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Final Countdown

Postby Talos Aquinas » 28 Feb 2011 03:20

You still have about 16:27 left until the deadline.

(That's approximately sixteen (16) hours and twenty-seven (27) minutes. Hopefully that is clear enough for everyone to understand, and posting it here makes it accessible to the effort-impaired.)
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby TheDukester » 28 Feb 2011 12:17

Talos Aquinas wrote:Hopefully that is clear enough for everyone to understand, and posting it here makes it accessible to the effort-impaired.)

I find it really confusing.

In fact, I think I need you to:

1. Write my entry for me;

2. Buy me a computer;

3. Post the entry for me.

Because I am that fucking special ...
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandChigger » 28 Feb 2011 17:35

TheDukester wrote:Because I am that fucking special ...

I've never doubted it. :lol:

About 2:12 left now!

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby DuneFishUK » 28 Feb 2011 18:39

Anyone who can't write a story in in time for the deadline doesn't understand the mathematics of productivity.

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby TheDukester » 28 Feb 2011 18:54

ZING!

:lol: :dance:

Seriously — Kevin should give this one a shot! Not only could he easily write three entries in the time left, but one of them would probably win.
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandChigger » 28 Feb 2011 20:01

Nope, too late, by 14 minutes...

Current UTC (or GMT/Zulu)-time used: Tuesday, 1 March 2011, 00:13:43

(I'll check the mail & PMs again in a little while to see if there were any more submissions, but this is probably it.)

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby D Pope » 28 Feb 2011 23:56

Now what happens? I wish someone would post some rules or something around here so a fellow would know what to expect...



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Re: Final Countdown

Postby Nekhrun » 01 Mar 2011 00:01

D Pope wrote:Now what happens? I wish someone would post some rules or something around here so a fellow would know what to expect...



:P

I don't know. I figured that Talos would just send them down the Memory Hole and that would be that.
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandChigger » 01 Mar 2011 00:06

Talos is currently refitting himself with some buzzsaw and blenderizer attachments.

A DAY OF RECKONING IS COMING...

:lol:


Read the entries, D, choose which you like best and be patient for a week or so. ;)

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby merkin muffley » 01 Mar 2011 00:11

This exactly like US milit.
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby D Pope » 01 Mar 2011 00:40

merkin muffley wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Talos is currently refitting himself with some buzzsaw and blenderizer attachments.

A DAY OF RECKONING IS COMING...

:lol:

This exactly like US milit.

If only Talos had a Super-buzzsaw & Ultra-blenderizer....I wooda ben fraid to point out tht only I should be allowed to dcide wner snce my opinion is clearly the best :!:
prolly


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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandChigger » 01 Mar 2011 06:15

I'll log in later from my iPad and spell shitefully, too. :P

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby Omphalos » 01 Mar 2011 06:26

SandChigger wrote:I'll log in later from my iPad and spell shitefully, too. :P


It takes practically no effort whatsoever!

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandChigger » 01 Mar 2011 07:08

What, the logging in or the spelling shitefully? :P

(I've logged in here and over on T(A)U using it quite a bit now. If you see me lurking but not posting anything, that's probably why. I got a dock-keyboard thingy with it, but haven't used it yet.)

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby Omphalos » 01 Mar 2011 14:04

SandChigger wrote:What, the logging in or the spelling shitefully? :P

(I've logged in here and over on T(A)U using it quite a bit now. If you see me lurking but not posting anything, that's probably why. I got a dock-keyboard thingy with it, but haven't used it yet.)


I get the feeling SR wants to wring my neck when I get lazy and neglect to proof whatever my iPad makes me type.

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandChigger » 01 Mar 2011 18:52

Just say you're posting from your phone. That one seems to have gained some currency. :P

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby Omphalos » 01 Mar 2011 20:20

SandChigger wrote:Just say you're posting from your phone. That one seems to have gained some currency. :P


You think that matters to Sand Rider?

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandRider » 26 Mar 2011 03:46

you should see some of the text-messages I send; it takes four or five just
to get to the point of what I was texting you about ... somewhere along the way,
my thumbs picked up the rhythm; I am a goddamn amazingly fast typist, and
once I got a handle on the way the buttons were laid out, I really got good ...

I'd like to wring your neck, but I seriously doubt I could get both hands around it ...
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby Omphalos » 26 Mar 2011 14:16

SandRider wrote:you should see some of the text-messages I send; it takes four or five just
to get to the point of what I was texting you about ... somewhere along the way,
my thumbs picked up the rhythm; I am a goddamn amazingly fast typist, and
once I got a handle on the way the buttons were laid out, I really got good ...

I'd like to wring your neck, but I seriously doubt I could get both hands around it ...


Get both hands around it? Fuck. You couldn't reach it little man!

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby D Pope » 26 Mar 2011 16:38

I can't believe we're not allowed to vote for #5...

:beat dead horse:
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandRider » 26 Mar 2011 18:31

I was going to say something about a step ladder,
or having someone hold the barstool steady while I climbed up there ...
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandChigger » 27 Mar 2011 03:55

D Pope wrote:I can't believe we're not allowed to vote for #5...

:beat dead horse:

I know! Impeach Talos NOW! :angry-screaming:


(Well, anyway, the story & author did get a special mention. :twisted: )

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Re: Final Countdown

Postby D Pope » 27 Mar 2011 10:04

To be honest, i've been looking for an excuse to use that smiley. :oops:

Talos functioned as well as anyone, moronic arrogance coupled with willfull stupidity is never an easy thing to deal with.

I just had a thought, you don't think the whole thing could've been performed as a parody of kja do you? F*n brilliant if it was but they should've let someone know they were going to exceed the contest parameters.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby Nekhrun » 27 Mar 2011 10:22

D Pope wrote:Talos functioned as well as anyone, moronic arrogance coupled with willfull stupidity is never an easy thing to deal with.

Yeah, machines can be like that :twisted:
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Re: Final Countdown

Postby SandChigger » 27 Mar 2011 10:51

What was it Alia said about machines again?

Lundse! Where's Lundse when you need him?! :lol:


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