Tantric Workshop
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- Jabecca
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Tantric Workshop
Let a superpro supersize you!
Please inquiry by phone.
No drop ins.
"Over the years I have personally given hands on training to thousands of women in various towns, and many have gone on to become superpros themselves. Many of you have watched me perform on You Tube and other venues, and I’ve given our workshop on “Things I Wish Some Pro Had Told Me When I Was Starting out” for many years across various state lines.
Together with three other superpros —Candy, Ginger, and Lolita—we are staging an intense no-nonsense, nuts & bolts series of "tantric" workshops in the Los Angeles area next spring. You’ll learn from five of the most successful pros currently working in the SF and LA area and we’ll teach you the inside information you need to know to advance your career.
We’re offering an early-bird special if you sign up before Jan 1, a savings of almost 40%.
We hope you’ll come and join us
The early bird catches the worm!
Please inquiry by phone.
No drop ins.
"Over the years I have personally given hands on training to thousands of women in various towns, and many have gone on to become superpros themselves. Many of you have watched me perform on You Tube and other venues, and I’ve given our workshop on “Things I Wish Some Pro Had Told Me When I Was Starting out” for many years across various state lines.
Together with three other superpros —Candy, Ginger, and Lolita—we are staging an intense no-nonsense, nuts & bolts series of "tantric" workshops in the Los Angeles area next spring. You’ll learn from five of the most successful pros currently working in the SF and LA area and we’ll teach you the inside information you need to know to advance your career.
We’re offering an early-bird special if you sign up before Jan 1, a savings of almost 40%.
We hope you’ll come and join us
The early bird catches the worm!
"Supersize Me!" -McDune
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- Ampoliros
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Re: Tantric Workshop
"As a person who makes his living mocking the sexual habits of the clumsy obese elite, I cannot endorse this product!"
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- Freakzilla
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Re: Tantric Workshop
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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- Jabecca
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Re: Tantric Workshop
Feeling nauseous? Don't worry. It's natural to be nervous the first time.Freakzilla wrote:
Jabecca take care of Freaky.
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- DuneFishUK
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Re: Tantric Workshop
I formally request a more horrific/grotesque puke smiley.
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- Freakzilla
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Re: Tantric Workshop
Exactly what I was thinking.DuneFishUK wrote:I formally request a more horrific/grotesque puke smiley.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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- chanilover
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Re: Tantric Workshop
Do you give discounts for block bookings. Jabecca?
"You and your buddies and that b*tch Mandy are nothing but a gang of lying, socially maladjusted losers." - St Hypatia of Arrakeen.
- Jabecca
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Re: Tantric Workshop
After attending the entire event, you must feel richly rewarded by the infectious enthusiazum you’ve gained. If you don’t feel the Superpros Workshop was worth every penny, every minute and any effort you put into getting in there, simply ask our pimp for a complete refund and yuz’ll "get it promptly", no questions asked. We know that what we have to share with you is pivotal to a healthy career. We’re sure you’ll agree when you walk out of the convention feeling the love. You will be glad you went or the check up is free.
No wannabees.
Only serious whores.
No wannabees.
Only serious whores.
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- SandChigger
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Re: Tantric Workshop
(Chocolate-dipped potato chips?! To DIE for! )
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- lotek
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Re: Tantric Workshop
that ain't a smiley but I'm working on a GIF based on that:Freakzilla wrote:Exactly what I was thinking.DuneFishUK wrote:I formally request a more horrific/grotesque puke smiley.
(cf. http://jacurutu.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=1895" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
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- DuneFishUK
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Re: Tantric Workshop
We really need one that pukes all over the post, slips up, pukes in a puddle of it's own puke for another twenty minutes, before curling into a foetal position and shitting itself. Then puking some more.
If smileys can even do that.
If smileys can even do that.
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