HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
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Its a used wagon I'm getting her. Seriously, I went all over last week and they were practically throwing new and used cars at me for nothing. I have to get one now because her Volvo wagon got smooshed by a Tahoe two weeks ago. I'll be fucked if I'm going to let her drive the kids around in a Yaris. This wagon I'm getting is a god-damned battle tank. The only things its missing are treads and a cannon.
For me its the good 'ole American F-150, and that's all it will probably ever be. But for the kids and the wife, I prefer to wrap them in multiple layers of German steel.
Although....I did test drive a BMW 740. Damn that was nice. Maybe one day.
For me its the good 'ole American F-150, and that's all it will probably ever be. But for the kids and the wife, I prefer to wrap them in multiple layers of German steel.
Although....I did test drive a BMW 740. Damn that was nice. Maybe one day.
Found an awesome 2003 525i that she loved. But she wants a wagon. The boy is all psyched because it has that backwards facing third row of seats. He's already planning the puppet shows he will give to cars behind us.Robspierre wrote:I would of gone with a BMW myself.....
Rob
I'm really not rich. Working for an insurance company is a comfortable living, and in this particular recession (so far; knock-knock) it has not been too tumultuous. But I am mighty persuasive, and can do pretty good on the negotiation.SandRider wrote:hold on, hold on, hold on.... you're buying an expensive foreign luxury car
in the middle of an economic depression ? What in the world are you thinki ....
oh wait. I forgot. You're a lawyer.
Carry on.
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I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun.Robspierre wrote:HAve you seen the pics of the Tahoe that lost a fight with a Mini Cooper? Fun stuff.
Oh. Wait. The Tahoe lost? Maybe I haven't seen that! One more to go, then I've seen it all!
- chanilover
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That's why gayers love 69s and Gaucho Grill.Eyes High wrote:That's what most guys want on Valentines' Day.Ampoliros wrote:Yeah, so when does "Steak and a Blow-job Day" become a national holiday.
as well as Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. ......
"You and your buddies and that b*tch Mandy are nothing but a gang of lying, socially maladjusted losers." - St Hypatia of Arrakeen.
on all of the innocent people above me
There ya' go Chig.I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun
What if I cut off Keira Knightly's tits and sent them to you?I would of gone with a BMW myself.....
Would that be a good gift (For any occasion?)
- Robspierre
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Here you go:Omphalos wrote:I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun.Robspierre wrote:HAve you seen the pics of the Tahoe that lost a fight with a Mini Cooper? Fun stuff.
Oh. Wait. The Tahoe lost? Maybe I haven't seen that! One more to go, then I've seen it all!
http://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe ... pays-price
Rob
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Re: on all of the innocent people above me
Sorry, don't get this one.Sole Man wrote:There ya' go Chig.I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun
(Does anyone here still speak Stupid Teenese?)
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Thank you. I have officially collected them all.Robspierre wrote:Here you go:Omphalos wrote:I deal with the worst of the worst accidents in my job. Dead babies. People cut in half. Burned bodies. Not fun.Robspierre wrote:HAve you seen the pics of the Tahoe that lost a fight with a Mini Cooper? Fun stuff.
Oh. Wait. The Tahoe lost? Maybe I haven't seen that! One more to go, then I've seen it all!
http://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe ... pays-price
Rob
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I was looking at cards at a coffee shop with my wife on Sat. and she asked if I was buying one for my mom for her anniversary and she handed me one she liked.
"Okay, you like that one?" I asked.
"Yes."
I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.
"You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.
"I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."
The card read:
"Okay, you like that one?" I asked.
"Yes."
I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.
"You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.
"I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."
The card read:
Each day I'm alive I grow more and more thankful that we live in a world where someone like you can find a person as wonderful and amazing as me. Thank you for allowing me to see how happy and lucky you are.
On Rob's obbession
Yeah, but if we told you, you'd tattoe it to your skin.Robspierre wrote:I'm not obsessed! At least I don't try to find out which flat she lives in, unlike a mate of mine in London.....Baraka Bryan wrote:actually that comment of sloe's was a little funny, if you know the basis of it.. namely that Rob is obsessed with Kiera
send her that pic of your office there Rob
Rob
GP's Chigga: You asked how I kept the two halves(?) alive. There's your answer.
In case you're too stupid to realize what I'm talking about, I had Omphalos arrange to have half of the brain implanted into the lower half, and ship them over to me. AND SHE LOVED IT! (Got steak and blowjobs all the next day)
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AHhh, a man after my own heart.Omphalos wrote:...
For me its the good 'ole American F-150, ...
...
I like that. that was smart and kinda sweet.Nekrun wrote:I was looking at cards at a coffee shop with my wife on Sat. and she asked if I was buying one for my mom for her anniversary and she handed me one she liked.
"Okay, you like that one?" I asked.
"Yes."
I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.
"You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.
"I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."
The card read:
Quote:Each day I'm alive I grow more and more thankful that we live in a world where someone like you can find a person as wonderful and amazing as me. Thank you for allowing me to see how happy and lucky you are.
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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Re: On Rob's obbession
Yeah, yeah, sure, Sloey, whatever. If you've ever had a blowjob you probably did it yourself.Sole Man wrote:GP's Chigga: You asked how I kept the two halves(?) alive. There's your answer.
In case you're too stupid to realize what I'm talking about, I had Omphalos arrange to have half of the brain implanted into the lower half, and ship them over to me. AND SHE LOVED IT! (Got steak and blowjobs all the next day)
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Nekhrun wrote:I was looking at cards at a coffee shop with my wife on Sat. and she asked if I was buying one for my mom for her anniversary and she handed me one she liked.
"Okay, you like that one?" I asked.
"Yes."
I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.
"You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.
"I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."
The card read:
Each day I'm alive I grow more and more thankful that we live in a world where someone like you can find a person as wonderful and amazing as me. Thank you for allowing me to see how happy and lucky you are.
Nice move.
You get cookie, too:
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
- Nekhrun
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Thanks, I meant every word of it.SandRider wrote:Nekhrun wrote:I was looking at cards at a coffee shop with my wife on Sat. and she asked if I was buying one for my mom for her anniversary and she handed me one she liked.
"Okay, you like that one?" I asked.
"Yes."
I bought the coffee and that card. When I sat down I proceed to write in the card and seal it up.
"You're not going to let me sign it?" my wife asked.
"I took care of it," and I handed her the card, "Happy Valentine's Day."
The card read:
Each day I'm alive I grow more and more thankful that we live in a world where someone like you can find a person as wonderful and amazing as me. Thank you for allowing me to see how happy and lucky you are.
Nice move.
You get cookie, too:
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Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
Happy Valentines' Day y'all.
May your day be simply lovely.
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
HAPPY VD EVERYBODY
(special thanks to sandrider you ole dog you)
(special thanks to sandrider you ole dog you)
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- SandRider
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Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
yeah, Yeah .... Valentines' Failures to the Sandchigger AND Eyes High ...
to Eyes for re-booting a four-year-old Dead Thread w/o a snarky
and/or caustic remark ... (s0mething c.f.ing Shelley's Frankenstein,
or an an incredibly obscure E.A. Poe story or somesuch recalling the
recent Hollywood-makeover of Robert Downey Jr. (son of famed talk-
show host Morton Downey Jr, scion of the Tinseltown Legacy Family,
them Downey Juniors ...)(&etc,.) to the VALIANT yet ultimately unsatisfying
"The Raven", starring John Cusack, who CAN, in fact, along w/his sister
JOAN, suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch ... &etc. as I have done-long
ago forgot my point in the referencing of the Morton Downey Junior's
Clan claim to the Holmes' Legacy AS WELL AS the Claim to Poe, vis-
a-vis the Horsememn & Natalie Portman....
but I digress., into such realms as are to be UN-seemly in this
fortnight prior to the awarding of the Academy's honors, of which
I must humbly admit to've been a Voting Member since 1969 ...;.
to which I can only respond: Argo
and, also: Argo, fuck you, ARGO (you bastards)
Stiller, Argo AND Fuck You ...
doan like it ?
talk to Vinnie UpFront ..
to Eyes for re-booting a four-year-old Dead Thread w/o a snarky
and/or caustic remark ... (s0mething c.f.ing Shelley's Frankenstein,
or an an incredibly obscure E.A. Poe story or somesuch recalling the
recent Hollywood-makeover of Robert Downey Jr. (son of famed talk-
show host Morton Downey Jr, scion of the Tinseltown Legacy Family,
them Downey Juniors ...)(&etc,.) to the VALIANT yet ultimately unsatisfying
"The Raven", starring John Cusack, who CAN, in fact, along w/his sister
JOAN, suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch ... &etc. as I have done-long
ago forgot my point in the referencing of the Morton Downey Junior's
Clan claim to the Holmes' Legacy AS WELL AS the Claim to Poe, vis-
a-vis the Horsememn & Natalie Portman....
but I digress., into such realms as are to be UN-seemly in this
fortnight prior to the awarding of the Academy's honors, of which
I must humbly admit to've been a Voting Member since 1969 ...;.
to which I can only respond: Argo
and, also: Argo, fuck you, ARGO (you bastards)
Stiller, Argo AND Fuck You ...
doan like it ?
talk to Vinnie UpFront ..
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
And my 2013 Valentines' Failure Award, MUST, w/o contention
OR doubt, be awarded to THE SAND CHIGGER (aKa: *****.*****
@amazon.com)(AKA: f*cken_pickle@aol.com)(&etc.)(@.&etc)
in proof of Good Faith, I .... THE SANDRIDER ....
do hjereby profess & affirm <M OWN knwwledge, THAT
\frum a date unknown*(U/K), said entity as THE SANDRIGGER
was and/or maybe th3e samne entitity and/or a COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT ENTITY as "Sand_Chigger" and'/or the Criminal Craig ./.
OR doubt, be awarded to THE SAND CHIGGER (aKa: *****.*****
@amazon.com)(AKA: f*cken_pickle@aol.com)(&etc.)(@.&etc)
in proof of Good Faith, I .... THE SANDRIDER ....
do hjereby profess & affirm <M OWN knwwledge, THAT
\frum a date unknown*(U/K), said entity as THE SANDRIGGER
was and/or maybe th3e samne entitity and/or a COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT ENTITY as "Sand_Chigger" and'/or the Criminal Craig ./.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
HAS thus stated: with Malice AND 4thought:
that one (1):he, the Crimuinal Craig, hnath now confesseed to:
1) internet bullshit AND she-naigans' IN EXCESS of:
$250 US dollars, less "tip" fees,[pursuamnt to TX-CODE
3454-34654 Subsection A, "Whorresw, Sttripperes &etc)
that one (1):he, the Crimuinal Craig, hnath now confesseed to:
1) internet bullshit AND she-naigans' IN EXCESS of:
$250 US dollars, less "tip" fees,[pursuamnt to TX-CODE
3454-34654 Subsection A, "Whorresw, Sttripperes &etc)
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008