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    Re: Testing

    Postby Nekhrun » 25 Oct 2010 07:58

    ManiontheInnocent wrote:I will marinate your souls in my poo juice, before I shit you out onto the chest of a homeless Khmer Rouge veteran.

    So you're going to soak us in your shit juice and then eat us so you can give a Cleveland Steamer to a down on his luck vet?

    Fine by me. Good luck with that.
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    Re: Testing

    Postby merkin muffley » 25 Oct 2010 09:20

    I wish we'd get a troll that was a little more creative. I'm disappointed in you, Manion.
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    Re: Testing

    Postby SandRider » 25 Oct 2010 10:30

    wait, what ?

    I know arnie's claimed to've attended the UT, but he's actually down here ?

    this does sound like SwordMaster ....

    my vote is to lock this thread and move to "Bad Example",
    but not to ban the account just yet ... let's see what else he can come up with ....
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    Re: Testing

    Postby ManiontheInnocent » 25 Oct 2010 10:49

    Lost in the Forest (Pablo Neruda)



    Lost in the forest, I broke off a dark twig

    and lifted its whisper to my thirsty lips:

    maybe it was the voice of the rain crying,

    a cracked bell, or a torn heart.

    Something from far off it seemed

    deep and secret to me, hidden by the earth,

    a shout muffled by huge autumns,

    by the moist half-open darkness of the leaves.

    Wakening from the dreaming forest there, the hazel-sprig

    sang under my tongue, its drifting fragrance

    climbed up through my conscious mind

    as if suddenly the roots I had left behind

    cried out to me, the land I had lost with my childhood---

    and I stopped, wounded by the wandering scent.

    Pablo Neruda


    The scent he smells is the shit on is chest.... you are the shit, you turd-brains.

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    Re: Testing

    Postby TheDukester » 25 Oct 2010 10:53

    Bored now.

    We really need better trolls around here. :snooty:
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    Re: Testing

    Postby Omphalos » 25 Oct 2010 13:27

    Ill admit, it does sound like Swordswallower. Doesn't sound at all like Arny. Arny wants everyone to think that he's smart. Not crude.
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    Re: Testing

    Postby SandChigger » 25 Oct 2010 19:59

    I'm bored. Seconding the motion to move this thread to Bad Examples. (yawn)
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    Re: Testing

    Postby ManiontheInnocent » 25 Oct 2010 23:34

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    Re: Testing

    Postby SandChigger » 26 Oct 2010 01:00

    Have we seen enough of this idiot now? :)
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    Re: Testing

    Postby Serkanner » 26 Oct 2010 05:40

    SandChigger wrote:Have we seen enough of this idiot now? :)


    Throlling has hit a new low with this one.
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    Re: Testing

    Postby lotek » 26 Oct 2010 05:47

    yeah what the fudge is that twat testing anyway ?
    Our patience ?

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    Re: Testing

    Postby SandRider » 26 Oct 2010 10:28

    y'know, the TXDOT slogan is "Don't Mess With Texas" ....


    I'll bet dollars to doughnuts this Rodeo Clown Reject is from one of them there "urban" centers, anyway ...
    doesn't own a pair of real boots, drives a Camry, wouldn't know Kinky if he was standing next to him at
    a trough urinal, getting his Nike trainers soaked in Kinky's piss ... cause Kinky ain't never had good aim,
    anyway ... and he don't give a damn, either; in fact, if you do ever find yourself standing next to Kinky
    at a trough urinal, his piss is the last thing you need to worry about - be more concerned that the fucker
    doesn't accidentally poke you in the forehead with a lit cigar as he's pontificating on the Ills of Society ...
    (Kinky tends to Gesture Wildly when he get wound up ...)
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    Re: Testing

    Postby ManiontheInnocent » 26 Oct 2010 11:05

    You kinky piss shoes is for.... ME TO POOP ON! :twisted:
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    Re: Testing

    Postby merkin muffley » 26 Oct 2010 11:13

    :clap: Good comeback. You fucking idiot. You come up with that yourself, or is that joke about ten years old?
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    Re: Testing

    Postby ManiontheInnocent » 26 Oct 2010 11:19

    :o

    You said a cuss word to me, I'm telling the moderator. Merkin has a potty mouth, Merkin has a potty mouth. It's all because I've been fucking his wife for seven years while pretending to be his best friend, and he knows it on a unconscious level, but cannot begin to rationalize it, so it comes out in explosive invectives, because he knows deep down inside, in his shadow self, if he admits it, and tries to put a stop to it, she will leave him for me, and I will own half his stuff, so he swallows his pride and just fucking takes being a cuckold, and has instead a potty mouth. Merkin has a potty mouth, merkin has a potty mouth, and he likes to eat poo poo, brown slimy poo poo, and when it coats his lips, and old women ask him if he had eaten shit, he denies it and says it's chocolate, even though it's just shit, and everyone can smell it, but he pretends like they don't smell it, but he knows they do, but can't help but eat my shit, because he's a sissy wimp, who says fuck and shit, and grumps like a little wimp bitch. Merkin has a potty mouth, Merkin has a potty mouth, na na na na naw.
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    Re: Testing

    Postby merkin muffley » 26 Oct 2010 11:30

    Is that another one from the Star Wars rap album?
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    Re: Testing

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 26 Oct 2010 12:08

    I pretty much NEVER say this, but I'm just tired of idiots maybe... can I put my vote in for just banning this waste of skin?
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    Re: Testing

    Postby Freakzilla » 26 Oct 2010 12:29

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    Re: Testing

    Postby SandChigger » 26 Oct 2010 22:41

    Freakzilla wrote:Goodbye Onasander.

    Is that who it turned out to be? :lol:
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    Re: Testing

    Postby Shaitan » 26 Oct 2010 23:19

    A Thing of Eternity wrote:I pretty much NEVER say this, but I'm just tired of idiots maybe... can I put my vote in for just banning this waste of skin?


    Seconded.
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    Re: Testing

    Postby Omphalos » 26 Oct 2010 23:46

    SandChigger wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Goodbye Onasander.

    Is that who it turned out to be? :lol:


    I never bothered to figure it out.
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    Re: Testing

    Postby SandRider » 27 Oct 2010 04:06

    Richardson, Texas - goodfuck, that's a suburb of motherfucking Plano ...
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    Re: Testing

    Postby SandChigger » 27 Oct 2010 09:51

    Richardson or Plano, Texas? Yep, that definitely rings a bell.

    But the little fucker's also accessed from Brownsville, in the past. And that's WAY down south, and on the Gulf.

    Anyway, check out the public libraries in both towns, someone accessing from the terminals there. Or the ones in the Texas Employment Commission office. ;)
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    Re: Testing

    Postby TheDukester » 27 Oct 2010 11:48

    SandRider wrote:Richardson, Texas - goodfuck, that's a suburb of motherfucking Plano ...

    Holy hell, Plano has suburbs? I thought Plano was a suburb. :think:

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    Re: Testing

    Postby SandRider » 27 Oct 2010 15:43

    got the second email message here from an old buddy of mine today,
    regarding the yearly reunion of this thing I belong to; never
    was the sharpest tool in the shed, even for a Yankee ....

    {Buddy}
    I hope everybody has been well. Just a quick survey of who is attending or
    at least considering the Reunion in Dallas, Texas, May 26th -
    May 29th?
    Please let me know, as I need to make a decision by the end of next week.
    Thanks and I look forward to hearing back from you.



    (Me)
    I'm pretty sure I'll have a civil war re-enactment that weekend, but I'll
    show up just to see you ... I think the encampment that weekend is in
    Temple, anyway ...



    {Buddy}
    Thanks for getting back to me. Regarding your e-mail, does that mean you
    will be there or not?
    Thanks.



    (Me)
    yeah, what I said - I'll show up to see you, but I doubt that I'll be interested in any of the
    "activities" - and don't need a room reservation where-ever y'all are going to be - the
    Civil War re-enactment at Temple is (relatively) just down the road from that swirling
    sinkhole in North Central Texas (the bottomless vortex that sucks everything in and
    spits it back out in Homogenized-American Ramen Noodle Packs and for a minute,
    people are like : "Wait, what? Where am I? Is this Atlanta? Or Minneapolis/St. Paul ?
    It's too humid to be Las Vegas .... Portland? Maine or Oregon?") - &for the love of
    the little baby jesus, don't call it "The Metroplex" .... Janice says that every now
    & then, and I say "Wait, what?", and she says (again): "The Metroplex"
    and I squint my eyes and give her the Confused Black-Angus Cow Face,
    & she sighs & says "DFW, you know what I mean, don't act like you don't know what I mean ..."
    and I cock my head to one side & say : "You mean that swirling vortex over there by Arkansas,
    where The Stockyards & TCU used to be? I thought we ceded all that to Little Rock when
    Jerry bought the football team ... wait, now - you're actually going IN there ? goodlord, why?
    well, alright, tie a rope around your foot, but I'm telling you now, you're gonna come out the
    other side at the mall beside the Clinton Library ...."

    I'm assuming y'all picked that spot for it's central location & the airport hub, and that's cool -
    I wouldn't suggest trying to hold the reunion anywhere but right around the airport - all the rental
    car lots are on the south side of the airport, the Irving Mall is just to the southeast (the airport &
    metaphysical center of the Sinkhole That Swallowed Dallas & Made Fort Worth Cry is actually in
    "Irving" ...)

    anyway, that little Freeway-Bounded haven of Good Christian White-folk has got more than enough
    amenities - hotels and restaurants on the Freeway accesses, the Mall, and I think there's atleast
    3 if not four golf courses in there - and I'm talking about the area just to the southwest of the airport,
    sealed-off by 183 (Airport Freeway), 114 (Carpenter Freeway) and 161 (Bush Turnpike - toll road, go
    figure) ...

    anyway, that's just my thought - there is absolutely nothing left of Texas to see for a radius of about 75
    miles from ground-zero (the airport) - so y'all might as well make it easy & safe and fly in and really, I
    don't think rental cars would be all that necessary; pretty sure there's a shuttle from the airport to the
    mall and all the hotels right there , and then you could get the rental car kids to bring you an armored
    plated SUV .... let those people get the things over the freeways - then just stay in the enclave, leave
    the rentals at the hotel, take the shuttle back - I don't care where you've been or what kind of traffic
    you think you can drive in, you point a rental car up one of them freeway ramps, and we'll see you
    next fall ... call when you get to Louisiana ... I've still got a cousin in a 1979 Ford Pickup with a camper
    shell circling Arlington on the Tom Landry Freeway/I20 loop trying to get to the Cowboy/Green Bay
    playoff game .... his wife sends money every month Western Union to the Shell Station in Kennedale ...
    never had the heart to tell him he keeps missing the exit for Texas Stadium because they tore it down
    and built a new one (he thinks it's some kind of MegaChurch and so keeps going round and round)
    and that Tom Landry's been dead for ten years ....

    now, I was thinking about the Mall and the 500 screen VR movie theater in there and all that if you're
    going to have kids along ... also, the Hooters is just up Beltline, and everyone of the Franchise Restaurants,
    and there is a little park out behind the Mall - but, if y'all really wanna go upscale and try to make the best
    out of bad situation (entering and (hopefully) exiting The Cancer That Killed North Central Texas) you should
    check out the Los Colinas area - it's still in the same Freeway-Protected UpperMiddleClass White Folk enclave,
    to the east of the airport; sorta straddles the Carpenter Freeway (114) and butts up against what they named
    "Lake Carolyn" - one of those "developed" lakes that sucks its water off the Trinity River - which is just on to
    the east a little piece, running thru some swampy woods they can't develop without totally stopping the river;
    this also serves as the natural barrier between Irving and the great unwashed horde of Soccer Moms and
    Middle Management Dads on the other side of I35 in North Dallas, the Critical Mass of Middle-MiddleClass
    White Folk (Baptist only, please) that stretches on up thru Richardson and Plano and McKinney, and going
    north/northeast from there, you don't get back into "Texas" 'til about Van Alstyne or Trenton, where every
    body's address is a four-digit Farm-to-Market Road; but by then you're damn near in Oklahoma, anyway ...

    there ARE almost some historical points around Los Colinas, but only in that the little concrete
    access path (jogging, rollerblading, looking at the river, because I'm pretty goddamn sure it's illegal
    to fish anywhere around there) that runs between the Trinity River and Riverside Drive is (more or less)
    part of the route of the "California Crossing" trail and the Bird's Fort Trail - where California Crossing
    Road goes over the Trinity (and dead-ends into "Lake Carolyn") is surely not the point of the Trail that
    used to cross the Trinity, as in the 1830s, when White Folk were pouring into Stephan F. Austin's
    Tejas Province of the Republic of Mexico, the Elm fork of the Trinity either didn't exist, or was just
    a ditch-like run off - the intersection with the West Fork of the Trinity didn't occur until after a huge
    spring-time flood, some time in the 1870s - or maybe 1880s, I don't remember - somewhere around
    there tho, because that was the flood that tore up Fort Richardson, over where Fort Worth used to
    be ... before it got swallowed-up by thousands and thousands of little identical houses sitting right
    next to each other ...

    the Battle of Temple Junction that weekend is on the north side of Temple, Texas, alongside the
    railroad & I35 - it's about 100 miles straight up the interstate the center of the sinkhole ... so depending
    on the agenda, I could come up there any time you're there - if I do my normal routine, I'll get to
    Temple Wednesday, or Thursday afternoon at the very latest, set up my camp and do the educational
    programs for the schoolkids on Friday; the battle Saturday will be up and down the hill from mid-morning
    until the hardcores run out of powder, but even without shooting, they'll be out in the woods all night,
    on pickets and moving around and catching spies and hanging traitors; they'll start shooting sporadically
    at each other at first light, the regular scripted battle will start around 9am and go a couple of hours -
    the event will be "over" by noon on Sunday, but I usually stay on another night and leave out Monday
    morning .... all depends on what's going on then, it's quite a ways off yet ....

    and, since it is only 100 miles down the interstate, y'all could organize a van load and come see me
    & watch 60 year old men try to unlimber and pivot a canon on a 45 degree sloping hill, get involved
    in the on-going MoonShine War between Clem Hoot's Wife & the Commander of Cleburne's Division -
    (and in-between taste-tests, as you're trying to make up your mind on which batch to vote for, you'll
    have to clear your palette with Miss Lou Albrite's Strawberry Wine, which will just be ready from the
    spring's first batch of berries for this event ...) watch me do my Surgeon Demo's, saw off arms and legs,
    get covered in wet, sticky blood made from prickly pear cactus fruit (I just keep a bucketful of them under
    the door I use for a table; grab one, squeeze, rub it all over everywhere and everybody) .... there should
    be a Confederate Ball under a pavilion tent Saturday night .... girls in ball gowns and hoop skirts, men in
    dress uniforms (white gloves required if you wish to dance) .... at one point during that, Doctor Burleson
    and I will step up with the band and sing "Just Before the Battle, Mother" in harmony and with such
    sweet, sad voices, there won't be a dry eye on the hill ...

    Or we could go to Six Flags ...

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