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Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 17 Jan 2013 20:12
by Eyes High
Okay. You have the topic -- go for it. :mrgreen: (should be some interesting discussions)

Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 17 Jan 2013 20:12
by Eyes High
Okay. You have the topic -- go for it. :mrgreen: (should be some interesting discussions)

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 17 Jan 2013 23:46
by distrans
the state of hawaii

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 00:06
by Eyes High
Hawaii ?!?

What conspiracy is there over Hawaii?

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 00:50
by distrans
lets just say its aquisition by the u.s. bent the good rule well past the breaking point

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 02:11
by distrans
i did worse in iraq and i got a medal for it

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 02:36
by distrans
or was that the Philippines!?!?
these rapes tend to run together

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 02:38
by SandRider
y'all are confusing the fuck outta me ....

eyes, is this another example of your current "double-click" problem
or didyou start a "conspiracy" trhead in one and/or two forums ?



basically, wha the fuck, here ??"}



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Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 02:47
by distrans
calm yourself

set the adjective down and move away from the answer

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 03:59
by SandRider
I am really starting to hate you, and yet ...

I feel an equally strong compulsion to fuck you;
(in the strictly sexual sense, not some metaphorical non-statement sense ....)


it would help here, if you would proclaim yourself to be
a young girl and/or a homosexual .... helpful to me, anyway ...

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 04:01
by SandRider
[edit for above ^^]

I do get quite confused in my desires & compulsions in this realm,
so: help a brutha out here, eh?

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 04:19
by Eyes High
Evidently it was that fraking mouse. Sorry guys.

Omph? Freak? Will one of y'all combine the two conspiracies thread please?

My mouse is conspiring against me.

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 07:25
by Freakzilla
Merged

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 18 Jan 2013 20:49
by Eyes High
Thanks Freak. :romance-kisscheek:

New mouse purchased today, along with some more RAMs. Hopefully I won't look like such a huge dufous -- as often.

:shifty:

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013 03:27
by lotek
I used to find conspiracies funny before the internet, people had to find and/or create documents, the people they adressed had to rread and be curious.
The people involved are the frank herbert's to now's kjas of youtube.
Damn I hate the pontifivating idiots with them vocoders, like anyone gives a shit who they are, or maybe to actually find them and check if they actually have a head big enough to house a human functionning brain.

The irony is that today's conspiracies refer to yesterday's as truths.
So, anyone heard of them space/moon nazis? Or was that a movie?

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 19 Jan 2013 03:29
by lotek
My stubby fingers a re conspiring with that ridiculously small keyboard to render my demonstrantion (yes) meaningless.

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 24 Jan 2013 01:21
by distrans
the designers of that keyboard
intended your frustration and failure

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 24 Jan 2013 15:10
by DuneFishUK
Lizard men have small fingers, why design keyboards for anyone else?

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 24 Jan 2013 17:21
by Jodorowsky's Acolyte
The Guild is conspiring to remove all the lavatories in their Heighleiners! They'll bend to the Guild's will just so they can fold space quickly in time!

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 24 Jan 2013 17:25
by Eyes High
DuneFishUK wrote:Lizard men have small fingers, why design keyboards for anyone else?

We can't forget the chimp men.

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 26 Jan 2013 14:47
by distrans
those fucking hobbits,
turning pilfer into a good thing

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 12 Feb 2013 20:52
by SpacemanSpiff
All the conspiracies are actually one big conspiracy to distract us from the real conspiracy
that conspires to hide the fact that "All your base are belong to us!"

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 12 Feb 2013 21:54
by SandRider
you're damn skippy ... all our base DO belong to them,
and there's a-nuthin we kin do about it ...

Re: Conspiracies.

PostPosted: 13 Feb 2013 05:56
by lotek
Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:The Guild is conspiring to remove all the lavatories in their Heighleiners! They'll bend to the Guild's will just so they can fold space quickly in time!


You got it confused with Ryan Air
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