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Random Crap
Let's see the totally random crap you come across the interwebs here.
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Which one, the otter, the drinker or the drinkee?
And how the hell can you tell without the moustache?
Some people lookin' for somethin' to drink see a furball like that and imagine it as half full.
We call such people pessimists.
Me, I look at a critter like that and think, "Am I gonna get hair in my mouth?"
I'm an optimist.
And how the hell can you tell without the moustache?
Some people lookin' for somethin' to drink see a furball like that and imagine it as half full.
We call such people pessimists.
Me, I look at a critter like that and think, "Am I gonna get hair in my mouth?"
I'm an optimist.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
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This is in honor of Byron:
Bel Moulay:
Kevin's wish to be recognized as an artist:
"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert
“This tutoring is dialectical. Literature makes us better noticers of life; we get to practice on life itself; which in turn makes us better readers of detail in literature; which in turn makes us better readers of life. And so on and on.” - James Wood
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Damn right!
I...can't...stop...they're...too...good...
DN:
Brian Herbert:
For Kevy:
Simply funny:
Nice one:
"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert
“This tutoring is dialectical. Literature makes us better noticers of life; we get to practice on life itself; which in turn makes us better readers of detail in literature; which in turn makes us better readers of life. And so on and on.” - James Wood
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(remove the pointless ?v=0 when you post from flickr)
Seraphan wrote:For Kevy:
Simply funny:
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I posted my topic on another board about encountering the fellas asking me if I'm Jewish and one member posted a link to this hilarious song.
Protocols by Rav Shmuel
Enjoy
Protocols by Rav Shmuel
Enjoy
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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Yeah, he's not bad. The story was a hilarious anecdote. I'm surprised he wasn't lynched
His music is catchy and the lyrics are hilarious.
You see the protocols of the elders of Zion are true
And I am a member of standing
Our goal is to milk all the money from you
It's world domination we're planning
His music is catchy and the lyrics are hilarious.
You see the protocols of the elders of Zion are true
And I am a member of standing
Our goal is to milk all the money from you
It's world domination we're planning
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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GamePlayer wrote:Yeah, he's not bad. The story was a hilarious anecdote. I'm surprised he wasn't lynched
His music is catchy and the lyrics are hilarious.
You see the protocols of the elders of Zion are true
And I am a member of standing
Our goal is to milk all the money from you
It's world domination we're planning
Good stuff. Excellent lyrics. I almost feel guilty listening to it on Christmas.
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http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4
If you cant see the video just type Mr Lizard in the Youtube search, it's from a british show called Jam.
If you cant see the video just type Mr Lizard in the Youtube search, it's from a british show called Jam.
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Some idiot came up with the idea of selling a Grape Soda with a hentai pun as the hook. I shit you not.
Tentacle Grape
Tentacle Grape
Yeah, this is fucked upTentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.
Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.
Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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When Grape Ape came to rape little Cindy-Loo Who,Freakzilla wrote:Better than being raped by Grape Ape?Tleszer wrote:Well, better graped than raped!
Seriously, that is pretty fucked up.
The littlest Who in Who-Ville,
The Grinch made a scowl at the little Who-Owl and exclaimed:
"Being raped by Grape Ape is just as great as being graped!"
He downed his Tentacle Grape
And congratulated the performance of The Great Grape Menace
And left with the ape to play some tennis.
Oh. My. God. What have I done? The horror! The horror!
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Impressive!Tleszer wrote:When Grape Ape came to rape little Cindy-Loo Who,Freakzilla wrote:Better than being raped by Grape Ape?Tleszer wrote:Well, better graped than raped!
Seriously, that is pretty fucked up.
The littlest Who in Who-Ville,
The Grinch made a scowl at the little Who-Owl and exclaimed:
"Being raped by Grape Ape is just as great as being graped!"
He downed his Tentacle Grape
And congratulated the performance of The Great Grape Menace
And left with the ape to play some tennis.
Oh. My. God. What have I done? The horror! The horror!
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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afore I went into Town this mornin, I was gonna tell y'all a story
bout trippin real hard one Saturday morning in the seventies and bein
scared shitless by that there ape-thing (sat paralyzed for several
hours right thru the wrestling and everything). But I ran outta time,
and now, thankfully, I done forgot it
bout trippin real hard one Saturday morning in the seventies and bein
scared shitless by that there ape-thing (sat paralyzed for several
hours right thru the wrestling and everything). But I ran outta time,
and now, thankfully, I done forgot it
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008