Greetings from you resident(a lie) lurker

[ARCH]

Hello to everyone.
I must say this is a surprise for me.
I've been gone from arrakeen for quite a few months
(was never good in time orientation but at least i know how to get home)
or more so i said i'll probably be back in 7th month(this one) but my links,computer kicked off in the after life.
So i'm searching and searching on the net...googling for arrakeen links to the forum and n.o.t.h.i.n.g
am tired,i stink(it's hot out here dammit) and my usual insomniac self is ready to peel his skin and what do i find?
some kind of flashing jacurutu link.
I'm so absorbed in my exams i didin't even recognize the word in my head as dune related but it all became clear when i saw who's online.
frekazilla.
so he gets the first kiss;)
was very much surprised to see orald here.
even though i don't realy have time to read all of your topics(yeah,usually i read e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g regardless do you see my contribution on th etopic or not)

wow, i hope you're all going to be pleasently surprised to see me,my typos and the usual barfs.
since it seems that you had misunderstandings with some other ppl i 'know'(yeah,like i realy know them)....

*happy thoughts mode on* glad to see this bunch of ppl, if i do stick around we'll exchange lolly pops and so. *happy thoughts mode off*

i still don't quite understand what are you all doing here,what's with arrakeen but we have time(or so i hope) to clear it up.
now i must study some more so i don't get kicked on the street and be hungry without a blanket.
*shivers*
a blanket is a sacred thing.
every man should hav eone.

[Freakzilla]

so he gets the first kiss;)

Yeah baby! Nice to see you too!

[Serkanner]

Good ... now the rest of us can also see hi!

[Illogical Banana]

Hello and welcome!

[Dune Nerd]

Welcome

[orald]

ARCH?!

How's your pussy? The kitty I mean.
The evil looking one that wants to devour souls.

Edit: I still had that pic you posted of it a few weeks back, but I did a clean-up and it was discarded.
'Twas spooky.

[A Thing of Eternity]

Hi.

[Mandy]

Howdy.

[SandChigger]

Hello again.

[Omphalos]

Helloooooooooo

If you are really interested in what happned at Arrakeen, there are a bunch of htreads. but warning, its a long drawn out and sordid affair.

[GamePlayer]

*insert generic greeting*

[inhuien]

hihihi ARCH

[ARCH]

ARCH?!
How's your pussy?

see,you saying things like that make the idea of having a sex change operation to put that dirty mouth of yours to a better use seem like an excellent idea and a healthy one too;)

The kitty I mean.
The evil looking one that wants to devour souls.

Edit: I still had that pic you posted of it a few weeks back, but I did a clean-up and it was discarded.
'Twas spooky.

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she's good as she can be considering how ppl raise their kids nowdays.
i was very angry to see her tail broken on two places but she can still jump and coordinate her movements like a cat so i got over it...after a few months. little boys throwing rocks at cats in an attempt to kill them.
yeah i so want to give birth to a male child with that kind of an idea of having fun...not. it would be easier to get over it if i didn't see every dsay that she can't lift it up properly anymore and she knocks things down from time to time which she never did before(she was such a stealthy creature,dsamn it!)

so orald,how is your precious friend.
man's best friend they call it ,no?
or should i say a guys best friend:P
(yeah,i'm reffering to your dog, no bestiality intended,
just continuing the innuendos about organs used for reproduction)


God, i laughed so hard after reading your question.
good to 'see' your jokes again.


anyway not to b erude to others i also recognize from DOD,Arrakeen,maybe even Ghola or some other place,like i already said hi and i'm glad to b ehere.
i wont be good with net connection this month but hopefully it'll be better in the future and we can share good natured jokes and hate e-mails and pm's

[orald]

Fluffy wuffy is fine, scratching a bit, but then again, who isn't in this blasted weather.

[Robspierre]

Fluffy wuffy is fine, scratching a bit, but then again, who isn't in this blasted weather.

You really should get that checked out, it may flare up


Rob

[orald]

It's a figure of speech!



Maybe it's like Trang's?

[ARCH]

Fluffy wuffy is fine, scratching a bit, but then again, who isn't in this blasted weather.

You really should get that checked out, it may flare up


Rob

ain't that the truth?
ROFL

sorka orald but you're down.
we can pretend you went down in a battle like a good Klingon,if you like:P

[SandChigger]

is like I think it past time for Zelda of Zagreb to come back
stop, take shit on forum, thumb nose at smell of own perschwanky
say rude thing about bald man and fling poop in general direction yes?

Oh my land! Oh my land! Oh my language! horrible isn't it?
I hate English! I hate English! but still in English (sortof) I post ha ha!

[Omphalos]

Chummning the waters, are we?

[SandChigger]

[lotek]

welcome to the sietch, Arch!

[merkin muffley]

I'm so conffused, frekazilla (purnima[ ])

[Thodol]

Two years to the day?

[A Little Galach]

welcome...back?

I think I have this right:
You type carelessly
you are a woman
you like women
I need a blanket (or is that a figurative blanket?)

[Nekhrun]

is like I think it past time for Zelda of Zagreb to come back
stop, take shit on forum, thumb nose at smell of own perschwanky
say rude thing about bald man and fling poop in general direction yes?

Oh my land! Oh my land! Oh my language! horrible isn't it?
I hate English! I hate English! but still in English (sortof) I post ha ha!

She's about due isn't she?