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Sandwurm88 wrote:Just a random thought, but women seem to absolutely hate Newt Gingrich...

Except the ones he tricks into marrying him

Mandy wrote:

Sandwurm88 wrote:Just a random thought, but women seem to absolutely hate Newt Gingrich...

Except the ones he tricks into marrying him

I wouldn't be so sure about those, either.

Newt Gingrich reminds me of an older Louie Anderson.

I gotta admit, I came on myself a little when I actually entertained the idea of General Federal Election
campaign for Newt ... but now that Niggerhead's stepped on His Own Pecker, I don't see the GOP
nominating anyone but Mitt Romney ... who will also lose to the sitting Federal President ...



BTW, getting so close as we are now, do we want to start a separate thread
for the General Election, or will this one suffice ?


either way (and even tho I was wrong about Niggerhead (who is already back in Austin & being a prick))
I still do not see any reason the current Federal President will not be re-elected (and donot give a fuck, anyway)

Just to be fair and balanced...

How long does it take Mitt Romney to earn your salary?

http://www.slate.com/articles/business/ ... lary_.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The anti-Newt ads are on every commercial break, followed by an anti-Romney ad. I have no idea which one will win the Florida primary.

Mandy wrote:The anti-Newt ads are on every commercial break, followed by an anti-Romney ad. I have no idea which one will win the Florida primary.

I think Newt will get the native vote and Mitt will get the snow-bird vote.

I feel like we are outnumbered by the snow birds!

Oh, there was one clever ad comparing Romney to Rick Scott, where Romney morphed into Rick Scott... I wish I could find that on youtube! I'm just not searching for it right, I guess. The "natives" hate Rick Scott, not sure what the snow birds think of him, but I'm pretty sure they're the reason he's the governor. He ran as an outsider. They're comparing them based on ripping off Medicare.

Newt seems to be going for the Mexican vote pretty strongly. He's painting Romney as anti-immigrant. He's hitting him with the vulture capitalist thing too.

Here's the one comparing Romney to Rick Scott, it's brilliant and EVIL

I love that Gingrich is a nerd.

Hasn't he written or rewritten some history or scifi or some such?

The dogs are against Romney! http://www.dogsagainstromney.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; I somehow missed the story about Romney abusing his dog.

D Pope wrote:Hasn't he written or rewritten some history or scifi or some such?

Yeah, he has a PhD in History, BTW: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/william-b ... 24161.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think he wrote a bullshit "if the South had won The War" novel, too ...

SandRider wrote:I think he wrote a bullshit "if the South had won The War" novel, too ...

He wrote an alternate Civil War trilogy... but I believe they still lost.

JustSomeGuy wrote:

Mitt Romney wrote:we had five kids inside the car and my guess is he liked it a lot better in his kennel than he would have liked it inside.

Depends on the dog.

Romney did what millions of dads across America would've probably done. How is this even an issue?

Freakzilla wrote:

Yeah! 51st State baby!

Nekhrun wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Yeah! 51st State baby!

Packing my bags...

well, Ass-Juice's Three-State-Sweep last night wasn't quite the funky twist I'm waiting for ...

in fact, it's downright fucking meaningless, in terms of delegate count ... as all the primary & caucuses are
any time before "Super Tuesday", a full month away ... I've always questioned candidates dropping out
after poor showings in Iowa & New Hampshire, but all that is about "momentum" (media hype) and the
ability to sustain campaign contributions ... anyway, kiddies, at this point, just remember that this year,
to "lock-in" the nomination, a Republican candidate needs 1144 delegates won ....

Mitt has 91, Ass-Juice now holds 44, the Newt 29, Poor Ol' Uncle Paul's got 8, and some other dude with
millionaire-hair has 2 ... there are a remaining 2079 delegates to be had ...

the point being, the media is going to go ape-shit for the next few days over "What This Means" ...
has the Romney Campaign "faltered", is this "big win" by Ass-Juice an indication of the "growing
conservatism" of the "american people", what does this say about the Future of Newt's Moon Colony, &etc.

Newt actually played this one very smart, altho the media will certainly miss it ... he made less than a handful
of campaign stops in Minnesota & Colorado, and was not even on the ballot in Missouri ... this is because he
tested the waters & decided the cash-outlay for the campaigns there was not worth the potential return ...

so Ass-Juice picked up a few delegates & got that "momentum" thing for a minute (media hype) ...
he'll be fucking crushed on March 6th by the Romney & Gingrich machines ... then onto the "Fight For
the Soul of the Republican Party" ... again ...