Make me a Moderator

[NotOnasander]

Now that I know Freak wants to see me tile in the nude, I don't think I would feel comfortable being a moderator here and all... it just wouldn't be professional to have that sort of sexual tension between us.... well, but between, I mean directed towards my sweaty, rustic nutsack glistening under a worklamp as I finish placing the last custom made ceramic tiles to a fireplace mantle. That stuff doesn't fly on Home Again, you don't see Bob Vila bending over giving housewives a show of carpenter crack AND do moderator work on Jacurutu, so why should I. After all, this site is called jack your rutu for a disturbing reason.

Request for moderator officially rescinded. I hereby order you never to make me a moderator on this site.

[lotek]

[Freakzilla]

I love it when a plan comes together.

[lotek]

[NotOnasander]

Now everyone is trying to cum together on me. Sick fucks.

This is Feyd back when he still had hair. It's close enough to what I look like, so you can all beat off to that. Spill your juices on the sands.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS_bN5EC ... ure=relmfu[/youtube]

[NotOnasander]

I just gotta say, that's a whole nother side to Feyd in that music video.... had he got up and sang that song during the siege of the keep and Arakeen.... the end result would of been a whole lot different.... Harkonnen's would of totally taken the imperium once the Fremen and Emperor realized he was really not that bad of a guy, just misunderstood. Fuck Pinochet.

[lotek]

having fun talking to yourself ?

Oh crap I will never know.

Lemme cry a bit in between the lolz.

[lotek]

If an idiot speaks and no one hears him, does it still make some noise ?

http://forum.dunenovels.com/viewtopic.p ... d13a1d3e47" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Fucking hell we're lucky this is not you, cause this guy really looks like he's just after some attention.

Here's another one, if I give attention to something I can't see, does that thing exist ?

Wow.

But if I read the answer won't I change the experiment ?

Also, someone's been making mustard ice cream

[Nekhrun]

If an idiot speaks and no one hears him, does it still make some noise ?
http://forum.dunenovels.com/viewtopic.p ... d13a1d3e47" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Fucking hell we're lucky this is not you, cause this guy really looks like he's just after some attention.

Heh, that guy couldn't make an error free post if he tried.

[SandChigger]

Didn't bother reading the OP; title & poster said it all.

Why is this fuck still here?

[lotek]

he's having anal retention problems, nothing a good bowl of steaming soup can't cure though.

[Eyes High]

[Freakzilla]

I'll just move it to 'Bad Examples'...