Ampoliros wrote:I think I'll wait and catch the next Early Bird Special, at $799, an almost $719.99 Savings!
My plan is to wait until March 22. That way, I'll enjoy the Super-SUPER savings of $1,199!
As to the rest of your post ... I don't know, maybe somewhere between 20 and 40 people total? It's an absurdly high price in a tight economy, and the event is being held in a corner of a very big country (which means huge travel costs for out-of-towners). On the other hand, there is a big pool of wannabes out there. You know, the sorts of mouth-breathers that think a hack and his unpublished wife can teach anyone anything about publishing.
Safe bet: TheKeith won't be posting a lot of pix of the conference rooms.
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
The fact that the early bird deadline has been extended a month says something, no?
(I wonder if there were any idiots who signed up right away, before they caught on to the (assumed) scheduling mistake? Would they have had the gall to charge those people the extra bit? I'd like to think so. )
$699 would buy a lot of lube.
You'd think it would also buy a nicer hand.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
hey, where's the ridicule-thread for Keith's Blagh about the Greek Island trip ?
they're all waiting in the RSS feed reader,
but I just can't bring myself to slog thru it yet
I did see, in passing while scrolling (& scrolling)
him bitching about the souvenir-hawkers @ the pyramids
ass-raping him for an American dollar ....
(some people call that a bargain BTW. FYI.)
pointer please to the thread, I can't be bothered to
wade thru all the threads I missed. Scrolling finger's
already cramped up from sorting out the spam in my
emails, and Granpa's eyes are strained from a little
too much farm-porn today ...
BTW, bizarre & disturbing new development in farm-porn SPOILER ALERT !!
there used to be a lot of normal stuff, girls giving head to ponies
and so forth, but lately it's all been horses giving head to guys ...
I dunno.
there's alot of places I'd stick my peter,
but between a mule's teeth just ain't one of them.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
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hell, they got midget farm porn, Chig, with them little shetland ponies & dwarf-chicks
and everything ... I'll email you a link ....
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.
And now I bid you all a good night!
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.
And now I bid you all a good night!
"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert
“This tutoring is dialectical. Literature makes us better noticers of life; we get to practice on life itself; which in turn makes us better readers of detail in literature; which in turn makes us better readers of life. And so on and on.” - James Wood
An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.
And now I bid you all a good night!
LOL. Unicorns remind me of Hyppo (HI CUNT!).
This talk of depravity reminds me of a mate of mine who hooked up with a woman off the internet who had a catherter tube. When they were having sex he could see the hole where the tube normally goes. He said it was so bad he had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there. I didn't realise guys could do that.
"You and your buddies and that b*tch Mandy are nothing but a gang of lying, socially maladjusted losers." - St Hypatia of Arrakeen.
An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.
And now I bid you all a good night!
LOL. Unicorns remind me of Hyppo (HI CUNT!).
This talk of depravity reminds me of a mate of mine who hooked up with a woman off the internet who had a catherter tube. When they were having sex he could see the hole where the tube normally goes. He said it was so bad he had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there. I didn't realise guys could do that.
Yeah, How in the ---- can a guy do that? I know woman can fake them, but a guy faking it????
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
chanilover wrote:
LOL. Unicorns remind me of Hyppo (HI CUNT!).
This talk of depravity reminds me of a mate of mine who hooked up with a woman off the internet who had a catherter tube. When they were having sex he could see the hole where the tube normally goes. He said it was so bad he had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there. I didn't realise guys could do that.
some people like that on midgets though, I mean it offers a world of disturbed possibilities (I thought your story was leading in some darker place I'm afraid )
I can't really say if i am disappointed about this, and that is what disturbs me
An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.
And now I bid you all a good night!
LOL. Unicorns remind me of Hyppo (HI CUNT!).
This talk of depravity reminds me of a mate of mine who hooked up with a woman off the internet who had a catherter tube. When they were having sex he could see the hole where the tube normally goes. He said it was so bad he had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there. I didn't realise guys could do that.
Yeah, How in the ---- can a guy do that? I know woman can fake them, but a guy faking it????
He's got the kiddos at home to raise, and I think I recall him saying that the jarheads were crackin' down on visiting unapproved and/or social websites.
He's got the kiddos at home to raise, and I think I recall him saying that the jarheads were crackin' down on visiting unapproved and/or social websites.
I thought he was an archeologist?
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus. ~Pink Snowman