Raping raccoons is a bad idea

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 28 Jan 2009 15:19

http://austriantimes.at/index.php?id=10795

Raccoon bites off perverts penis

A raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified animal.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off.

"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with," said one friend.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 28 Jan 2009 15:22

Ummmm...

I'm pretty sure he doesn't deserve his dick back.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun"

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 28 Jan 2009 15:26

He must have been really drunk to think he could have his way with a raccoon. I imagine possums aren't safe around him either.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 28 Jan 2009 15:55

Um ... well, they're safer now.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 28 Jan 2009 15:58

yeah, you cain't have relations with a live coon ....

hell, any ol' country boy coulda tole 'em that....

dumb-ass rooskies ....

Post by **Freakzilla** » 28 Jan 2009 16:05

That reminds me of a joke.

Know what the difference is between a racoon and a...

On second thought I'd better not.

Post by **Omphalos** » 28 Jan 2009 16:21

The fool. If he wanted to have sex with it he was supposed to have put his dick in the other end.

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 28 Jan 2009 16:26

I'm... speechless...

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 28 Jan 2009 16:36

KJA is a russian? I didn't know that...

Post by **Freakzilla** » 28 Jan 2009 16:41

Sole Man wrote:KJA is a russian? I didn't know that...

I think he meant rookies?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 28 Jan 2009 19:34

Rookie Roosky Raccoon Rapers!

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 28 Jan 2009 20:36

I meant 'russians'.

in the immortal words of Kinky Friedman :

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowlin' shirt was drinkin' Lone Star Beer
Talkin' religion and politcs for all the world to hear

"They oughta send you back to Roosia, boy, or New York City, one
Ya just wanna diddle a Christian girl and ya killed God's Only Son .."

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