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    Postby nymphitz » 26 Feb 2009 17:12

    Oh my. :shock:
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    Postby Omphalos » 26 Feb 2009 17:53

    nymphitz wrote:Oh my. :shock:


    Things are a bit different around here. But nobody bites too hard.
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    Postby Mandy » 26 Feb 2009 19:50

    nymphitz wrote:Oh my. :shock:


    I should have warned you :D
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    Postby nymphitz » 26 Feb 2009 20:48

    I'm going to like it here...mwhaha :lol: [/quote]
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    Re: on Peroids

    Postby RedHeadKevin » 26 Feb 2009 22:58

    dunepunk wrote:
    Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.


    I don't think you'll like the taste...


    mmm...pennies.
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    Postby Eyes High » 27 Feb 2009 01:35

    nymphitz wrote:Oh my. :shock:


    That has been my thought exactly quite a few times. :oops: Yet, I keep coming back for more. :lol: :twisted:

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    Postby Seraphan » 27 Feb 2009 22:52

    We're like Pringles. :P
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    Re: on Peroids

    Postby Omphalos » 27 Feb 2009 23:22

    RedHeadKevin wrote:
    dunepunk wrote:
    Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.


    I don't think you'll like the taste...


    mmm...pennies.


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    Re: on Peroids

    Postby Omphalos » 28 Feb 2009 02:59

    Baraka Bryan wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    RedHeadKevin wrote:
    dunepunk wrote:
    Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.


    I don't think you'll like the taste...


    mmm...pennies.


    Redwings!!!

    :vomit::puke:


    Dude, what did you think the "pennies" comment was all about?
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    Postby inhuien » 28 Feb 2009 06:34

    You mean it wasn't a typo?
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    Postby Omphalos » 28 Feb 2009 12:10

    Some people think sucking on a penny tastes like blood.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 28 Feb 2009 17:09

    Omphalos wrote:Some people think sucking on a penny tastes like blood.


    Or the finger of the millions of American hands it's been in.
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    Postby dunepunk » 28 Feb 2009 17:57

    Freakzilla wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:Some people think sucking on a penny tastes like blood.


    Or the finger of the millions of American hands it's been in.


    Yeah-- we pretty much all have blood on our hands whether we like it or not.... :(
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    Postby Omphalos » 28 Feb 2009 18:07

    dunepunk wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:Some people think sucking on a penny tastes like blood.


    Or the finger of the millions of American hands it's been in.


    Yeah-- we pretty much all have blood on our hands whether we like it or not.... :(


    :?:

    This conversation is about menstrual blood. Did you get that?
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    Postby Mandy » 28 Feb 2009 20:04

    lol...

    I imagine even the BG bleed now and then.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 28 Feb 2009 23:13

    Mandy wrote:lol...

    I imagine even the BG bleed now and then.


    If they want to.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 28 Feb 2009 23:19

    Omphalos wrote:
    dunepunk wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:Some people think sucking on a penny tastes like blood.


    Or the finger of the millions of American hands it's been in.


    Yeah-- we pretty much all have blood on our hands whether we like it or not.... :(


    :?:

    This conversation is about menstrual blood. Did you get that?


    I know, I just thought about all the hands the penny has been in before someone put it in their mouth. Must be filthy.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 28 Feb 2009 23:24

    Freakzilla wrote:
    Mandy wrote:lol...

    I imagine even the BG bleed now and then.


    If they want to.


    Consider when Taraza gets cut in half at the hip with a lasgun, she's able to cut off the flow of blood long enough for her to Share with Odrade.
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    Postby dunepunk » 01 Mar 2009 00:51

    Omphalos wrote:
    dunepunk wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:Some people think sucking on a penny tastes like blood.


    Or the finger of the millions of American hands it's been in.


    Yeah-- we pretty much all have blood on our hands whether we like it or not.... :(


    :?:

    This conversation is about menstrual blood. Did you get that?


    believe it or not-- YES! But I didn't realize that we needed to stay so strictly on the topic of menstruation.
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    Postby Omphalos » 01 Mar 2009 02:20

    dunepunk wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    dunepunk wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:Some people think sucking on a penny tastes like blood.


    Or the finger of the millions of American hands it's been in.


    Yeah-- we pretty much all have blood on our hands whether we like it or not.... :(


    :?:

    This conversation is about menstrual blood. Did you get that?


    believe it or not-- YES! But I didn't realize that we needed to stay so strictly on the topic of menstruation.


    :lol:

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    Postby SandChigger » 01 Mar 2009 04:35

    With their prana-bindu, an RM could never use PMS as an excuse for bitchy behavior, huh.

    :idea:

    Hey! That's it! Because they forgot their origins and all those teachings and control techniques, the Honores Matres had millennia of PMS built up.

    Damn ... no wonder they were bitchy! :P
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    Re: Feminine issues

    Postby distrans » 09 Jan 2013 02:46

    stupid men



    didnt dar mention waking from a horrifying dream to note
    she had not broken a sweat?

    asleep and dreaming in a way that should have soaked a mattress
    but not a drop given as not a drop was physically needed lost

    unconscious control of the bodies largest organ

    whats the weight ratio
    skin to uterus?
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    Re: Feminine issues

    Postby Freakzilla » 09 Jan 2013 06:08

    Most adults' skin weighs in at 20 pounds or more. A human woman's uterus weighs very little. Most are around 2 ounces (60 grams).

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