DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
- SandRider
- Watermaster
- Posts: 6163
- Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:14
- Location: In the back of your mind. Always.
- Contact:
DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
what the fuck,here ?
I get up at 4am and the DishTV is fucked all the way to Damascus and back ...
I got 500 channels of bullshit in Arabic, Indian, and some kinda moonspeak-bullshit
I'm assuming is Korean, but fuck me if I know ...
the local network channels are working, but they are on a separate dish,
pointed at a separate satellite ....
anybody else got the DishTV and seeing this shit ?
if I wanted to know what the rest of the world was watching, I'd ... well, I'd ...
fuckit, I don't CARE what the rest of the world is watching, these cocksuckers ...
and it looks like it's some kinda of holy islamic package, anyway, a bunch of babbling mullahs
and chaste Indian soap operas .... why can't the DishTV fuck up and give me all those $14.99
one-time-view porno movies ?
not that I need that at 4:45am, I'm just sayin' ....
I get up at 4am and the DishTV is fucked all the way to Damascus and back ...
I got 500 channels of bullshit in Arabic, Indian, and some kinda moonspeak-bullshit
I'm assuming is Korean, but fuck me if I know ...
the local network channels are working, but they are on a separate dish,
pointed at a separate satellite ....
anybody else got the DishTV and seeing this shit ?
if I wanted to know what the rest of the world was watching, I'd ... well, I'd ...
fuckit, I don't CARE what the rest of the world is watching, these cocksuckers ...
and it looks like it's some kinda of holy islamic package, anyway, a bunch of babbling mullahs
and chaste Indian soap operas .... why can't the DishTV fuck up and give me all those $14.99
one-time-view porno movies ?
not that I need that at 4:45am, I'm just sayin' ....
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
- inhuien
- Posts: 3643
- Joined: 09 Feb 2008 05:03
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
500 channels of foreign religious shit being beamed to an atheist in the middle of dusty Texes. Someone up there really loves you.
- lotek
- Posts: 5784
- Joined: 28 Jul 2009 08:33
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
go get'em Rider!
All pray and no play make SR a dull boy!
All pray and no play make SR a dull boy!
Spice is the worm's gonads.
- SandRider
- Watermaster
- Posts: 6163
- Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:14
- Location: In the back of your mind. Always.
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
looks like it's back to 'normal' now ...
scared the bejesus outta me for a minute - thought my idiot brother's forwarded emails
mighta been correct, and them all-kaydahs had done infiltrated ...
I've seen the DishTV do some weird shit, mostly with screwed up programming info on the guide,
or dropping whole sections, like all the ESPNs or the deep-9000 educational channels, which is
understandable, but I ain't never seen nothin' like that there ....
MSNBC was an Indian "Antiques Roadshow" type-thing, CNN was motherfucking People's Republic of China
Official TV, and best of all, FoxNews was some screaming mullah, with a news-scroll with that squiggly-writing
going the wrong way across the bottom of the screen .... if I'da been a little more awake and thinking, I'da
ran the DVR on it for awhile ....
the program info still said "Fox in the Morning" or whatever; whatever the cross-up was didn't
affect the program guide; also, the pay-per-view porno channels were apparently unaffected ....
helluva way to start the day ....
also:
black angus cows are the dumbest animals on the face of the earth ....
scared the bejesus outta me for a minute - thought my idiot brother's forwarded emails
mighta been correct, and them all-kaydahs had done infiltrated ...
I've seen the DishTV do some weird shit, mostly with screwed up programming info on the guide,
or dropping whole sections, like all the ESPNs or the deep-9000 educational channels, which is
understandable, but I ain't never seen nothin' like that there ....
MSNBC was an Indian "Antiques Roadshow" type-thing, CNN was motherfucking People's Republic of China
Official TV, and best of all, FoxNews was some screaming mullah, with a news-scroll with that squiggly-writing
going the wrong way across the bottom of the screen .... if I'da been a little more awake and thinking, I'da
ran the DVR on it for awhile ....
the program info still said "Fox in the Morning" or whatever; whatever the cross-up was didn't
affect the program guide; also, the pay-per-view porno channels were apparently unaffected ....
helluva way to start the day ....
also:
black angus cows are the dumbest animals on the face of the earth ....
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
- lotek
- Posts: 5784
- Joined: 28 Jul 2009 08:33
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
Spice is the worm's gonads.
- SadisticCynic
- Posts: 2053
- Joined: 07 Apr 2009 09:28
- Location: In Time or in Space?
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
SandRider wrote:...with a news-scroll with that squiggly-writing
going the wrong way across the bottom of the screen
Ah English, the language where pretty much any word can have any meaning! - A Thing of Eternity
- Eyes High
- Patience Personified
- Posts: 2322
- Joined: 22 Jul 2008 15:32
- Location: between the worlds of men and make believe
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
Poor Papa Bear. But my question is why were you up at 4:00 in the morning? I know farmers have a long day but is that a normal time for you?
Oh, and don't worry..it was just Big Brother messing around with your head. They practiced the kill switch in my area the other day so they figured they might as well try the dish network in yours. Web or TV, they see you...
Oh, and don't worry..it was just Big Brother messing around with your head. They practiced the kill switch in my area the other day so they figured they might as well try the dish network in yours. Web or TV, they see you...
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
- SandRider
- Watermaster
- Posts: 6163
- Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:14
- Location: In the back of your mind. Always.
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
But my question is why were you up at 4:00 in the morning?
black angus cows are the dumbest animals on the face of the earth ....
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
- smugetsu
- Posts: 264
- Joined: 25 May 2009 12:24
- Location: Lurking somewhere out there
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
Methinks there's more to this story than the Rider of the Sands is letting on...
I'ma wait patiently for Part II.
I'ma wait patiently for Part II.
- SandRider
- Watermaster
- Posts: 6163
- Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:14
- Location: In the back of your mind. Always.
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
nah, not really, man ...
black angus cattle are dumb as fuck ....I've been really pissed off that they've
replaced the whitefaced Herefords out here ... I wanted whitefaceds when
we started this little clusterfuck, but the deals on any herd numbers were all for
the angus .... hopefully, I can kill all these off by gross mis-management in the next
few years and get some camels ....
black angus cattle are dumb as fuck ....I've been really pissed off that they've
replaced the whitefaced Herefords out here ... I wanted whitefaceds when
we started this little clusterfuck, but the deals on any herd numbers were all for
the angus .... hopefully, I can kill all these off by gross mis-management in the next
few years and get some camels ....
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
- Sandwurm88
- Not Soleman
- Posts: 543
- Joined: 24 Jul 2009 10:16
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
You sure you weren't jus drunk?
- Freakzilla
- Lead Singer and Driver of the Winnebego
- Posts: 18454
- Joined: 05 Feb 2008 01:27
- Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
Do you hallucinate when you're drunk? If so, whatchu been drinkin, man?Sandwurm88 wrote:You sure you weren't jus drunk?
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
- Nekhrun
- Icelandic Wiener
- Posts: 3298
- Joined: 10 Feb 2008 16:27
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
That's why you're still kids, 'cause you're stupid -Clancy WIggumFreakzilla wrote:Do you hallucinate when you're drunk? If so, whatchu been drinkin, man?Sandwurm88 wrote:You sure you weren't jus drunk?
"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos
Happy Memorial Day everyone! -James C. Harwood
"Three of my videos have over 100 views."
"Over 500 views for my 'Open Question' video." -Nebiros
Happy Memorial Day everyone! -James C. Harwood
"Three of my videos have over 100 views."
"Over 500 views for my 'Open Question' video." -Nebiros
- Omphalos
- Inglorious Bastard
- Posts: 6677
- Joined: 05 Feb 2008 11:07
- Location: The Mighty Central Valley of California
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
Massive quantites of Mezcal will cause halucinations. Trust me.Freakzilla wrote:Do you hallucinate when you're drunk? If so, whatchu been drinkin, man?Sandwurm88 wrote:You sure you weren't jus drunk?
- Freakzilla
- Lead Singer and Driver of the Winnebego
- Posts: 18454
- Joined: 05 Feb 2008 01:27
- Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
I've never had any hallucinations from alcohol... that I remember.Omphalos wrote:Massive quantites of Mezcal will cause halucinations. Trust me.Freakzilla wrote:Do you hallucinate when you're drunk? If so, whatchu been drinkin, man?Sandwurm88 wrote:You sure you weren't jus drunk?
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
- merkin muffley
- Posts: 1584
- Joined: 23 Apr 2010 15:18
- Location: War Room
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
You've never met the green fairy?Freakzilla wrote:I've never had any hallucinations from alcohol... that I remember.Omphalos wrote:Massive quantites of Mezcal will cause halucinations. Trust me.Freakzilla wrote:Do you hallucinate when you're drunk? If so, whatchu been drinkin, man?Sandwurm88 wrote:You sure you weren't jus drunk?
- Aquila ka-Hecate
- Posts: 237
- Joined: 21 Feb 2010 06:52
- Location: Johannesburg
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
Yes, (well, no in my case ), but the hallucinagenic properties of Absinthe are due to the Wormwood, not the dop.merkin muffley wrote:You've never met the green fairy?
I've burnt Wormwood before and it had no noticeable effect on me-I've also drunk it in a tea.
(Probably because my head's so far out there in so-called normal mode.)
- Mandy
- Cat Herder
- Posts: 1704
- Joined: 08 Feb 2008 20:18
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
Maybe the dumber they are the more delicious they are (nah, even a dairy cow tastes good)SandRider wrote:looks like it's back to 'normal' now ...
black angus cows are the dumbest animals on the face of the earth ....
We like to raise brangus because they still put on weight in the heat of summer.
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hypatia approaches one.
- SandRider
- Watermaster
- Posts: 6163
- Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:14
- Location: In the back of your mind. Always.
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
the more delicious they are (nah, even a dairy cow tastes good)
right, and maybe that's what irritates me .... beef is fucking beef, and the preparation is more
important than the breed of fucking cow ... it was the "demand" for angus beef from them
New York City "steak houses" that got everybody into it; now that there's so damn many of
them, there's no advantage in selling prices ... and the sheer stupidity of these animals does not
equal out any of their cost ...
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
- SandChigger
- KJASF Ground Zero
- Posts: 14492
- Joined: 08 Feb 2008 22:29
- Location: A continuing state of irritation
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
What kind of stupid are we talking here?
- Mandy
- Cat Herder
- Posts: 1704
- Joined: 08 Feb 2008 20:18
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
All cows are pretty stupid, really. You can beat the crap out of one trying to get it to move, and it'll just stand there... not that I beat the crap out of cows or anything, but I have seen one practically choke itself to death because it wouldn't go in the pen after it had been roped. A cattle prod works like a charm, though.
There's no difference in the taste of the beef, but there is a difference in the shape of a cut of meat. Beef cattle have bigger muscles, so the steaks are bigger. Dairy cows are kinda tall and lanky.
There's no difference in the taste of the beef, but there is a difference in the shape of a cut of meat. Beef cattle have bigger muscles, so the steaks are bigger. Dairy cows are kinda tall and lanky.
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hypatia approaches one.
- A Thing of Eternity
- Posts: 6090
- Joined: 08 Apr 2008 15:35
- Location: Calgary Alberta
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
There's a pretty decent difference in taste/texture between factory farmed beef and pastuered beef though. Plus, I'm a softy, I like the animal to have a good life before being slaughtered to please my tastebuds.
- Mandy
- Cat Herder
- Posts: 1704
- Joined: 08 Feb 2008 20:18
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
The difference you taste is the difference between grass fed and corn fed. Corn puts more fat in the meat. Also the less a cow moves around the more tender it will be. Factory farms are gross.
I only raise one or two at a time, in a small outdoor enclosure. They don't have a lot of room to run but they're not living chest deep in their own shit either.
I only raise one or two at a time, in a small outdoor enclosure. They don't have a lot of room to run but they're not living chest deep in their own shit either.
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hypatia approaches one.
- Omphalos
- Inglorious Bastard
- Posts: 6677
- Joined: 05 Feb 2008 11:07
- Location: The Mighty Central Valley of California
- Contact:
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
I could see a group of aliens saying the exact same things about us.Mandy wrote:All cows are pretty stupid, really. You can beat the crap out of one trying to get it to move, and it'll just stand there... not that I beat the crap out of cows or anything, but I have seen one practically choke itself to death because it wouldn't go in the pen after it had been roped. A cattle prod works like a charm, though.
There's no difference in the taste of the beef, but there is a difference in the shape of a cut of meat. Beef cattle have bigger muscles, so the steaks are bigger. Dairy cows are kinda tall and lanky.
- A Thing of Eternity
- Posts: 6090
- Joined: 08 Apr 2008 15:35
- Location: Calgary Alberta
Re: DishTV hijacked by Al-Qaida
Cows hardly need much room to romp, they're pretty happy as long as they're not in pain so I'm sure yours are thrilled to stand there and eat grass!Mandy wrote:The difference you taste is the difference between grass fed and corn fed. Corn puts more fat in the meat. Also the less a cow moves around the more tender it will be. Factory farms are gross.
I only raise one or two at a time, in a small outdoor enclosure. They don't have a lot of room to run but they're not living chest deep in their own shit either.