJA Special Forces. Enjoy! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7hMpYWWToo :dance:
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It's certainly not how I view him. :mrgreen:
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What is program you used for that machinima?
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Edited in the awesome and incomparable Windows Movie Maker. :roll:

I was lucky to have an old DVD Recorder to record the game vids so that I wouldn't have to purchase either a capture card for the computer or a Dazzle. Of course, the videos aren't great quality but so far it's good enough for me.
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Looks great :D


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very funny stuff
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frakkin awesome
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Can someone please provide me with the access code so I can join. I'd like to be a part of his "support group" at his local appearances. ....can someone tell me, what does this jacktard need with a special support group? Does he need some shills? a la that clown that was one of Bush's shils.....what was his name? Jeff Gannon? Just shows you how low this guy can go. I like the "writing vault" as if his crap is that impressive. :Adolf: :Adolf: :Adolf:
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Unfortunately they have locked the gates and are safe in their little tree house fort. I'm pretty sure I'm safer and saner staying away from that circle-jerk.

Kev, don't you know that if you want to be happy, you can't surround yourself with yes-men. Here's a welcome invitation to anyone who gets kicked out of the KJA(V)SF for saying "No offense, Kev, but that idea blows more donkey dong than this fan club does."
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