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Feminine issues
Posted: 10 Feb 2009 15:50
by Sole Man
Another thought that crossed my sick mind: what do the BG do when it's their time of the month? I mean, can they shrug it off or...
...should all men evacuate the planet immediately?
Posted: 10 Feb 2009 15:57
by Freakzilla
And you'd better hope they're not out of spice.
Posted: 10 Feb 2009 16:03
by Tleszer
Baraka Bryan wrote:they all ovulate simultaneously and thunderously
Posted: 10 Feb 2009 16:25
by GamePlayer
I wonder what kind of bathroom facilities they have in the future? Still paper based or is it one of those freaky French things?
Posted: 10 Feb 2009 16:49
by SandRider
*snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...
Posted: 10 Feb 2009 16:52
by Freakzilla
I liked the erotic hologram bathroom on Solaria in Robots of Dawn by Asimov.
Posted: 10 Feb 2009 19:07
by Omphalos
SandRider wrote:*snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...
Beat me to it.
Posted: 11 Feb 2009 02:29
by SandChigger
People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette.
Posted: 11 Feb 2009 17:39
by GamePlayer
Wasn't it
sea shells? Sly might have confused them with depleted uranium
Just imagine, if you dare, the implications of gravity field technology for
Bathrooms...of Dune. They say cleanliness is next to Kwisatz Haderach-ness. I think I may have spoiled the title for KJA's next book
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 05:29
by chanilover
Menses of Dune has a nice ring to it.
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 10:28
by Secher Nbiw
SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette.
Washlette?
Isn't it called a "bidet"?
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 11:53
by Drunken Idaho
There's a song I'm sure many of you have heard by Queens of the Stone Age called "Go with the flow" of which I believe the message is "I don't care if you're on your period. Let's fuck."
on Peroids
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 16:08
by Sole Man
I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.
Re: on Peroids
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 16:32
by dunepunk
Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.
I don't think you'll like the taste...
Re: on Peroids
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 16:40
by Freakzilla
dunepunk wrote:Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.
I don't think you'll like the taste...
I'm afraid he would.
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 16:44
by Tleszer
Does that explain his madness or merely add to it?
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 17:59
by Tleszer
I'll try, but I hope I don't become a moth to the flame...
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 19:22
by SandChigger
Secher Nbiw wrote:SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette.
Washlette?
Isn't it called a "bidet"?
Nope. "Bidet" is another button.
"Washlette" uses GPS tracking to exactly pinpoint its temperature-regulated, self-adjusting flow on my "imploded blossom of the chrysanthemum".
Moth to the flame,
Flier to the pyre....
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 20:52
by Sole Man
Moth to the flame,
Flier to the pyre....
..and Our love become a funeral Pyre.
Come on Baby light my fire.
Posted: 12 Feb 2009 23:31
by SandRider
Sloey, how many times have you read No One Here Gets Out Alive ?
On Sandrider's above post
Posted: 13 Feb 2009 15:43
by Sole Man
Never, is there any reason I should?
A general observation...
Posted: 13 Feb 2009 18:38
by SandChigger
Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.
Re: A general observation...
Posted: 16 Feb 2009 09:22
by chanilover
SandChigger wrote:Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.
I always knew you were a size queen.
Posted: 16 Feb 2009 10:40
by Schu
Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're gonna shut your stupid ignorant mouth and do exactly what I say without question.
...and if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.
Re: A general observation...
Posted: 16 Feb 2009 13:50
by SandChigger
chanilover wrote:I always knew you were a size queen.
Oh, honey, mmm mmm mmm! Don't let me commençer!