Its Chirstmas..time to break out with the jokes.


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Ah...hence the Canadians in Heaven! :P

Would you know my name, EH?
If you saw me in Heaven, EH?
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Oooh, must have really pissed him off for him to go all bait-boy on me. Have some canned bread; you'll feel better :)
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(Canned bread? :shock: To go with the canned chook? :P )
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who edited the title ?

Sloey or Admins ?
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That's good, if somewhat overdue. :)
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The "Chirstmas" is pretty funny ... :)
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GamePlayer wrote:Let them have it. All the interesting people are in hell :)
I'm sure there is much better music in hell.
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Freakzilla wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Let them have it. All the interesting people are in hell :)
I'm sure there is much better music in hell.
Post of the Year has just been won by Freak-Z. That is pure awesome :) :D
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It's award season. The awards are always for the previous year. Don't worry, you still have hope :)
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Anyway, on the note of making fun of religions, how come the Christians have their "Jesus fish", atheists have the "Darwin fish", Jews have the "Gefilte fish", but we Dune fans don't have magnetic visages of Shai-Hulud to put on our cars?
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moreh_yeladim wrote:Anyway, on the note of making fun of religions, how come the Christians have their "Jesus fish", atheists have the "Darwin fish", Jews have the "Gefilte fish", but we Dune fans don't have magnetic visages of Shai-Hulud to put on our cars?
Sandtrout magnets?
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Freakzilla wrote:
moreh_yeladim wrote:Anyway, on the note of making fun of religions, how come the Christians have their "Jesus fish", atheists have the "Darwin fish", Jews have the "Gefilte fish", but we Dune fans don't have magnetic visages of Shai-Hulud to put on our cars?
Sandtrout magnets?
Nah, a big worm to go halfway across the bumper. With "Shai-Hulud" on it.
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How about an "I [heart] my Futar" bumper sticker?
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Wait...wasn't Maud'dib's symbol a fist-and-fish>

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Sole Man wrote:Wait...wasn't Maud'dib's symbol a fist-and-fish>

It's all comming together now...
And Leto II's army were "Fish Speakers".

Coincidence???

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SandRider wrote:"My Futar is smarter than your Honor Student"
"My child survived the Gom Jabbar."

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moreh_yeladim wrote:Anyway, on the note of making fun of religions, how come the Christians have their "Jesus fish", atheists have the "Darwin fish", Jews have the "Gefilte fish", but we Dune fans don't have magnetic visages of Shai-Hulud to put on our cars?
Mine says "N'Chips" in it. :D


Sandworm would be pretty much fantastic.
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"I'm With Abomination -->"
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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