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Klingon Robber!

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This is an instant classic :)

Masked Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword
Masked Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword
POSTED: 6:45 am MST February 4, 2009
UPDATED: 11:16 am MST February 4, 2009

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword.

The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black mask, black jacket, and blue jeans, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series.

The robber demanded money and left with an undisclosed amount.
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A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N. Union Blvd., where a man matching the previous description entered the store with a similar weapon. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk refused and the robber "transported" himself out of the store on foot.

Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "Batleth."

Neither clerk was injured in the robberies.

Officers are reviewing the surveillance tapes from inside the store but Lt. David Whitlock said he does not plan to release the video or photographs "at this time."
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That really narrows it down to a select group of suspects...

But then again, it could be a publicity stunt for the new Trek film... :P
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Officers are reviewing the surveillance tapes from inside the store but Lt. David Whitlock said he does not plan to release the video or photographs "at this time."
DAMMIT! No Fair!
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Goddamn Klingong, see what they do!
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Re: on Star trek

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Sole Man wrote:Goddamn Klingong, see what they do!
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KLINGONG
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DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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This thread needs more KLINGONG!
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I saw that [comming]...
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Every thread needs more Christopher Walken :)
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I used to be a sadistic bestial necrophile, but then I realised I was just flogging a dead horse
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hey, chigger, looks who's got a vocabulary !
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Who, Schu?

He's always been like that.

Me, I prefer necrophiliac myself, but what ever blows yer pantaloons off. ;)
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Schu wrote:I used to be a sadistic bestial necrophile
Hey- Me too!
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Poking your aunt from Pluto's dead cat's backside a few times with a stick doesn't quite count, I'm afraid. :roll:
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SHIT!
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