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If one big enough could hit the middle east maybe it would ruin the oil supply and force us into two directions of action. Asteroid defense and alternative fuels.
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Now there's a sci-fi conspiracy worth planning; "random" asteroid impacts that just happen to wipe out all the problems in the middle east :)
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GamePlayer wrote:Now there's a sci-fi conspiracy worth planning; "random" asteroid impacts that just happen to wipe out all the problems in the middle east :)
You didn't hear it from me! :wink:
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"I did not have conspiratorial relations with that man, GamePlayer. I never asked anyone to bombard the planet. Not a single time." :)
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:lol: That would certainly make Canada rich... Or get us invaded by the USA, to stop our weapons of mass destruction stockpiling of course. :shock: :wink:
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A Thing of Eternity wrote::lol: That would certainly make Canada rich... Or get us invaded by the USA, to stop our weapons of mass destruction stockpiling of course. :shock: :wink:
Have we sold you any?
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Freakzilla wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote::lol: That would certainly make Canada rich... Or get us invaded by the USA, to stop our weapons of mass destruction stockpiling of course. :shock: :wink:
Have we sold you any?
No, we've been creating them and hiding them - or rather, we "will have been" creating them and hiding them when the US finds out it needs our oil. It'd be a ret-con of sorts. :wink:
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote::lol: That would certainly make Canada rich... Or get us invaded by the USA, to stop our weapons of mass destruction stockpiling of course. :shock: :wink:
Have we sold you any?
No, we've been creating them and hiding them - or rather, we "will have been" creating them and hiding them when the US finds out it needs our oil. It'd be a ret-con of sorts. :wink:
meanwhile, the first places the global defence forces from the US first secure all of Alberta and the diamond mines in Nunavut.
But, if we do too good of a job hiding our WMDs then they'll have done it all to liberate us from our dictatorship. :roll:

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Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?

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Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?

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That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.

You get my point.
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A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?

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That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.

You get my point.
For a long time we did, until Iraq kicked out the UN inspectors.

The UN Special Commission (UNSCOM), set up at the end of the war in 1991, destroyed missiles, mobile launchers, fixed launch sites, chemical munitions, a chemical weapons complex and a germ warfare complex as well as tons of missile fuel, chemical warfare agents, precursor chemicals and bacteria growth media.

UNMOVIC inspectors destroyed dozens of Iraqi Al Samoud 2 missiles and warheads, as well as launchers, shells filled with chemical weapons precursors and other arms.


http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?N ... movic&Cr1=
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Freakzilla wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?

:wink:
That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.

You get my point.
For a long time we did, until Iraq kicked out the UN inspectors.

The UN Special Commission (UNSCOM), set up at the end of the war in 1991, destroyed missiles, mobile launchers, fixed launch sites, chemical munitions, a chemical weapons complex and a germ warfare complex as well as tons of missile fuel, chemical warfare agents, precursor chemicals and bacteria growth media.

UNMOVIC inspectors destroyed dozens of Iraqi Al Samoud 2 missiles and warheads, as well as launchers, shells filled with chemical weapons precursors and other arms.


http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?N ... movic&Cr1=
Fair enough.
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Freakzilla wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?

:wink:
That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.

You get my point.
For a long time we did, until Iraq kicked out the UN inspectors.

The UN Special Commission (UNSCOM), set up at the end of the war in 1991, destroyed missiles, mobile launchers, fixed launch sites, chemical munitions, a chemical weapons complex and a germ warfare complex as well as tons of missile fuel, chemical warfare agents, precursor chemicals and bacteria growth media.

UNMOVIC inspectors destroyed dozens of Iraqi Al Samoud 2 missiles and warheads, as well as launchers, shells filled with chemical weapons precursors and other arms.


http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?N ... movic&Cr1=
What's that got to do with the 2003 Halliburton Iraqi outreach programme?
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chanilover wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?

:wink:
That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.

You get my point.
For a long time we did, until Iraq kicked out the UN inspectors.

The UN Special Commission (UNSCOM), set up at the end of the war in 1991, destroyed missiles, mobile launchers, fixed launch sites, chemical munitions, a chemical weapons complex and a germ warfare complex as well as tons of missile fuel, chemical warfare agents, precursor chemicals and bacteria growth media.

UNMOVIC inspectors destroyed dozens of Iraqi Al Samoud 2 missiles and warheads, as well as launchers, shells filled with chemical weapons precursors and other arms.


http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?N ... movic&Cr1=
What's that got to do with the 2003 Halliburton Iraqi outreach programme?
I'll let Sandrider field that one...
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shit ..... what ? awww, fuck.

I'm a-gonna fumble this one.
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besides, there's Halliburton guys all over this park.
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did ya ever think maybe someone is aiming the asteroids at us?? I remember reading something about a planet called Klendathu with some kind of intelligent bugs but I could be mistaken.


I wonder if we could teach mother earth some prana bindu techniques and she could just step sideways out of the way of those nasty flying rocks?

Or could we use spice and become like the navigators and fold space with mother earth?

I wouldnt be in such a hurry to jump ship so to speak from old terra firma. Ya every heard of gama rays?? nasty stuff. need a lead filled stillsuit for tripping the light fantastic out there. Gama rays suck the paint off your trailer and turn your hair orange, to name few fun effects!!!

Send robots!!!giant brains in a can driven cymek robots!!! they can explore and send back photos!!!

we need to think simple just a giant floating catchers mit with retro rockets to guide into position to catch the bugger!!!

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trang wrote:Or could we use spice and become like the navigators and fold space with mother earth?
Sorry, Kevin, but Navigators can't fold space without Holtzmann engines. :P

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anyone read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?
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Ampoliros wrote:anyone read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?
Word up.
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Here is a review I wrote of it. I don't like it. I left too much out so I was planning on rewriting it soon.

http://www.omphalosbookreviews.com/inde ... s/info/126
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The chinese will use their top secret Ion Cannon on any approching "bullets"
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Ampoliros wrote:anyone read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?
Hey I was thinking the same thing when I first read this thread! :D

I wonder if it could really work like that for someone on the moon? I think we'd better get a colony there first. :wink:
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