Paul's Knife Duel With Jamis

    Native inhabitants of Arrakis, descendants of the Zensunni Wanderers

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Postby Rakis » 29 Mar 2008 23:56

SandChigger wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

(Don't be stingy, either. Splurge and spoil yourself: the padded walls ARE lovely! :D )


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Postby chanilover » 06 Apr 2008 06:00

orald wrote:
chanilover wrote:Orald's dick probably fell off due to some embarrassing disease he contracted from a goat.

You can come over and check if you want to. :wink:


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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 06:14

You pretend to be a hater too much, CL, it's obvious you desire me. :P
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Postby chanilover » 06 Apr 2008 06:17

Treat 'em mean to keep 'em Keen, Orald.

Nice boys don't put out on first dates.
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Postby orald » 06 Apr 2008 06:40

chanilover wrote:Nice boys don't put out on first dates.

I'm pretty sure I'm nice though. :P
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Postby SandChigger » 06 Apr 2008 19:39

LUV is in da air!
Doodoo-deedoodah-doodoo-deedoopwah!
LUV is in DA air!
Doodoo-deedoodah-doodoo-deedoopwah!

I feel dirty now. :shock:
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Postby Rakis » 06 Apr 2008 23:07

THE LOOOOOOOVE BOAT !!!
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Postby orald » 07 Apr 2008 05:46

You realize anybody who chimes in on this is just trying to show how he isn't gay...which is to say, he really is.
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Postby inhuien » 07 Apr 2008 07:22

Ohhh the reverse psychology of it all.

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Postby Spicelon » 07 Apr 2008 11:33

Tleilax Master B wrote:
orald wrote:Jon Snow.

And shame on your ignorence. :x


eh, too obscure for anyone to get.

(BTW, you might want to spell "ignorance" correctly for the jab to really work :P )


Too obscure?!?!

You're missing out, dood. :D
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Postby orald » 07 Apr 2008 13:14

Spicelon wrote:Too obscure?!?!

You're missing out, dood. :D

Hear, hear!
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Postby Tleszer » 07 Apr 2008 15:29

orald wrote:
Spicelon wrote:Too obscure?!?!

You're missing out, dood. :D

Hear, hear!


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Postby orald » 07 Apr 2008 16:31

Have a good read...in fact, I know you will. :D
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Postby Spicelon » 07 Apr 2008 17:19

i love poop, btw.
Poop is funny.
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Postby Spicelon » 07 Apr 2008 17:26

I'm between a 3 and a 4

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Postby Tyrant » 07 Apr 2008 17:36

lol..wow
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Postby orald » 07 Apr 2008 18:06

Mmm...nutty.
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Postby SandChigger » 07 Apr 2008 18:15

What was this thread about again? :shock:
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Postby orald » 07 Apr 2008 18:24

About the kinds of poop the Fremen get in their stillsuit recycling pockets or something like that...
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Postby Omphalos » 07 Apr 2008 18:53

orald wrote:About the kinds of poop the Fremen get in their stillsuit recycling pockets or something like that...


Once its dried out it becomes "catchpocket bunnies."
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Postby SandChigger » 07 Apr 2008 20:31

Or grave Flowers for Arnoldogone? :P
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Postby Rakis » 07 Apr 2008 21:53

Shouldn't that thread be closed and merged with all the other poop threads? :?
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Re: Paul's Knife Duel With Jamis

Postby Baraka » 04 Sep 2009 10:13

I can't believe that my first post on Jacurutu is going to be about Fremen poop- but here it goes:

The books mention that the speed at which Fremen blood clots as an adaptation to the Arrakeen situation. Maybe they have adapted in the way that they poop- leaving almost no moisture in it when they pass it. (type 1 in the apt Bristol Stool Chart above). In that case, the actual mess in the shorts would be pretty minimal after the rocky dooks make their way to the thigh pads. + Maybe there's an easy access clean-out in the thigh pads so you don't have to carry it around with you until the next time you get out of your suit. The transport should in some way be handled by the pumping action provided by breathing that Kynes mentioned, but I can't see how. 'Could be that the thigh pads handling this are in the area of the hamstrings so that gravity does most of it and you just have to jockey it around by hand every time you 'see a man about a horse'. I don't see how the loin cloth figures in...
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Re: Paul's Knife Duel With Jamis

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Sep 2009 10:35

Welcome!

Don't worry, there have been much worse first posts. :wink:
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Re: Paul's Knife Duel With Jamis

Postby lotek » 04 Sep 2009 10:38

but they smelled better ;)

Welcome Baraka, you have a space for your intro here:
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