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    Feminine issues

    Postby Sole Man » 10 Feb 2009 15:50

    Another thought that crossed my sick mind: what do the BG do when it's their time of the month? I mean, can they shrug it off or...

    ...should all men evacuate the planet immediately?
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    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Feb 2009 15:57

    :lol:

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    Postby Tleszer » 10 Feb 2009 16:03

    Baraka Bryan wrote:they all ovulate simultaneously and thunderously
    :lol:


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    Postby GamePlayer » 10 Feb 2009 16:25

    I wonder what kind of bathroom facilities they have in the future? Still paper based or is it one of those freaky French things? :P :wink:
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    Postby SandRider » 10 Feb 2009 16:49

    *snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...
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    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Feb 2009 16:52

    I liked the erotic hologram bathroom on Solaria in Robots of Dawn by Asimov.
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    Postby Omphalos » 10 Feb 2009 19:07

    SandRider wrote:*snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...


    Beat me to it. :lol:
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    Postby SandChigger » 11 Feb 2009 02:29

    People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)
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    Postby GamePlayer » 11 Feb 2009 17:39

    Wasn't it sea shells? Sly might have confused them with depleted uranium ;)

    Just imagine, if you dare, the implications of gravity field technology for Bathrooms...of Dune. They say cleanliness is next to Kwisatz Haderach-ness. I think I may have spoiled the title for KJA's next book :)
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    Postby chanilover » 12 Feb 2009 05:29

    Menses of Dune has a nice ring to it.
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    Postby Secher Nbiw » 12 Feb 2009 10:28

    SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)


    Washlette?

    Isn't it called a "bidet"?
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    Postby Drunken Idaho » 12 Feb 2009 11:53

    There's a song I'm sure many of you have heard by Queens of the Stone Age called "Go with the flow" of which I believe the message is "I don't care if you're on your period. Let's fuck."
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    on Peroids

    Postby Sole Man » 12 Feb 2009 16:08

    I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.
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    Re: on Peroids

    Postby dunepunk » 12 Feb 2009 16:32

    Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.


    I don't think you'll like the taste...
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    Re: on Peroids

    Postby Freakzilla » 12 Feb 2009 16:40

    dunepunk wrote:
    Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.


    I don't think you'll like the taste...


    I'm afraid he would.
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    Postby Tleszer » 12 Feb 2009 16:44

    Does that explain his madness or merely add to it?
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    Postby Tleszer » 12 Feb 2009 17:59

    I'll try, but I hope I don't become a moth to the flame...
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    Postby SandChigger » 12 Feb 2009 19:22

    Secher Nbiw wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)


    Washlette?

    Isn't it called a "bidet"?

    Nope. "Bidet" is another button.

    "Washlette" uses GPS tracking to exactly pinpoint its temperature-regulated, self-adjusting flow on my "imploded blossom of the chrysanthemum".

    :shock:


    Moth to the flame,
    Flier to the pyre....
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    Postby Sole Man » 12 Feb 2009 20:52

    Moth to the flame,
    Flier to the pyre....


    ..and Our love become a funeral Pyre.

    Come on Baby light my fire.
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    Postby SandRider » 12 Feb 2009 23:31

    Sloey, how many times have you read No One Here Gets Out Alive ?
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    Postby Sole Man » 13 Feb 2009 15:43

    Never, is there any reason I should?
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    A general observation...

    Postby SandChigger » 13 Feb 2009 18:38

    Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.
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    Re: A general observation...

    Postby chanilover » 16 Feb 2009 09:22

    SandChigger wrote:Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.


    I always knew you were a size queen.
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    Postby Schu » 16 Feb 2009 10:40

    Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're gonna shut your stupid ignorant mouth and do exactly what I say without question.

    ...and if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.
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    Re: A general observation...

    Postby SandChigger » 16 Feb 2009 13:50

    chanilover wrote:I always knew you were a size queen.

    Oh, honey, mmm mmm mmm! Don't let me commençer! 8)
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