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Is the New World Order up to something dastardly?

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Drunken Idaho » 10 Jan 2011 22:41

SandChigger wrote:Every post on the Internet about lunar squid just increases their critical mass, slowly converting the WWW into a WMD! :shock:

Web of Marilyn Delusions! :P



Lunar squid? Is that, like, a thing?
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandChigger » 11 Jan 2011 00:08

Oh, that's right! You've been away! (LOOK, EVERYONE! A MOON SQUID VIRGIN! :lol: )

Ahem... sorry! :oops:

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Here, check out this post in a customer discussion thread on Amazon, in their Aliens forum.

(Marilyn is this small-minded Republican bigot from Texas who believes in UFOs=alien craft, Ancient Alien Astronauts, bigfeet, black ops of every flavor, etc etc etc. If it's fringe and whingey, she believes in it. Moon squid... I still don't know where they came from! :lol: )

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby merkin muffley » 11 Jan 2011 01:18

Nekhrun wrote:I'd like to hear what newfacedancer has to say about this.


So would I... :think:
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Omphalos » 11 Jan 2011 02:23

SandChigger wrote:Oh, that's right! You've been away! (LOOK, EVERYONE! A MOON SQUID VIRGIN! :lol: )

Ahem... sorry! :oops:

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Here, check out this post in a customer discussion thread on Amazon, in their Aliens forum.

(Marilyn is this small-minded Republican bigot from Texas who believes in UFOs=alien craft, Ancient Alien Astronauts, bigfeet, black ops of every flavor, etc etc etc. If it's fringe and whingey, she believes in it. Moon squid... I still don't know where they came from! :lol: )


Them's good eatins.

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SadisticCynic » 11 Jan 2011 11:11

Now you've done it! :roll:
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby lotek » 11 Jan 2011 12:00

is she quoting the uncyclopedia as a reliable source ??
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she's really dumb isn't she ?
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandChigger » 11 Jan 2011 19:03

She's one in a million. :roll:

Ooh. Strike that, I hope there aren't 300 of her out there. Even that's too many. :shock:

The other day she was quoting some idiot who's proposing that we go back to a five-state model of matter: solid, liquid, gas, radiant, and aether.

Yeah, she really and truly probably does not understand a sixteenth of the stuff that she posts links to, but she seems to have this need to be seen as being on the cutting edge. I don't know... she's really kinda sad in a way, but too fucking obnoxious to feel sorry for for very long. Oh well.

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Omphalos » 11 Jan 2011 19:47

She totally forgot about the element of fire. Many a time have I coaxed the fire out of a stick of wood.

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SadisticCynic » 11 Jan 2011 22:54

She missed the truth completely; the five states of matter are formed thusly:

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandChigger » 12 Jan 2011 00:27

I think the "radiant" one was supposed to be fire.

Wan't interested enough to follow up, though. ;)

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandRider » 12 Jan 2011 03:15

well .... here's what I know .... one of my cousin's boys was the Arkansas Game & Fish Director for, oh, 15 to 20 years, I suppose
(Steve "Wild Man" Wilson) he retired in 2003, I think ....

anyway, I called his daddy, and got Steve's number, I ain't talked to him in some years .... Steve told me, and I quote :
"Aw, fer fucksake, you didn't call me just to ask about them fuckin goddamn birds, didja ?"; then, he hung up ....

so clearly, there is a conspiracy ... the cover-up has begun ....


now, there was a big fish-kill on the Arkansas River in the late 70s, when Nuclear One at Russelville dumped some "hot" water,
but I wouldn't know a fucking thing about that there ....
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Omphalos » 12 Jan 2011 03:40

I keep seeing a lot of dead squirrels around here. Its wierd though. I think they all expell all the air from their lungs first, because they're, like, all flat or somethin when I see them dead in the roads. There's gotta be some sort of cover up, especially if your cousin is lying like that!

But I will tell you, I like hot water. Especially on bath night, but I guess that last part goes without saying.

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandChigger » 12 Jan 2011 03:42

Just so wrong...

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Drunken Idaho » 12 Jan 2011 15:36

Wow, what a dolt... Chig man, you deal with some of the worst internet idiots out there. It's borderline heroic.

and LOL @ "bath night"
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandChigger » 12 Jan 2011 17:11

:lol:

She showed up about two years ago and started posting nonsense almost immediately. I had her on ignore for a while, but she kept starting so many silly threads... She's adamant that she "won't be driven off", so I figure she's good for YEARS of "Internetainment"! ;)

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Freakzilla » 12 Jan 2011 18:52

SandChigger wrote:"Internetainment"


Nice. I think it could be shortened to "intertainment" when written, though.
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandChigger » 12 Jan 2011 20:39

I thought about that version, but it looks like an all-too-possible misspelling/typo, given my dialect. ;)

I wondered if I'd come up with something new, so I googled "Internetainment". Already out there. :(

Oh well! :lol:

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby lotek » 13 Jan 2011 07:00

google destroys all hopes of being original :)
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Drunken Idaho » 13 Jan 2011 15:37

Dead Animal Update! Looks like I may have been onto something...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/07/mass-bird-fish-deaths-occur-regularly_n_805637.html

WASHINGTON — First, the blackbirds fell out of the sky on New Year's Eve in Arkansas. In recent days, wildlife have mysteriously died in big numbers: 2 million fish in the Chesapeake Bay, 150 tons of red tilapia in Vietnam, 40,000 crabs in Britain and other places across the world. Blogs connected the deadly dots, joking about the "aflockalypse" while others saw real signs of something sinister, either biblical or environmental.

The reality, say biologists, is that these mass die-offs happen all the time and usually are unrelated.

Federal records show they happen on average every other day somewhere in North America. Usually, we don't notice them and don't try to link them to each other.

"They generally fly under the radar," said ornithologist John Wiens, chief scientist at the California research institution PRBO Conservation Science.

Since the 1970s, the U.S. Geological Survey's National Wildlife Health Center in Wisconsin has tracked mass deaths among birds, fish and other critters, said wildlife disease specialist LeAnn White. At times the sky and the streams just turn deadly. Sometimes it's disease, sometimes pollution. Other times it's just a mystery.

In the past eight months, the USGS has logged 95 mass wildlife die-offs in North America and that's probably a dramatic undercount, White said. The list includes 900 some turkey vultures that seemed to drown and starve in the Florida Keys, 4,300 ducks killed by parasites in Minnesota, 1,500 salamanders done in by a virus in Idaho, 2,000 bats that died of rabies in Texas, and the still mysterious death of 2,750 sea birds in California.

On average, 163 such events are reported to the federal government each year, according to USGS records. And there have been much larger die-offs than the 3,000 blackbirds in Arkansas. Twice in the summer of 1996, more than 100,000 ducks died of botulism in Canada.

"Depending on the species, these things don't even get reported," White said.


Weather – cold and wet weather like in Arkansas New Year's Eve when the birds fell out of the sky – is often associated with mass bird deaths, ornithologists say. Pollution, parasites and disease also cause mass deaths. Some are even blaming fireworks for the blackbird deaths.

So what's happening this time?

Blame technology, says famed Harvard biologist E.O. Wilson. With the Internet, cell phones and worldwide communications, people are noticing events, connecting the dots more.

"This instant and global communication, it's just a human instinct to read mystery and portents of dangers and wondrous things in events that are unusual," Wilson told The Associated Press on Thursday. "Not to worry, these are not portents that the world is about to come to an end."

Wilson and the others say instant communications – especially when people can whip out smart phones to take pictures of critter carcasses and then post them on the Internet – is giving a skewed view of what is happening in the environment.


The irony is that mass die-offs – usually of animals with large populations – are getting the attention while a larger but slower mass extinction of thousands of species because of human activity is ignored, Wilson said.


Naturally, I concur with the above story. Here's a list of mass animal deaths that extends long before the New Years Eve blackbird incident:

http://www.nwhc.usgs.gov/mortality_events/ongoing.jsp
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Freakzilla » 13 Jan 2011 15:58

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandRider » 13 Jan 2011 18:35

Naturally, I concur with the above story.


that's what they WANT you to do .... clearly, this was all HARP-related ....
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandChigger » 13 Jan 2011 20:20

:lol:

HARP is another big Marilyn favorite. She blames it for everything from bad weather to her unused egg cells exploding in her ovaries and shooting antimatter out of her body to gay men climbing over the partitions in the toilets at the mall to get a peek at hubby's pecker. :shock:



(OK, I made up the part about her ovaries and about HARP being the cause of the men's room hijinks.)

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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SadisticCynic » 14 Jan 2011 11:29

...HARP...


(expand acronym please)

Although if that Marilyn Manson lady likes it, I have a feeling I won't. :wink:
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby Drunken Idaho » 14 Jan 2011 11:55

HAARP is High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program

It's been a favourite lately among conspiracy theorists, and rightly so. It's an array of high-power antennas that are used for secret research and is apparently of interest to the US Airforce and Navy, since they fund it. From Wikipedia, here's a list of the kind of research they're doing...

Some of the main scientific findings from HAARP include:

1. Generation of very low frequency radio waves by modulated heating of the auroral electrojet, useful because generating VLF waves ordinarily requires gigantic antennas
2. Production of weak luminous glow (below what can be seen with the naked eye, but measurable) from absorption of HAARP's signal
3. Production of extremely low frequency waves in the 0.1 Hz range, which are next to impossible to produce any other way[clarification needed]
4. Generation of whistler-mode VLF signals which enter the magnetosphere, and propagate to the other hemisphere, interacting with Van Allen radiation belt particles along the way
5. VLF remote sensing of the heated ionosphere

Research at the HAARP includes:

1. Ionospheric heating
2. plasma line observations
3. Stimulated electron emission observations
4. Gyro frequency heating research
5. Spread F observations
6. Airglow observations
7. Heating induced scintillation observations
8. VLF and ELF generation observations [5]
9. Radio observations of meteors
10. Polar mesospheric summer echoes: PMSE have been studied using the IRI as a powerful radar, as well as with the 28 MHz radar, and the two VHF radars at 49 MHz and 139 MHz. The presence of multiple radars spanning both HF and VHF bands allows scientists to make comparative measurements that may someday lead to an understanding of the processes that form these elusive phenomena.
11. Research on extraterrestrial HF radar echos: the Lunar Echo experiment (2008).[6][7]
12. Testing of Spread Spectrum Transmitters (2009)
13. Meteor shower impacts on the ionosphere
14. Response and recovery of the ionosphere from solar flares and geomagnetic storms
15. The effect of ionospheric disturbances on GPS satellite signal quality


A lot of that sounds pretty freaky, so naturally people want to blame everything on it. The rumour is that they can heat up the ionosphere of any specific point on the globe to create storms, cause earthquakes anywhere they want, and make spectacular light shows like this:

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One interesting (although probably crackpot) theory is that they can make any design or shape they want with the array (such as the pretty Norwegian spiral above, which did in fact happen), and they're going to use this ability to simulate the second coming of Christ and/or similar apparitions for various religions, as a way of controlling people. I imagine it would be something like "Hey, it's Jesus here! I'm back, but fortunately for you I'm going to give you another 1000 years before the rapture, so long as you all visit Wal-Mart every Sunday!"
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Re: Is There a Conspiracy?

Postby SandChigger » 14 Jan 2011 13:17

Drunken Idaho wrote:It's been a favourite lately among conspiracy theorists, and rightly so.

Oh please. Controlled storms and earthquakes? :roll:

And Marilyn was all over those Arctic pix like... KJA on a dead author's franchise. Beware the Dark Side. ;)


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