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global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 00:33
by purnima
What percent does humans contribute to global warming as against planktons of the seas? Since it is accepted that the Earth is 75% Water then it means 25% is land. And if 25% is land, how much of 25% is occuppied by humans that affect global warming? And upon computation of such total, how does that compare to the planktons of the seas that contribute to global warming? Is it not true that humans are arrogant enouogh to declare that they can control what naturally happens to the Earth including the cycles of climate change?
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Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 00:45
by SandChigger
What?!
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 00:49
by Omphalos
An actual human setting up an account for a later spam attack?
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 01:03
by merkin muffley
I want to hear what mrpsbrk thinks about this.
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 01:26
by merkin muffley
General Jack D. Ripper wrote:
Water, that's what I'm getting at, Mandrake, water. Water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 04:48
by lotek
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 15:25
by SandChigger
There's an Indian restaurant here in town by that name I used to go to a lot. I was told it means "Full Moon".
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 22:50
by TheDukester
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 23:19
by merkin muffley
Are those pancakes?
I love this thread. We need more from purnima, though.
Forget the planktons, purnima, what about the cow poops and farts? (I'll be so disappointed if this is spam).
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 23:36
by SandChigger
Not to worry about the cow problem, I'm working on it!
ONE STEAK OR BURGER AT A TIME! 
Re: global warming
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 23:38
by Hunchback Jack
I haven't seen that pic without the caption before.
HBJ
Re: global warming
Posted: 04 Jun 2010 13:23
by TheDukester
Neither had I until last night. It made me laugh that some rabbit-owner somewhere was bored enough to imitate it.
Re: global warming
Posted: 04 Jun 2010 14:10
by merkin muffley
I just now saw the picture with a caption: "I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a rabbit with a pancake on its head." Even though I'd never seen that before, that's exactly what I thought you were saying.
Re: global warming
Posted: 08 Jun 2010 13:21
by A Little Galach
I'm glad you edited your post, otherwise I wouldn't know what you were talking about.
I think the median of the warming trend is adversely affected by the percentage of water plankton inhabit, plus or minus the gross baseline of whales swallowing biblical figures. In summary, 25%.
Re: global warming
Posted: 08 Jun 2010 14:41
by lotek
and I am glad the matter's been clarified, but what if rabbits use pancakes to store oxygen bubbles and start diving to feed on plancton until they reach whale size and start attacking ships?
Re: global warming
Posted: 08 Jun 2010 14:43
by Eyes High
lotek wrote:and I am glad the matter's been clarified, but what if rabbits use pancakes to store oxygen bubbles and start diving to feed on plancton until they reach whale size and start attacking ships?
then SyFy would have a new movie of the week.
Re: global warming
Posted: 08 Jun 2010 14:51
by lotek
come to think of it haven't they done that one already?
Re: global warming
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 17:07
by Omphalos
the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
Re: global warming
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 17:28
by Freakzilla
Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
Oh snap! What did I miss?
Re: global warming
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 19:06
by Omphalos
Freakzilla wrote:Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
Oh snap! What did I miss?
He added a bunch of spammy URLs. Ive seen a lot of these guys lately. Now they are hiring actual Chinese people to join boards and make a single post. Then they return a week later and add a sig with a bunch of URLs. Its a new scam to increase referrals for higher placement in a Google search result.
Re: global warming
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 19:09
by Freakzilla
Omphalos wrote:Freakzilla wrote:Omphalos wrote:the post has been edited. kiss this guy goodbye.
Oh snap! What did I miss?
He added a bunch of spammy URLs. Ive seen a lot of these guys lately. Now they are hiring actual Chinese people to join boards and make a single post. Then they return a week later and add a sig with a bunch of URLs. Its a new scam to increase referrals for higher placement in a Google search result.
How do we hire the Chinese?
Re: global warming
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 19:29
by SandChigger
How many you need? Or is this more a case of... want?
Re: global warming
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 19:30
by Freakzilla
How many would it take to get us to number one?
I'm just kidding, I don't have any money anyway.
Re: global warming
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 22:32
by merkin muffley
I would love that job.
I thought he had an interesting point about the planktons of the seas.
Re: global warming
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 23:43
by Omphalos
Freakzilla wrote:How many would it take to get us to number one?
I'm just kidding, I don't have any money anyway.
Just give it time.
