election day (United States)

Post by **Omphalos** » 29 Oct 2008 21:03

SandRider wrote:Hey Freak, this was in your Inbox - I picked it up for you :

Dear Mr. Freakzilla:

Thanks for sending out an alert about Obama. We are living and working in Kenya for almost twelve years now and know his family (tribe) well. They are the ones who were behind the recent Presidential election chaos here. Thousands of people have been displaced by election violence(over 350,000) and I don't know the last count of the dead. Obama under "friends of Obama" gave almost a million dollars to the opposition campaign who just happened to be his cousin, Raila Odinga, who is a socialist trained in East Germany . He has been trying to bring Kenya down for years and the last president threw him in prison for trying to subvert this country! December 27th elections brought cries from ODM (Odinga Camp) of rigged election. Obama and Raila speak daily.As we watch Obama rise in the US we are sure that whatever happens, he will use the same tactic, crying rigged election if he doesn't win and possibly cause a race war in America .

What we would like you to know is what the American press has been keeping a dirty little secret. Obama IS a muslim and he IS a racist and this is a fulfillment of the 911 threat that was just the beginning. Jihad is the only true muslim way. We have been working with them for 20 years this July! He is not an American as we know it.

Please encourage your friends and associates not to be taken in by those that are promoting him. It is world wide jihad.All our friends in Europe are very disturbed by the muslim infiltration into their countries. By the way. His true name is Barak Hussein Muhammed Obama. Won't that sound sweet to our enemies as they swear him in on the Koran! God Bless you.

Pray for us here in Kenya . We are still fighting for our nation to withstand the same kind of assault that every nation, including America , is fighting. Takeover from the outside to fit the new world order. As believers, this means we will be the first targets. Here in Kenya , not one mosque was burned down, but hundreds of churches were burned down, some with people in them, burned alive.

Jesus Christ is our peace but the new world order of Globalism has infiltrated the church and confused believers into thinking that they can compromise and survive. It won't be so. I will send you a newsletter we sent out in February documenting in a more cohesive manner what I've tried to say in a few paragraphs.

Love, Celeste

Celeste and Loren Davis

About our Father's business!

Luke 2:49b

You forgot to mention that a common, distant relative of yours and Freak's died unexpectedly, leaving $250B, if only Freak would give you his bank account number, and a promise of marriage.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 29 Oct 2008 21:09

dammit, Omph, that was my very next post - got
it sitting right here on Notepad now !!

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 29 Oct 2008 21:10

SandRider wrote:Hey Freak, this was in your Inbox - I picked it up for you :

Dear Mr. Freakzilla:

Pardon me, my friend...

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 29 Oct 2008 21:47

Baraka Bryan wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:
SandRider wrote:Hey Freak, this was in your Inbox - I picked it up for you :

Dear Mr. Freakzilla:
Pardon me, my friend...

why is it that RvB says things so perfectly

CAN"T WAIT FOR CHAPTER 19 of RECONSTRUCTION!!!!!!!!

Church is a gay robot and I hate babies... gotta love RvB!

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 29 Oct 2008 23:03

SandRider wrote:
Sole Man wrote:I find it Strange that our new president will be annouced on the fifth of Novemver...
Ok, I'll bite.....

Why, Sloey ?

Remember, remember the 5th of November...

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 29 Oct 2008 23:17

What ? Guy Fawkes Day ?
I still don't get it ....

outwitted by the sloe man.
oh, the humanity ......

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 29 Oct 2008 23:30

I thought that was the universe I heard coming to an end

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 29 Oct 2008 23:38

Yeah, I done embarrassed myself again.
Guess I'll have to go back to posting over on Byron's board ....

Post by **Freakzilla** » 30 Oct 2008 08:40

GamePlayer wrote:I thought that was the universe I heard coming to an end

Well, if Obama wins...

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 30 Oct 2008 09:33

Freakzilla wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:I thought that was the universe I heard coming to an end
Well, if Obama wins...

take solace in this possible scenario:

Ted Stevens will win re-election, serve whatever small jail time he gets,
and take his seat in the Senate, and force them to expel him. (he's
that kind of cranky old man)

Obama wins. Palin appoints herself to Stevens' seat, and spends the
next four years on Cspan attacking the Obama Admin.

Being the most popular Republican since Reagan, she wins the
nomination of her party in '12. Depending on how bad Barak is, she
could easily win. First female president.

Praise Jesus.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 30 Oct 2008 09:39

Want to start a pool on how long Obama lasts as president before he's assasinated by skin-heads?

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 30 Oct 2008 09:51

not funny.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 30 Oct 2008 10:02

SandRider wrote:not funny.

You don't think it's a genuine possibility? I don't want Joe Biden running the country either!

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 30 Oct 2008 10:13

Freakzilla wrote:
SandRider wrote:not funny.
You don't think it's a genuine possibility? I don't want Joe Biden running the country either!

of course it's a possibility - assassination is always a possibility.
I just said it's not funny. However, I also believe in Free Speech,
so if you think it's funny, go ahead. I'd just be careful - the Secret
Service is definately using google-tech to scan boards looking for
comments like that.....

Post by **Freakzilla** » 30 Oct 2008 10:22

SandRider wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandRider wrote:not funny.
You don't think it's a genuine possibility? I don't want Joe Biden running the country either!
of course it's a possibility - assassination is always a possibility.
I just said it's not funny. However, I also believe in Free Speech,
so if you think it's funny, go ahead. I'd just be careful - the Secret
Service is definately using google-tech to scan boards looking for
comments like that.....

Two skinheads were just arrested for plotting to kill Obama by the ATF earlier this week.

I don't think it's funny, I think it's inevitable. I don't have the time or energy to worry about black helicopters following me. Besides, I have nothing to hide. I don't even own a gun.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 30 Oct 2008 10:32

truce .... I'm going to go work on the webporn script -
someone's requested an anal scene with Ann Coulter (that's hot !)
and for equal time, I'll include Hillary & Stephanie Miller ...

edit:

oooohhh, lesbian catfight/strap-on scene with Stephanie & Laura Ingrahm .... Bill O'R. squirting baby oil ..... Lou Dobbs crying in a corner ....Wolf Blitzer strokes his beard and says "Interesting." ....[/i]

Crysknife · Post by **Crysknife** » 30 Oct 2008 12:12

Obama has actually raised more money here in Utah than McCain!

I was stunned, till I read that most of the money from Utah is still going to Romney for some obvious yet strange reason.

I thought the world was a going to be ok for just a second.

It is.....so....lonely.....here.....

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 30 Oct 2008 13:02

Freakzilla wrote:
SandRider wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandRider wrote:not funny.
You don't think it's a genuine possibility? I don't want Joe Biden running the country either!
of course it's a possibility - assassination is always a possibility.
I just said it's not funny. However, I also believe in Free Speech,
so if you think it's funny, go ahead. I'd just be careful - the Secret
Service is definately using google-tech to scan boards looking for
comments like that.....
Two skinheads were just arrested for plotting to kill Obama by the ATF earlier this week.

I don't think it's funny, I think it's inevitable. I don't have the time or energy to worry about black helicopters following me. Besides, I have nothing to hide. I don't even own a gun.

Well Freak, before you go rooting for the skinheads

keep in mind (and I shouldn't have to tell you this, both of us being Dune fans) that Obama could be FAR more powerful dead than he is alive.

Those two neo-nazis probably never even guessed at the fact that they would make a martyr of him.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 30 Oct 2008 13:11

I didn't say I wanted him assasinated.

I think it would be great to have a black president, just not a socialist muslim one.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 30 Oct 2008 13:21

ENOUGH WITH THE "OBAMA IS A SECRET MUSLIM" BULLSHIT !!

HE'S A FUCKING GODLESS COMMUNIST !!

GET IT RIGHT !!

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 30 Oct 2008 13:22

Freakzilla wrote:I didn't say I wanted him assasinated.

I think it would be great to have a black president, just not a socialist muslim one.

I know you didn't, I'm just saying that skinheads are far too short-sighted to see the consequences of such an act.

And I think your country could use a little socialism... Sure beats the runaway monster capitalism that's been going on.

And I have no idea why you keep calling him a muslim.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 30 Oct 2008 13:36

Drunken Idaho wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I didn't say I wanted him assasinated.

I think it would be great to have a black president, just not a socialist muslim one.

I know you didn't, I'm just saying that skinheads are far too short-sighted to see the consequences of such an act.

I can appreciate wanting to keep your race pure, but not the hate.

And I think your country could use a little socialism... Sure beats the runaway monster capitalism that's been going on.

I think it's un-American. It's part of the American Dream that everyone has a chance to become disgustingly wealthy.

And I have no idea why you keep calling him a muslim.

It's a joke. At the very least, he has sat in a "Christian" church for the past twenty years and supported a pastor who is outspokenly anti-American.

Post by **Omphalos** » 30 Oct 2008 13:45

Socialism has its place in the world. Most of our organizations dont deal well with it, so accepting it is traumatic for us. But what we really need is regulation. That is a much better cap on the excesses of capitalism. I certainly do not think that we need to rethink our entire way of life, and I doubt that any other wise person in the world, communist, socialist, nihilist or nudist, thinks realistically that we should.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 30 Oct 2008 14:08

So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Which is a good point because he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but I'd still have to bum rides off people.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 30 Oct 2008 14:17

I love the line before it

"European Socialism. I mean, whats the point? I'm not European; I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists?"

J A C U R U T U

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