Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence
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Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence
can we drool now?
God Bless America... in bikini suits!
EDIT TO ADD
some ambassador for abstinence though!
God Bless America... in bikini suits!
EDIT TO ADD
some ambassador for abstinence though!
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lotek wrote:can we drool now?
NICE!
(...don't cream your jeans...)
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I'd do her... but that's not Bristol.
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It is, actually, she's been doing a lot of crank lately.Freakzilla wrote:that's not Bristol.
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that's my daughter-in-law ....
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yeah I put a bit too much trust in google by the looks of itFreakzilla wrote:I'd do her... but that's not Bristol.
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? Seems a bit short on tattoos for that.SandRider wrote:that's my daughter-in-law ....
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.... old picture ....
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She named her baby Tripp?
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And he/she has to live with that name for the rest of its life.Freakzilla wrote:She named her baby Tripp?
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Wasn't it one of those "We were out jogging in the woods and I TRIPped and he dove to save me but we rolled down the hill and I ended up with his dick stuck in me" stories?
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That's the one. Or "I tripped over a lump in the carpet and landed on his dick".SandChigger wrote:Wasn't it one of those "We were out jogging in the woods and I TRIPped and he dove to save me but we rolled down the hill and I ended up with his dick stuck in me" stories?
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I thought "Trip" was a New England Preppie nickname for a "Third" ...
i.e. Worthington Lancelot Bottomtooth, III = "Trip" ...
i.e. Worthington Lancelot Bottomtooth, III = "Trip" ...
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The wedding is off, again! http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20 ... ille-again" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Is that because he baby is getting a new half-brother or sister? I love the drama in that family. It reads like a Harwood Novel.
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chanilover wrote:That's the one. Or "I tripped over a lump in the carpet and landed on his dick".SandChigger wrote:Wasn't it one of those "We were out jogging in the woods and I TRIPped and he dove to save me but we rolled down the hill and I ended up with his dick stuck in me" stories?
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That happens to me every I time I go to the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport.
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Don't worry. They've put up dividers everywhere and the bathrooms have been remodeled. You're safe again.merkin muffley wrote:That happens to me every I time I go to the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport.
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NO! WHY HAVE THEY DONE THAT!? I mean, good, that was getting annoying.Nekhrun wrote:Don't worry. They've put up dividers everywhere and the bathrooms have been remodeled. You're safe again.merkin muffley wrote:That happens to me every I time I go to the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport.
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known, as the spitroast...
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More hot republican chicks...
Christine O'Donnell
Christine O'Donnell
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Christine O'Donnell is a fucking moron.
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I'd rather stick it in a garbage disposal unit, given only those two options.
Heard the dumb bitch on CNN this morning. Sounds like a fucking Palin clone. Stupid stupid stupid.
I hope the Democrats who are crowing about her win are right.
(Why isn't this thread in the Sewer (Politics) forum?)
Heard the dumb bitch on CNN this morning. Sounds like a fucking Palin clone. Stupid stupid stupid.
I hope the Democrats who are crowing about her win are right.
(Why isn't this thread in the Sewer (Politics) forum?)
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so many one liners it's difficult to pick my favourite!
so many one liners it's difficult to pick my favourite!
some scary emo transvestite wrote:Masturbation is a selfish act.
that hot chick wrote:You can't masturbate wihtout lust![...]If he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?
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