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orald wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Once you shave them you do NOT want to let stubble grow there. :wink:
Actually, I did get shaved above my penis once for an appendicitis opperation, and I recall it's itchy as hell there. I can't imagine the agony of ass-crack itchiness. :shock:
My nuts were shaved smooth when I had the surgery on them. I have no idea how they did it. Probably an electric ball-sack shaver and a nurse with a very steady hand. I can only imagine that she had to keep unfolding flesh to expose new areas to defoliate. Afterwards, it was hard not to fondle the glassy smoothness of my newly shaved nuts.
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Omphalos wrote:Yea, but you gals generally only have those cute lil blonde hairs back there. the kind that stand straight up when you rub them a bit.
Umm...fuzz(sp?)? And why are you rubbing ass cracks anyway? :o


Imagine a wookie's hairy ass crack! :shock:
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SandChigger wrote:
fantomas wrote:
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fantomas wrote:can I call you My Buggy? :roll:
Only if I can call you Sweaty Shaved Asscrack of Jacurutu. :twisted:
My wife is looking over my shoulder and she suggest you include smelly :P
Well, she oughta know, I guess.

Works for me:

YOU ARE SMELLY SWEATY SHAVED ASSCRACK OF JACURUTUUU!

WELCOME TO LARRY TOWN!
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I am honored. ...and i am not going to ask what I did to deserve and be bestowed with such an honoroble position. I know this is the nearest I will ever get to receiving a complement from you. I am not an Ingrate, other things maybe, but never will I fail to recognize a kind :? gesture.

Thank You my buggy,
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I see some titles for under the avatars in our future...
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fantomas wrote:Thank You my buggy,
He's a Dune buggy.

EDIT: Meh, both a quote mistake, forgetting the "" tag and forgetting the "s" in "he's". Maybe I need a beer or something to excuse that...
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orald wrote:
fantomas wrote:Thank You my buggy,[/b]
He' a Dune buggy.
Right up my alley! He's rideable. :wink:

Now..If I can just find my Maker Hooks. :shock:

I know, I know... I am playing with fire :roll:
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orald wrote:
fantomas wrote:Thank You my buggy,
He' a Dune buggy.
Very original!

:D :D
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fantomas wrote:He's rideable. :wink:
Now that's something I never thought I'd heard said. :shock:

Roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour. :)
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(YO! Got a "could not connect to database" error when I hit Post Reply here!)

I've had this sneaky suspicion Fantomas was more than a little interested in riding me. :roll:
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SandChigger wrote:(YO! Got a "could not connect to database" error when I hit Post Reply here!)

I've had this sneaky suspicion Fantomas was more than a little interested in riding me. :roll:
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See!! Now he's making eyes at you :P
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Oh, oh! Paraphrase time...

"Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you Burke, heh." :)
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I am just interested in Riding. I have to admit though, the idea of using the Maker Hooks....it's a control thing with me. :)

If you read my next post in "movies that touched you", I will confess ...

There are other movies which have made me :cry:
But I will post the first one...the one I can remember & it is going to be a little silly/somewhat selfish reason..maybe. :roll:
It is about riding motorcycles! 8)
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SandChigger wrote:(YO! Got a "could not connect to database" error when I hit Post Reply here!)

I've had this sneaky suspicion Fantomas was more than a little interested in riding me. :roll:
That would have been a fun ride when you used to have those jet boosters installed in your...um...posterior.... :wink:
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haha.. well it looks like someone has actually written a blog about shaving the balls. http://shaveyourballs.googlepages.com/home
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Mandy wrote:haha.. well it looks like someone has actually written a blog about shaving the balls. http://shaveyourballs.googlepages.com/home
So after reading this thread you went out and Googled "ball shaving" or some such? I knew that there was a reason I liked you!
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haha, Of course. There's a lot of info about how to shave them, you can even buy an instructional DVD from a porn star.
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There's detailed instructions in the Quran, too. For men and women.
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Freakzilla wrote:There's detailed instructions in the Quran, too. For men and women.
For camels or for humans? :twisted:
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Yeah, God wants you to shave your camel's genitals. :roll:
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That is hilarious. His tips sound pretty useful though I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment :)
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Mandy wrote:haha.. well it looks like someone has actually written a blog about shaving the balls. http://shaveyourballs.googlepages.com/home
Best line:
Shave your Balls and you will be done ,)
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Hmm, it seems he doesn't actually say much. Basically he says "get a gel/foam, trim then shave".
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Well you just need to have the balls to shave your balls.
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