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Feminine issues

Postby Sole Man » 10 Feb 2009 15:50

Another thought that crossed my sick mind: what do the BG do when it's their time of the month? I mean, can they shrug it off or...

...should all men evacuate the planet immediately?

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Postby Freakzilla » 10 Feb 2009 15:57

:lol:

And you'd better hope they're not out of spice.
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Postby Tleszer » 10 Feb 2009 16:03

Baraka Bryan wrote:they all ovulate simultaneously and thunderously
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Postby GamePlayer » 10 Feb 2009 16:25

I wonder what kind of bathroom facilities they have in the future? Still paper based or is it one of those freaky French things? :P :wink:
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Postby SandRider » 10 Feb 2009 16:49

*snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...
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Postby Freakzilla » 10 Feb 2009 16:52

I liked the erotic hologram bathroom on Solaria in Robots of Dawn by Asimov.
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Postby Omphalos » 10 Feb 2009 19:07

SandRider wrote:*snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...


Beat me to it. :lol:

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Postby SandChigger » 11 Feb 2009 02:29

People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)

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Postby GamePlayer » 11 Feb 2009 17:39

Wasn't it sea shells? Sly might have confused them with depleted uranium ;)

Just imagine, if you dare, the implications of gravity field technology for Bathrooms...of Dune. They say cleanliness is next to Kwisatz Haderach-ness. I think I may have spoiled the title for KJA's next book :)
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Postby chanilover » 12 Feb 2009 05:29

Menses of Dune has a nice ring to it.
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Postby Secher Nbiw » 12 Feb 2009 10:28

SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)


Washlette?

Isn't it called a "bidet"?

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Postby Drunken Idaho » 12 Feb 2009 11:53

There's a song I'm sure many of you have heard by Queens of the Stone Age called "Go with the flow" of which I believe the message is "I don't care if you're on your period. Let's fuck."
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on Peroids

Postby Sole Man » 12 Feb 2009 16:08

I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.

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Re: on Peroids

Postby dunepunk » 12 Feb 2009 16:32

Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.


I don't think you'll like the taste...
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Re: on Peroids

Postby Freakzilla » 12 Feb 2009 16:40

dunepunk wrote:
Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.


I don't think you'll like the taste...


I'm afraid he would.
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Postby Tleszer » 12 Feb 2009 16:44

Does that explain his madness or merely add to it?
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Postby Tleszer » 12 Feb 2009 17:59

I'll try, but I hope I don't become a moth to the flame...
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Postby SandChigger » 12 Feb 2009 19:22

Secher Nbiw wrote:
SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)


Washlette?

Isn't it called a "bidet"?

Nope. "Bidet" is another button.

"Washlette" uses GPS tracking to exactly pinpoint its temperature-regulated, self-adjusting flow on my "imploded blossom of the chrysanthemum".

:shock:


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Flier to the pyre....

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Postby Sole Man » 12 Feb 2009 20:52

Moth to the flame,
Flier to the pyre....


..and Our love become a funeral Pyre.

Come on Baby light my fire.

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Postby SandRider » 12 Feb 2009 23:31

Sloey, how many times have you read No One Here Gets Out Alive ?
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Postby Sole Man » 13 Feb 2009 15:43

Never, is there any reason I should?

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A general observation...

Postby SandChigger » 13 Feb 2009 18:38

Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.

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Re: A general observation...

Postby chanilover » 16 Feb 2009 09:22

SandChigger wrote:Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.


I always knew you were a size queen.
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Postby Schu » 16 Feb 2009 10:40

Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're gonna shut your stupid ignorant mouth and do exactly what I say without question.

...and if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.

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Re: A general observation...

Postby SandChigger » 16 Feb 2009 13:50

chanilover wrote:I always knew you were a size queen.

Oh, honey, mmm mmm mmm! Don't let me commençer! 8)


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