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Another thought that crossed my sick mind: what do the BG do when it's their time of the month? I mean, can they shrug it off or...

...should all men evacuate the planet immediately?
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:lol:

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Baraka Bryan wrote:they all ovulate simultaneously and thunderously
:lol:
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I wonder what kind of bathroom facilities they have in the future? Still paper based or is it one of those freaky French things? :P :wink:
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*snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...
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I liked the erotic hologram bathroom on Solaria in Robots of Dawn by Asimov.
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SandRider wrote:*snicker* He doesn't know how to use the three shells ...
Beat me to it. :lol:
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People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)
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Wasn't it sea shells? Sly might have confused them with depleted uranium ;)

Just imagine, if you dare, the implications of gravity field technology for Bathrooms...of Dune. They say cleanliness is next to Kwisatz Haderach-ness. I think I may have spoiled the title for KJA's next book :)
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Menses of Dune has a nice ring to it.
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SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)
Washlette?

Isn't it called a "bidet"?
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There's a song I'm sure many of you have heard by Queens of the Stone Age called "Go with the flow" of which I believe the message is "I don't care if you're on your period. Let's fuck."
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I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.
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Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.
I don't think you'll like the taste...
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dunepunk wrote:
Sole Man wrote:I find the effect of giving a girl oral during her peroid very intresting.
I don't think you'll like the taste...
I'm afraid he would.
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Does that explain his madness or merely add to it?
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I'll try, but I hope I don't become a moth to the flame...
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Secher Nbiw wrote:
SandChigger wrote:People who knock the washlette have never tried the washlette. 8)
Washlette?

Isn't it called a "bidet"?
Nope. "Bidet" is another button.

"Washlette" uses GPS tracking to exactly pinpoint its temperature-regulated, self-adjusting flow on my "imploded blossom of the chrysanthemum".

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Moth to the flame,
Flier to the pyre....
..and Our love become a funeral Pyre.

Come on Baby light my fire.
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Sloey, how many times have you read No One Here Gets Out Alive ?
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Never, is there any reason I should?
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A general observation...

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Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.
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Re: A general observation...

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SandChigger wrote:Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.
I always knew you were a size queen.
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Ignorant and stupid are only acceptable if you're gonna shut your stupid ignorant mouth and do exactly what I say without question.

...and if you're really cute and have big tits (or, if male, are hung like a horse) and are really good in bed.
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Re: A general observation...

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chanilover wrote:I always knew you were a size queen.
Oh, honey, mmm mmm mmm! Don't let me commençer! 8)
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