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You know, you're lucky that so far he's just ignoring your baiting or thinks you're amusing. In an ignorant, dumbfuck kid sort of way.

I'm looking forward to when he really cuts loose on your stupid little ass. :)
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Re: on Chani Lover's "daddy issues"

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Sole Man wrote:
SandRider wrote:
Sole Man wrote:
his boys were Brian and the gay one who died of an AIDS-related illness and who complained to Brian that Frank was never there for him.
That true?
every bit of it.
Oh! Daddy Never loved me! I want to let other guys poke me so I can get my father's approval!

That sound familiar, Chanilover?
No, Sloe Man, my dad is a really cool guy. I'm not the whining bitch bleating for daddy's attention - that's Brian Herbert.

My family are pretty relaxed about my gayness, as they're educated, forward looking people. Unlike the pile of dysfunctional in-bred mutants and morbidly obese redneck hicks in your family.

How's the imaginary girlfriend? Most people who obsess over queers have issues with their own sexuality, which is probably why you sent me this PM -
Trying to huminlate DN, need picture of gay blowjob, showing the man being sucked's face, on the right side of the picture.

Hurry
Oh really?
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are joking chanilover, right?
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Nope.
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Surprisingly I'm not surprised at Sloey's PM.
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Sounds like a Plan Coming Together ....
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What does Sloey know of plans? He's more like a rabid dog chasing a car, except that the car is in reverse.
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I wouldn't know what to do with it if it ran over me!
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Re: on Chani Lover's "daddy issues"

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chanilover wrote:
Sole Man wrote:
SandRider wrote:
Sole Man wrote:
his boys were Brian and the gay one who died of an AIDS-related illness and who complained to Brian that Frank was never there for him.
That true?
every bit of it.
Oh! Daddy Never loved me! I want to let other guys poke me so I can get my father's approval!

That sound familiar, Chanilover?
No, Sloe Man, my dad is a really cool guy. I'm not the whining bitch bleating for daddy's attention - that's Brian Herbert.

My family are pretty relaxed about my gayness, as they're educated, forward looking people. Unlike the pile of dysfunctional in-bred mutants and morbidly obese redneck hicks in your family.

How's the imaginary girlfriend? Most people who obsess over queers have issues with their own sexuality, which is probably why you sent me this PM -
Trying to huminlate DN, need picture of gay blowjob, showing the man being sucked's face, on the right side of the picture.

Hurry
Oh really?
Bahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

lol @ "Hurry"
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Post by chanilover »

Poor Sloe Man doesn't know what hole he wants to poke it in. That's why he practises on his pet pig.
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Ah ... that was worth waiting for. :D
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Baraka Bryan wrote:so sloey is a closet homosexual, hiding it by posing as a masochist...
Hey! I pose as a Sadist! Get your fucking facts right!
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I'd call him a douche-nozzle ... but I'm nutty that way.
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TheDukester wrote:I'd call him a douche-nozzle ... but I'm nutty that way.
One douche nozzle, fresh.

One douche nozzle, soiled.
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paraphrase from The Blues Brothers ?

Frank Oz letting Jake out of the joint ?
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SandRider wrote:paraphrase from The Blues Brothers ?

Frank Oz letting Jake out of the joint ?
Yep.
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Ampoliros wrote:
cmsahe wrote:The dumbs are about to stab Frank Herbert...Just like they do everytime they publish a book...
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I want a criminal psychologist to look at this pic and tell me KJA is not a serial killer.

I've used that face to scare the crap out of my brother, not to cut a cake.
That image of KJA holding the knife in that way makes me feel unconfortable: "What were you saying about my latest novel kiddo?" :evil:
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I'm sorry, but neither of those two idiots look like they've ever held or used a knife in their lives. :roll:


Carlos, I think you need to do a YouTube montage and post a link in the comments on writerKJA's page! :P
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Kevin looks like he wants to kill somebody (or stab Frank).


Brian looks like he is about to commit suicide (Mr. Anderson did things to me).
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Post by Nekhrun »

SandChigger wrote:I'm sorry, but neither of those two idiots look like they've ever held or used a knife in their lives. :roll:
Brian's holding it like one of those oversized pencils for someone who's handicapped.
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And Keith's doing his Norman Bates impression ....
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SandRider wrote:And Keith's doing his Norman Bates impression ....
Well, they don't call him a hack for nothin'! :wink:
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I've yet to see a photo where either one of them actually looks too comfortable with the other. It's the main reason I'm very skeptical of KJA's "Oh, we hit it off right away; it's like it was meant to be" story.

Seriously, browse a random selection of photos that picture both of them. Then look at the body-language.
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Post by Ampoliros »

I'm still convinced KJA came knocking at their doorstep begging to crap on dune and sell books.

Brian looks to shy to actively look for a hack
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