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Another thought that crossed my sick mind: what do the BG do when it's their time of the month? I mean, can they shrug it off or...

...should all men evacuate the planet immediately?

And you'd better hope they're not out of spice.

Baraka Bryan wrote:they all ovulate simultaneously and thunderously

I wonder what kind of bathroom facilities they have in the future? Still paper based or is it one of those freaky French things?

I liked the erotic hologram bathroom on Solaria in Robots of Dawn by Asimov.

SandRider wrote:*snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...

Beat me to it.

People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette.

Wasn't it sea shells? Sly might have confused them with depleted uranium

Just imagine, if you dare, the implications of gravity field technology for Bathrooms...of Dune. They say cleanliness is next to Kwisatz Haderach-ness. I think I may have spoiled the title for KJA's next book

Menses of Dune has a nice ring to it.

SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette.

Washlette?

Isn't it called a "bidet"?

There's a song I'm sure many of you have heard by Queens of the Stone Age called "Go with the flow" of which I believe the message is "I don't care if you're on your period. Let's fuck."

I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.

Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.

I don't think you'll like the taste...

dunepunk wrote:

Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.

I don't think you'll like the taste...

I'm afraid he would.

Does that explain his madness or merely add to it?

I'll try, but I hope I don't become a moth to the flame...

Secher Nbiw wrote:

SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette.

Washlette?

Isn't it called a "bidet"?

Nope. "Bidet" is another button.

"Washlette" uses GPS tracking to exactly pinpoint its temperature-regulated, self-adjusting flow on my "imploded blossom of the chrysanthemum".




Moth to the flame,
Flier to the pyre....

Moth to the flame,
Flier to the pyre....

..and Our love become a funeral Pyre.

Come on Baby light my fire.

Sloey, how many times have you read No One Here Gets Out Alive ?

Never, is there any reason I should?

Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.

SandChigger wrote:Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.

I always knew you were a size queen.

Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're gonna shut your stupid ignorant mouth and do exactly what I say without question.

...and if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.

chanilover wrote:I always knew you were a size queen.

Oh, honey, mmm mmm mmm! Don't let me commençer!