An Important Announcement of Great Import
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An Important Announcement of Great Import
I, The SandRider, am announcing that I will be making an Announcement later in this Day,
or maybe tomorrow, or when I get around to it, but I Assure You, this is an Announcement
of Great Importance to All Involved, including all Lurkers and Passers-by, blaghers, neoblaghers,
pseudoblaghers, Image Hosting Websites, the Pedophiles of 4Chan (&esp. Captain Moralfaggotry),
googleBots, Nigerian Princes with USDs locked-up in a bank in Burkina Faso, tehKJA, the Little
Baby Jesus, and most certainly Byron Merritt, the other Living Herbert Parasites, and the small-penised
Lawyers of Official Corporate Dune .... this Announcement will be of such a shocking and terrifying
nature, it may well cause you to Fall Off The Internet, and possibly bring about the Complete Downfall
of Teh Innerwebz, as foretold in the Mountain Prophecies ( http://www.prophecies.org/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ) ....
therefore, in a gesture of GoodWill & Brotherhood, I, The SandRider, am giving all The World Wide Web
ample lead-time to prepare your preparations ... I would suggest backing up all your website databases
and sending your children to their grandparents for the duration ....
stand by
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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I'm stoked!
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You haven't gone and washed your dick twice in one year, have you?
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I'm wet with anticipation! Simply sodden!
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Okay SandRider, who've you knocked up this time.
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If you announce that Brian is in fact your son from that drunken back alley shag when you were experimenting with mushroom and cactus pie I think I'm gonna have to sit down...
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We seek wisdom at the feet of the Master. Lay it on us wisened one, that we may have our minds blown.
Though the Chigger is wet, he thirsts for knowledge with all of his sodden carapace! Bring down the Babylon Interwebs!
Your brilliance has removed the barriers that divide attention, please, do not let such focus go unsated.
Though the Chigger is wet, he thirsts for knowledge with all of his sodden carapace! Bring down the Babylon Interwebs!
Your brilliance has removed the barriers that divide attention, please, do not let such focus go unsated.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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O God! The heavens are falling.
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Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Does this have anything to do with that little device that you wear around your neck? The one with the button that you press when you've fallen and you can't get up?
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Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.
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All of Jacurutu anticipates silently....
I don't think the author should make the reader do that much work - Kevin J. Anderson
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in that order?merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.
'cause it'd change the import of that revelation should the probing precede the warning
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You got your sorry ass hitched again didn't you.
Rob
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Sandrider: All your interwebz are belong to me!
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I appreciate the warning. I just backed up all of my data, then removed it to a secure location. Then I took that data, backed it up, and moved it to an even more secure place.
Oh, and I bought a surge protector.
Oh, and I bought a surge protector.
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Careful! Make too many anal-probe jokes and Marilyn Martin of Dumbfuckville, Texas, will start alluding to your deviant lifestyle!merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.
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Hubbard?
CHOAM
Combine Herbert Ober Anderson Mercantile, Narf!
Brian, Kevin & Byron The HLP
Combine Herbert Ober Anderson Mercantile, Narf!
Brian, Kevin & Byron The HLP
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She teaches valuable life lessons thoughSandChigger wrote:Careful! Make too many anal-probe jokes and Marilyn Martin of Dumbfuckville, Texas, will start alluding to your deviant lifestyle!merkin muffley wrote:Back in the 80s, one of the Greys from Orion warned me this was going to happen. And then she anally-probed me.
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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With all this interweb fanfare I can only deduce that you have successfully mixed the spells "Meteo" and "Summon Woodland Animals III"
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This is going to another cliff hanger like "teaching shitheels since ..." isn't it?
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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woodland critters?
Hail Satan!
ps: SR the more you make us wait the more crap this thread is gonna get
Hail Satan!
ps: SR the more you make us wait the more crap this thread is gonna get
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Re: An Important Announcement of Great Import
SandRider wrote:
I, The SandRider, am announcing that I will be making an Announcement later in this Day,
or maybe tomorrow, or when I get around to it, but I Assure You, this is an Announcement
of Great Importance to All Involved, including all Lurkers and Passers-by, blaghers, neoblaghers,
pseudoblaghers, Image Hosting Websites, the Pedophiles of 4Chan (&esp. Captain Moralfaggotry),
googleBots, Nigerian Princes with USDs locked-up in a bank in Burkina Faso, tehKJA, the Little
Baby Jesus, and most certainly Byron Merritt, the other Living Herbert Parasites, and the small-penised
Lawyers of Official Corporate Dune .... this Announcement will be of such a shocking and terrifying
nature, it may well cause you to Fall Off The Internet, and possibly bring about the Complete Downfall
of Teh Innerwebz, as foretold in the Mountain Prophecies ( http://www.prophecies.org/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ) ....
therefore, in a gesture of GoodWill & Brotherhood, I, The SandRider, am giving all The World Wide Web
ample lead-time to prepare your preparations ... I would suggest backing up all your website databases
and sending your children to their grandparents for the duration ....
stand by
Hey baby, you said we would make the announcement together
But I can stay madd at you cupcake...
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is that an inverted double negative?Jabecca wrote:But I can stay madd at you cupcake...
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Well, shit, we haven't heard from him since ...
Maybe SR did infiltrate the Anderhack compound. And perhaps there was an ... issue ... with a silent alarm or something.
Hmmmm. Keith lives out in the 'burbs, right? Anyone know if that would be police or sheriff's that would handle the call?
Maybe SR did infiltrate the Anderhack compound. And perhaps there was an ... issue ... with a silent alarm or something.
Hmmmm. Keith lives out in the 'burbs, right? Anyone know if that would be police or sheriff's that would handle the call?
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.