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What percent does humans contribute to global warming as against planktons of the seas? Since it is accepted that the Earth is 75% Water then it means 25% is land. And if 25% is land, how much of 25% is occuppied by humans that affect global warming? And upon computation of such total, how does that compare to the planktons of the seas that contribute to global warming? Is it not true that humans are arrogant enouogh to declare that they can control what naturally happens to the Earth including the cycles of climate change?
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I want to hear what mrpsbrk thinks about this.
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General Jack D. Ripper wrote: Water, that's what I'm getting at, Mandrake, water. Water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
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Spice is the worm's gonads.
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There's an Indian restaurant here in town by that name I used to go to a lot. I was told it means "Full Moon". :)
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Are those pancakes? :lol:

I love this thread. We need more from purnima, though.

Forget the planktons, purnima, what about the cow poops and farts? (I'll be so disappointed if this is spam).
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Not to worry about the cow problem, I'm working on it!

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I haven't seen that pic without the caption before.

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Neither had I until last night. It made me laugh that some rabbit-owner somewhere was bored enough to imitate it.
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I just now saw the picture with a caption: "I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a rabbit with a pancake on its head." Even though I'd never seen that before, that's exactly what I thought you were saying.
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I'm glad you edited your post, otherwise I wouldn't know what you were talking about.

I think the median of the warming trend is adversely affected by the percentage of water plankton inhabit, plus or minus the gross baseline of whales swallowing biblical figures. In summary, 25%.
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and I am glad the matter's been clarified, but what if rabbits use pancakes to store oxygen bubbles and start diving to feed on plancton until they reach whale size and start attacking ships?
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lotek wrote:and I am glad the matter's been clarified, but what if rabbits use pancakes to store oxygen bubbles and start diving to feed on plancton until they reach whale size and start attacking ships?
then SyFy would have a new movie of the week. :mrgreen:
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come to think of it haven't they done that one already?
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the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
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Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
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Freakzilla wrote:
Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
Oh snap! What did I miss? :lol:
He added a bunch of spammy URLs. Ive seen a lot of these guys lately. Now they are hiring actual Chinese people to join boards and make a single post. Then they return a week later and add a sig with a bunch of URLs. Its a new scam to increase referrals for higher placement in a Google search result.
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Omphalos wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
Oh snap! What did I miss? :lol:
He added a bunch of spammy URLs. Ive seen a lot of these guys lately. Now they are hiring actual Chinese people to join boards and make a single post. Then they return a week later and add a sig with a bunch of URLs. Its a new scam to increase referrals for higher placement in a Google search result.
How do we hire the Chinese? :P
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How many you need? Or is this more a case of... want? :?
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How many would it take to get us to number one?

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I would love that job.

I thought he had an interesting point about the planktons of the seas.
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Freakzilla wrote:How many would it take to get us to number one?

I'm just kidding, I don't have any money anyway. :cry:
Just give it time. :wink:
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