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Bijaz
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by Bijaz » 12 Apr 2008 08:57
Hi, I am new here.
I started out on Dumbnovels were my posts were frequently (well, almost always) edited or deleted by the Almighty Tool, but some of you may know me better from Hairy Ticks or Hoary Tales.
Cheers!
Freakzilla
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by Freakzilla » 12 Apr 2008 09:08
Welcome!
(The Almighty Tool is a member here so try to watch the name calling
)
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
GamePlayer
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by GamePlayer » 12 Apr 2008 10:06
Hey
orald
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by orald » 12 Apr 2008 12:36
Welcome! I do think you're responsible for one or two of the horrible fan-fics on Hoary Tales, am I right? Shocking, revolting things.
Who's the Almighty Tool, may I ask? I'm used to have that name addressed at my
Titan Trouser by lucky females, but am clueless as to who else has had this nickname stuck upon.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
Serkanner
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by Serkanner » 12 Apr 2008 15:04
Welcome!
@ Orald ... the almighty tool must be refering to Byron.
Mandy
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by Mandy » 12 Apr 2008 15:24
Hi Bijaz, nice to meet you. Loved your "fanfics", lol.
Omphalos
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by Omphalos » 12 Apr 2008 15:31
Oh, its you.
Helloooooooooooooo!
orald
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by orald » 12 Apr 2008 16:00
Serkanner wrote: @ Orald ... the almighty tool must be refering to Byron.
That's what I thought from the context, but I didn't realize he's a member.
He sure isn't using that name.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
SandChigger
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by SandChigger » 12 Apr 2008 17:17
(Um, "Spice Grandson"? Hello?
)
Nasty midget onboard! WILL run amok! Don't turn yer back on it!
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
Omphalos
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by Omphalos » 12 Apr 2008 17:25
If it starts rhyming or speaking in couplet, shoot it!
orald
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by orald » 12 Apr 2008 18:20
Well, I've never talked to him or seen his posts on DN, so I can't recognize him here, now can I? Moreover, he hasn't posted that much here anyway.
But if you say so, I'll watch his every move from now on and terrorize him.
That
WAS your intent, right?
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
Freakzilla
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by Freakzilla » 12 Apr 2008 18:22
Please don't.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
orald
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by orald » 12 Apr 2008 18:44
Would I do that? *innocent*
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
Omphalos
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by Omphalos » 12 Apr 2008 19:44
orald wrote: Well, I've never talked to him or seen his posts on DN, so I can't recognize him here, now can I? Moreover, he hasn't posted that much here anyway.
But if you say so, I'll watch his every move from now on and terrorize him.
That
WAS your intent, right?
Good old orald. Given an inch, he wants a mile.
SandChigger
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by SandChigger » 12 Apr 2008 20:13
Length is everything.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
orald
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by orald » 12 Apr 2008 20:32
Size doesn't matter!
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
GamePlayer
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by GamePlayer » 12 Apr 2008 22:31
Size doesn't matter as long as your size is within the comfort zone. Not too small, not too big, but just right!
Rakis
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by Rakis » 12 Apr 2008 23:18
Omphalos wrote: If it starts rhyming or speaking in couplet, shoot it!
But he does have prescience, right? He might know before we shoot...
He-hey!! Bijaz, nice to meet ya...
Bijaz
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by Bijaz » 13 Apr 2008 01:11
Freakzilla wrote: Welcome!
(The Almighty Tool is a member here so try to watch the name calling
)
The Tool is a
member , huh
Ok, I'll try to be careful...
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Bijaz on 13 Apr 2008 21:17, edited 1 time in total.
orald
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by orald » 13 Apr 2008 06:33
I like them smallish.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
Bijaz
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by Bijaz » 13 Apr 2008 21:25
orald wrote: I like them smallish.
Um, I hope you don"t mean little people...
Gots little legs,
Gots little feet,
but I sure can run,
When Orald waves his meat.
orald
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by orald » 13 Apr 2008 21:58
No, I mean them .
Much, much worse than "people".
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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by Mr. Teg » 15 Apr 2008 16:52
YO! About freakin time!
(I think Brian Herbert could've made it faster on his segway.)
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