WTF?
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"WTF!" Indeed, never heard about or seen this before although the interview reads vaguely familiar.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Re: WTF?
Keith and Bobo wrote:Both of us are firmly confident that these Dune prequels are the best work we have ever written.
Freakzilla - "Apparently we can only aspire to be the 13th biggest Dune fan since we are not family or in the HLP."
Byron - "Are you trying to irk me?"
Byron - "Are you trying to irk me?"
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Re: WTF?
No bright light, no sign of intelligence. Crawling into the smellhole, Stilgar stretched a leg down and located a fat arse, where he rested his boot. With his other foot he found a second idiot, and below that another. Standards going down. Ahead, he discerned low yellow light where the tunnel sloped to the right. He backed up and raised a hand, summoning the vengeful crowdto follow.
On the floor at the base of the rough steps he found an old bookshelf. Even with his nose plugs, he smelled raw crap. Bait for small preeqs? A fool's trap? He froze, looking for an outline. Had he already tripped a silent alarm? He heard footsteps ahead, and a drunken voice. "Got another one. Blow it to kulon-hell of Dune."
Stilgar and two Fremen darted into a side tunnel and drew their milky crysknives. Maula pistols would be far too gentle in the task ahead. When a pair of aspiring bestseller authors blundered past them, reeking of spice beer, Stilgar and his comrade Turok darted out and grabbed them from behind, yeah from where else if they were past them.
Before the hapless men could cry out, the Fremen shoved their shit stories back where they came from.
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Re: WTF?
lotek wrote:Before the hapless men could cry out, the Fremen shoved their shit stories back where they came from.
Now THAT was funny.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
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Re: WTF?
And I liked this one:
lotek wrote:Stilgar and his comrade Turok darted out and grabbed them from behind, yeah from where else if they were past them.
WHAT IF YOU NO LONGER HEAR THE MUSIC OF LIFE?
MEMORIES ARE NOT ENOUGH UNLESS THEY CALL YOU TO NOBLE PURPOSE!
MEMORIES ARE NOT ENOUGH UNLESS THEY CALL YOU TO NOBLE PURPOSE!
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Could be more "butt of Gilbertus": grabbing the[ir] ... behind?
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
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Re: WTF?
"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will one day venture to the stars."
- Carl Sagan
I'm still very proud of The Quarry but … let's face it; in the end the real best way to sign off would have been with a great big rollicking Culture novel.
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I'm still very proud of The Quarry but … let's face it; in the end the real best way to sign off would have been with a great big rollicking Culture novel.
- Iain Banks
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Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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Wormedhole Contemporary Crapbooks?
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"