One wolf is bitchin', but three wolves?
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One wolf is bitchin', but three wolves?
Read the first review and comments. Seems like something one of y'all might have written,
i.e. it's pretty damn funny!
Wolves T-shirt on Amazon
i.e. it's pretty damn funny!
Wolves T-shirt on Amazon
Poop is funny.
MetaCugel8262 is not.
MetaCugel8262 is not.
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Re: One wolf is bitchin', but three wolves?
Amazon Reviewer wrote:So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???
I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.
I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shrit; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).
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Those are brilliant. Indeed, this is something we would write about KJA. I gotta spread the love.
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Brilliant reviews!
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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Definitely feels like a Chigger review to me...Spicelon wrote:Read the first review and comments. Seems like something one of y'all might have written,
i.e. it's pretty damn funny!
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Ok first I was born in IOWA and would NOT wear these pants ever ! And secondly if this review is real and I have my doubts I am moving to Canada ASAP !!!
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i saw those. I wonder how many other things there are like that on amazon?Mandy wrote:Did you read the Zubaz pants reviews too?
http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/produ ... ewpoints=1
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I bet there are thousands of them.
This one's from the Tuscan whole milk reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk ... ewpoints=1
This one's from the Tuscan whole milk reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk ... ewpoints=1
Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
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I like the photos of the product. Is that a bunch of Tusken Raiders from Star Wars?
And they have four used milks from the used vendor market. "Never have dry cereal again!"
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Follow-up:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090528/ap_ ... lf_t_shirt
Tongue-in-cheek reviews boost wolf T-shirt's sales
By DAVID TIRRELL-WYSOCKI, Associated Press Writer David Tirrell-wysocki, Associated Press Writer – 2 hrs 35 mins ago
CONCORD, N.H. – A T-shirt depicting three wolves howling at the moon has gained an exploding following with a Facebook page and online videos — all because a customer posted a tongue-in-cheek comment on Amazon.com saying it made him a babe magnet.
The Mountain, the Keene, N.H., company that makes the shirts, is selling thousands a day — and enjoying the comments.
"We're laughing a lot more than we used to," owner Michael Krinsky said Thursday.
Thousands responded to the original comment from last fall, adding to the shirt's supposed powers.
But one wrote that after wearing his T-shirt for weeks, he suspected the benefits were exaggerated.
"Not ONE supermodel has approached me," he wrote.
The company said it does not guarantee wearers will become "a magnet for supermodels."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090528/ap_ ... lf_t_shirt
Tongue-in-cheek reviews boost wolf T-shirt's sales
By DAVID TIRRELL-WYSOCKI, Associated Press Writer David Tirrell-wysocki, Associated Press Writer – 2 hrs 35 mins ago
CONCORD, N.H. – A T-shirt depicting three wolves howling at the moon has gained an exploding following with a Facebook page and online videos — all because a customer posted a tongue-in-cheek comment on Amazon.com saying it made him a babe magnet.
The Mountain, the Keene, N.H., company that makes the shirts, is selling thousands a day — and enjoying the comments.
"We're laughing a lot more than we used to," owner Michael Krinsky said Thursday.
Thousands responded to the original comment from last fall, adding to the shirt's supposed powers.
But one wrote that after wearing his T-shirt for weeks, he suspected the benefits were exaggerated.
"Not ONE supermodel has approached me," he wrote.
The company said it does not guarantee wearers will become "a magnet for supermodels."
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Re: One wolf is bitchin', but three wolves?
There's only one appropriate response:Freakzilla wrote:Follow-up:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090528/ap_ ... lf_t_shirt
Tongue-in-cheek reviews boost wolf T-shirt's sales
By DAVID TIRRELL-WYSOCKI, Associated Press Writer David Tirrell-wysocki, Associated Press Writer – 2 hrs 35 mins ago
CONCORD, N.H. – A T-shirt depicting three wolves howling at the moon has gained an exploding following with a Facebook page and online videos — all because a customer posted a tongue-in-cheek comment on Amazon.com saying it made him a babe magnet.
The Mountain, the Keene, N.H., company that makes the shirts, is selling thousands a day — and enjoying the comments.
"We're laughing a lot more than we used to," owner Michael Krinsky said Thursday.
Thousands responded to the original comment from last fall, adding to the shirt's supposed powers.
But one wrote that after wearing his T-shirt for weeks, he suspected the benefits were exaggerated.
"Not ONE supermodel has approached me," he wrote.
The company said it does not guarantee wearers will become "a magnet for supermodels."
Ah English, the language where pretty much any word can have any meaning! - A Thing of Eternity
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Re: One wolf is bitchin', but three wolves?
I can see that happening. That's always been the problem with bashing; it draws attention to something that doesn't deserve attention. No press is bad press, as they say.
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I immediately thought of KJA when I read that article.GamePlayer wrote:I can see that happening. That's always been the problem with bashing; it draws attention to something that doesn't deserve attention. No press is bad press, as they say.
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Yeah, but with KJA, everyone is in on the joke, except him
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Buying one of those shirts is like owning an internet meme, or something. The people who buy it are probably some of the same people who write the goofy reviews.
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I know a lot of Native Americans, and I can think of only one who does not own a wolf t-shirt (and Ill bet she has one hidden somewhere).
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They're not buying thousands a day though.
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Just saying there are a lot of non-internet dweebs who own wolf t-shirts. Honestly though, I could care less about some dork who thinks hes making a statement about how cool he thinks he is by buying a t-shirt.
I am also pretty sure that you do not have to buy to be able to review.
I am also pretty sure that you do not have to buy to be able to review.
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You just have to have bought something in the past, no?
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I think I want one
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I've ordered three.
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You think, therefore you YAR!
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You YAR! what you EEK?