KJA Interview Drinking Game
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KJA Interview Drinking Game
After reading and listening to so many Winds interviews, this (obvious) idea popped into my head.
Feel free to add your own.
If KJA/BH say they are "huge Dune fans", take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention the "detailed Dune7 outline", take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention the "cliffhanger" at the end of Chapterhouse: Dune, take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention "the notes", take a shot.
If KJA/BH talk about "getting the details right", take a shot.
If KJA mentions an award or nomination, take a shot.
If KJA plugs one of his non-Dune books, take a shot (one for each book mentioned).
If KJA writing "more than 100 books" is mentioned, take a shot.
If BH makes a mystical reference to his mother (e.g. "watching over them") , take a shot.
Geez, easy way to get drunk.
HBJ
Feel free to add your own.
If KJA/BH say they are "huge Dune fans", take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention the "detailed Dune7 outline", take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention the "cliffhanger" at the end of Chapterhouse: Dune, take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention "the notes", take a shot.
If KJA/BH talk about "getting the details right", take a shot.
If KJA mentions an award or nomination, take a shot.
If KJA plugs one of his non-Dune books, take a shot (one for each book mentioned).
If KJA writing "more than 100 books" is mentioned, take a shot.
If BH makes a mystical reference to his mother (e.g. "watching over them") , take a shot.
Geez, easy way to get drunk.
HBJ
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
If either idiot mentions "filling in the gaps," take a shot;
If one of them tells the "how Hacky met Bobo" story, hit yourself in the head with a hammer;
If "Hellhole" is mentioned, drink straight from the bottle;
If KJA mentions that "Paul is a hero," kill yourself;
If Bobo starts doing his weird math ("Dad wrote six, we've written 10, and three more will make ... uh ... 19"), hit the person next to you really hard;
[Video only] If Bobo stares off into space and looks dangerously close to actually falling asleep, laugh uproariously.
If one of them tells the "how Hacky met Bobo" story, hit yourself in the head with a hammer;
If "Hellhole" is mentioned, drink straight from the bottle;
If KJA mentions that "Paul is a hero," kill yourself;
If Bobo starts doing his weird math ("Dad wrote six, we've written 10, and three more will make ... uh ... 19"), hit the person next to you really hard;
[Video only] If Bobo stares off into space and looks dangerously close to actually falling asleep, laugh uproariously.
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
how is this a game ?
it's the only way I can thru an interview ...
it's the only way I can thru an interview ...
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Drink when:
If KJA mentions fans begging him to write more.
If they claim the new book explains Frank's books better than Frank's books did.
Everytime KJA mentions adding Music Producer or Movie Producer to his resume.
Anytime the number, quality, or method of discovery of the notes changes, switch liquor types.
Video/Photo
Drink everytime KJA stops and turns to smile at the camera, even if he's in mid conversation.
If KJA mentions fans begging him to write more.
If they claim the new book explains Frank's books better than Frank's books did.
Everytime KJA mentions adding Music Producer or Movie Producer to his resume.
Anytime the number, quality, or method of discovery of the notes changes, switch liquor types.
Video/Photo
Drink everytime KJA stops and turns to smile at the camera, even if he's in mid conversation.
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- othaderak
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Get alcohol poisoning and liver failure:
Every time you play a drinking game based on one of KJA/BH's stupid interviews
Every time you play a drinking game based on one of KJA/BH's stupid interviews
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Zing!othaderak wrote:Get alcohol poisoning and liver failure:
Every time you play a drinking game based on one of KJA/BH's stupid interviews
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Take a pull:
Everytime KJA mentions "the lone person attacking his work"
Everytime KJA mentions "talifans"
Everytime KJA mentions "the lone person attacking his work"
Everytime KJA mentions "talifans"
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- lotek
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
strangely enough he doesn't say that as often as the resttrang wrote:Take a pull:
Everytime KJA mentions "the lone person attacking his work"
Everytime KJA mentions "talifans"
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Make it a whole beer for that then.lotek wrote:strangely enough he doesn't say that as often as the resttrang wrote:Take a pull:
Everytime KJA mentions "the lone person attacking his work"
Everytime KJA mentions "talifans"
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Having a wee drinkee should be a pleasant experience, I think the above would result in a lot of angry pissed people, with the kicking of dogs and what 'ave you :/
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
I can't kick my dogs, too many of the bastards
I'll kick the neighbour's he's small
I'll kick the neighbour's he's small
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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You could beat your wife or kids.lotek wrote:I can't kick my dogs, too many of the bastards
I'll kick the neighbour's he's small
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
if i had one
the last one left cause I was such a nice guy so she said(now that'd be a reason to start drinking and beating women )
the last one left cause I was such a nice guy so she said(now that'd be a reason to start drinking and beating women )
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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If you treat them too nice they'll treat you like a door mat. You've got to smack them around a little to show 'em who's boss.lotek wrote:if i had one
the last one left cause I was such a nice guy so she said(now that'd be a reason to start drinking and beating women )
Just kidding.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Freakzilla wrote:If you treat them too nice they'll treat you like a door mat. You've got to smack them around a little to show 'em who's boss.lotek wrote:if i had one
the last one left cause I was such a nice guy so she said(now that'd be a reason to start drinking and beating women )
Just kidding.
the female capacity for absorbing paradox will never cease to amaze me
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guys...you just gotta love them....
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Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
I wouldn't make it past the first paragraph doing this. It's even worse than the Lord of the Rings drinking game
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Take a shot when: KJA jokes with his arms/hands (Pretending to whip bobo, drawing in the air a large square emphasizing large floppy disks)
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
I certainly hope that's the way its gonna beEyes High wrote:
guys...you just gotta love them....
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Does he really do this?Nebiros wrote:Take a shot when: KJA jokes with his arms/hands (Pretending to whip bobo, drawing in the air a large square emphasizing large floppy disks)
I've never actually made it to the end of a video featuring TheKJA. I get so mad just looking at him, and listening to his pig-voice, that I have to stop watching.
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
Take a shot when Bobo pushes up his glasses.
Here is another clip with him doing it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6A6-UzV ... re=related
If you watch their google presentation I linked to in another thread you will see him do it twice. Now that I think of it, take a shot everytime he does a hand gesture at all.Does he really do this?
Here is another clip with him doing it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6A6-UzV ... re=related
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
lotek wrote:I certainly hope that's the way its gonna beEyes High wrote:
guys...you just gotta love them....
You know it ! .. ..After all...some of y'all are just soooo loveable.
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
That was painful to watch. So many things wrong with that video.Nebiros wrote:Take a shot when Bobo pushes up his glasses.
If you watch their google presentation I linked to in another thread you will see him do it twice. Now that I think of it, take a shot everytime he does a hand gesture at all.Does he really do this?
Here is another clip with him doing it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6A6-UzV ... re=related
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Re: KJA Interview Drinking Game
At dragon*con the notes were of course talked about. I found it interesting that according to what I remember the label on the floppy disk was dot matrix printer label. Not the disk that we have all been shown.
Discuss....
Discuss....
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I think he said that the contents of the disks were printed on a dot-matrix printer and included in the box.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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