Erasmus and Duncan open up a icecream parlor


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Erasmus and Duncan open up a icecream parlor

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I think Frank desired Erasmus and Duncan to open up a ice cream parlor on the Sandwich Islands, and Duncan could give birth out of a marsupial pouch birth to a cyborg baby Manion the Innocent.

Just give up already and apologize to the Herberts- they'll let you back into the site if you do. They're pretty nice people once you get to know them, Brian stays up late on skype, he'll talk your ass off.

Come on people, return back to the official forums. You did enough damage already in derailing the movie, once paramount saw this site, and how much trouble you gave the authors of Dune, who could blame them. Do the right thing, stop being a bunch of bleeding douchebags.
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NotOnasander wrote:I think Frank desired Erasmus and Duncan to open up a ice cream parlor on the Sandwich Islands, and Duncan could give birth out of a marsupial pouch birth to a cyborg baby Manion the Innocent.

Just give up already and apologize to the Herberts- they'll let you back into the site if you do. They're pretty nice people once you get to know them, Brian stays up late on skype, he'll talk your ass off.

Come on people, return back to the official forums. You did enough damage already in derailing the movie, once paramount saw this site, and how much trouble you gave the authors of Dune, who could blame them. Do the right thing, stop being a bunch of bleeding douchebags.

That was almost funny.

Man if we really can boast derailing the movie I'd be really proud of my fellow OH, and it's not because your ass is bleeding from all the ramming from the hacks that the whole world needs to know.

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Something else to put on my resume! :D
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What is it about these ding bats that posesses them to flitter into a forum, drop a large stinking load that almost approximates relevant content, only to act offended and leave if anyone cares enough to try to find out why? The pattern is too stereotypical not to have a reason, could the answer really be as simple as drugs? Is there some form of preeq that believes such behavior is, in some way, a victory for the preeq cause?
NotOnasander? Get back Onasander. Did you know that your whole existance is based on being background for real people? You're like an extra without a speaking part in a movie, may as well be a fake rock.
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D Pope wrote:
What is it about these ding bats that posesses them to flitter into a forum, drop a large stinking load that almost approximates relevant content, only to act offended and leave if anyone cares enough to try to find out why? The pattern is too stereotypical not to have a reason, could the answer really be as simple as drugs? Is there some form of preeq that believes such behavior is, in some way, a victory for the preeq cause?
NotOnasander? Get back Onasander. Did you know that your whole existance is based on being background for real paople? You're like an extra without a speaking part in a movie, may as well be a fake rock.
I think he is like sprinkles on your ice cream when you really don't want any.
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Insult to sprinkles.
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Besides, bad analogy because some people actually like sprinkles.
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analogy ?
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Who was that Aussie fuck with the racist ice cream stuff on DN? I can never remember his name.
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Omphalos wrote:Who was that Aussie fuck with the racist ice cream stuff on DN? I can never remember his name.
Oh... :lol:

Now THAT was some funny shit. Was it chanilover that took after his shit and smacked him about the head with his own anus? Holy Maker that was funny! :laughing-rolling:

Can't remember the name... :lol:
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Omphalos wrote:Who was that Aussie fuck with the racist ice cream stuff on DN? I can never remember his name.
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Nekhrun wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Who was that Aussie fuck with the racist ice cream stuff on DN? I can never remember his name.
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THAT was him! Shukran! :lol:

NotOnasander wrote:I think Frank desired Erasmus and Duncan to open up a ice cream parlor on the Sandwich Islands, and Duncan could give birth out of a marsupial pouch birth to a cyborg baby Manion the Innocent.

Just give up already and apologize to the Herberts- they'll let you back into the site if you do. They're pretty nice people once you get to know them, Brian stays up late on skype, he'll talk your ass off.

Come on people, return back to the official forums. You did enough damage already in derailing the movie, once paramount saw this site, and how much trouble you gave the authors of Dune, who could blame them. Do the right thing, stop being a bunch of bleeding douchebags.
Oh, sorry to ignore you with that previous post, dumbfuck, but I forgot all about you while reading the responses. :oops:

Ahem, let's see... apologize to the Herberts? OK...

HEY, HERBERTS AND MERRITTS AND ANDERSON: GO FUCK YOURSELVES WITH SOMETHING SHARP AND POINTY! IF YOU NEED DE-TAILED INSTRUCTIONS, JUST MAIL ME!

Gee, sorry... just couldn't do it. :oops:
They're pretty nice people once you get to know them
Really? Which one are you fucking? Oh, sorry, let's keep it real: which one do you wish you were fucking?
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I'm still there, dumbass. ;)
You did enough damage already in derailing the movie, once paramount saw this site, and how much trouble you gave the authors of Dune, who could blame them.
That would be nice, if it were true, but I seriously doubt it. Or do you have some insider info? Proof? Pix or it didn't happen! :lol:
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I never got the chance to say I don't dislike sprinkles. :(
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I'm sorry, have I offended anyone? What do I have to apologize for? Pointing out mistakes? I didn't put those in the books. I didn't publish the books. I didn't derail a movie with a snide comment.

I why should I apologize, because I have standards?


I will apologize for the personal attacks, jokes about Jabbeca, etc. They'll get that apology when they apologize for lumping us in with disgruntled Star Wars fanboys and terrorists. Of course to do so they would have to admit that we have legitimate complaints about the quality of the work.

That bears repeating because its the center of the issue.

Dune deserves quality additions to its canon. Not quantity. 11 more books in the series does not equal the quality of the original.

I would trust an unknown author who says they want to make a quality book and promises to take the time to do it over a known rent-a-hack paint-by-numbers manufacturer who only cares about tying his name to Dune.
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"I feel sorry for the elephants."

I dare ANYBODY to find that quote!!!
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Serkanner wrote:"I feel sorry for the elephants."

I dare ANYBODY to find that quote!!!
There it is.

Does it have something to do with drinking?
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Seems I just heard something about sharks riding on elephants.
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Nekhrun wrote:
Serkanner wrote:"I feel sorry for the elephants."

I dare ANYBODY to find that quote!!!
There it is.

Does it have something to do with drinking?
hmmmm ... not really. It does have to do with being a young one.
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Not this one, so much. Maybe I should visit that website, though.
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