Accurate TV series titles

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 03 Nov 2008 17:04

These are so damn funny that I'm insanely jealous I didn't invent them

http://glark.org/truthful-tv-title-cards/

"Winging It" and "Drink, Smoke, Fuck" are my favorites

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 03 Nov 2008 17:49

I only get the first three (definitely; if the fourth is supposed to be the one about those people on that weird island, the letters look off...unless they've changed them recently).

Out of touch.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 03 Nov 2008 20:44

I like Mad Men.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 03 Nov 2008 22:32

I don't know them all either, but number four is a parody of Lost. IMO, they nailed it with "Winging It". I dropped out after season two and I'm still embarrassed to this day that I was fooled into thinking it was a good program for that long. But that's okay, Heroes got the best of my frustration and I dropped that turd after one season. It's fucking Star Trek, but with super powered characters.

I've yet to watch Mad Men (the last one), but I've read all about it and the reviews, so I know of it well. The "Drink, Smoke, Fuck" is perfect

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 03 Nov 2008 22:48

I quit HEROES about half thourgh the first season.

'nuff said.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 03 Nov 2008 23:43

Nice! Much better than I expected when I first clicked the link.

The Heroes, Galactica, and Lost are especially true. In order, for me, their current status is: Can't Bear To Watch; No Longer Really Care; and Barely Hanging On.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 04 Nov 2008 02:12

I didn't even make it halfway through the first season of Heroes; watched maybe three or four episodes max. Just never clicked for me. (Plus they really over-hyped it over here, and that always irritates me. Still have not seen Titanic all the way through. Would drink drano before watching ANY of Life is Beautiful.)

Still watching BSG and Lost, though.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 04 Nov 2008 02:14

So who is the Final Cylon ?

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 04 Nov 2008 02:22

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 04 Nov 2008 02:24

Good enough for me.

You better put a big "BSG SPOILER" up there somewhere
before Thing scrolls down here and has to kill you.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 04 Nov 2008 02:28

Um ... okay.

Muffit.

Post by **Omphalos** » 04 Nov 2008 02:37

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 04 Nov 2008 02:40

It's illegal to do that to monkeys in 47 states and the District of Columbia.

Unless the monkey is 18 and consents, of course

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 04 Nov 2008 08:44

TheDukester wrote:Um ... okay.

Muffit.

I was referring to another thread (member's gallery ?) where I asked the
same question and Thing of Eternity posted his warning about revealing
the identity of the Final Cylon before it came out on DVD. If you did in fact
see that post, and your post was your dismissal of that threat/warning,
well, that's between the two of you. I was just lookin' out for you, brother.

I guess they do have wiki pages for everything. (if that was for me,
thanks, but I know what a Daggit is. Think I saw the original show. Think
I bought my boys a thousand dollars worth of BSG crap to go with the thousand
dollars worth of Star Wars crap. And Six Million Dollar Man crap. But, damn
was Lindsay Wagner hot back than. Her and Suzanne Sommers, just a-bouncin
all over the place. Not as hot as Farrah, tho, of course. The youngest boy
got that red swimsuit poster with the nipple that'd poke your eye out, put it
up in his room. I was real proud of him that day, I'll tell you what. Seems
like that was the trigger of the last argument with my first ex-wife. What
the hell was I talkin' about ?....)

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 04 Nov 2008 11:01

SandRider wrote:I was referring to another thread (member's gallery ?) where I asked the
same question and Thing of Eternity posted his warning about revealing
the identity of the Final Cylon before it came out on DVD. If you did in fact
see that post, and your post was your dismissal of that threat/warning,
well, that's between the two of you. I was just lookin' out for you, brother.

Yes, right ... I understand that. I've seen the thread, and I'm familiar with how spoilers work.

But it's a joke, son. Whoever the final Cylon is, I'll tell you one thing: it's not a goofy, much-hated robot/dog that hasn't been seen on television in THIRTY-ONE YEARS.

Christsakes.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 04 Nov 2008 11:48

Besides, everyone knows that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the final cylon. I saw his metal skeleton before! He can't fool me!

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 04 Nov 2008 11:52

TheDukester wrote:
SandRider wrote:I was referring to another thread (member's gallery ?) where I asked the
same question and Thing of Eternity posted his warning about revealing
the identity of the Final Cylon before it came out on DVD. If you did in fact
see that post, and your post was your dismissal of that threat/warning,
well, that's between the two of you. I was just lookin' out for you, brother.
Yes, right ... I understand that. I've seen the thread, and I'm familiar with how spoilers work.

But it's a joke, son. Whoever the final Cylon is, I'll tell you one thing: it's not a goofy, much-hated robot/dog that hasn't been seen on television in THIRTY-ONE YEARS.

Christsakes.

It was a joke ??????? OH. MY. GOD.

no shit it was joke. I got a great laugh from it, thought it was very
clever, very much appreciated your posting it right under the question.
Very effective.

my response was "Good Enough" meaning, that's fine with me if Muffit
is the Final Cylon, I really don't give a damn, and with the way that show's
been written on the fly, I suppose anything would be possible.

That would be a joke, too.

Then I commented that you had spoiled the ending for Thing and he
might come to kill you.

Joke, also.

You then said "Wha'happin ?" and gave a link, explaining who Muffit was.

In my most civil terms, I thought, I responded. Then I ....you know what ?
Fuck this ....

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 04 Nov 2008 12:12

Couldn't agree more.

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 04 Nov 2008 13:07

Arrrg! Your all DEAD!

Just kidding.

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 04 Nov 2008 15:14

GamePlayer wrote:I don't know them all either, but number four is a parody of Lost. IMO, they nailed it with "Winging It". I dropped out after season two and I'm still embarrassed to this day that I was fooled into thinking it was a good program for that long. But that's okay, Heroes got the best of my frustration and I dropped that turd after one season. It's fucking Star Trek, but with super powered characters.

I've yet to watch Mad Men (the last one), but I've read all about it and the reviews, so I know of it well. The "Drink, Smoke, Fuck" is perfect

Poop head.

Lost is a better show than ST:TNG, by A MILE.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 04 Nov 2008 15:52

Jean-Luc Picard is the final cylon!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 04 Nov 2008 16:09

Oh GAWD, MAKE IT SO!

J A C U R U T U

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