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    Sarah Palin

    Postby nampigai » 08 Feb 2010 06:20

    I think the note in her palm reads "breathe in....breathe out....breathe in..."

    or - it says "remember to buy toilet paper"

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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby lotek » 08 Feb 2010 08:04

    I don't know much about her but it would seem a bit ridiculous to use this kind of trick...
    I mean if you don't know you bring notes on paper and you refer to them, simple...

    trying to pretend you don't need them but cheat about it?

    Just plain(palin?)stoopid!

    Didn't she hear about those??
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby SandChigger » 08 Feb 2010 12:34

    :lol:

    The woman adds new dimensions to the word "stupid". :doh:
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby nampigai » 08 Feb 2010 13:23

    I agree Chigger, I'm amazed how far she have taking it, with the limited ressource she have.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby SandRider » 08 Feb 2010 16:16

    aw, you ain't seen shit yet ....

    now, she has the entire FoxNews stable of writers & ideologues to fill her mouth with their words ....

    in about six months, she'll be considered the "Voice of the Modern Conservative Movement".

    atleast Rush came to his wrong conclusions on his own brainpower -
    Sarah Palin is a meatpuppet ....

    look for the adjectives "Brilliant", "Outspoken" & "Original" to be used in the forthcoming fawning ...
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby nampigai » 09 Feb 2010 02:15

    SandRider wrote:aw, you ain't seen shit yet ....

    now, she has the entire FoxNews stable of writers & ideologues to fill her mouth with their words ....

    in about six months, she'll be considered the "Voice of the Modern Conservative Movement".

    atleast Rush came to his wrong conclusions on his own brainpower -
    Sarah Palin is a meatpuppet ....

    look for the adjectives "Brilliant", "Outspoken" & "Original" to be used in the forthcoming fawning ...


    but who's the guy with the hand up her arse?

    Honestly she scares the shit out of me.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Omphalos » 09 Feb 2010 02:17

    I honestly do not get why so many people like that twit. Is it because nobody is likable, but they feel like they have to pick someone?
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby SandChigger » 09 Feb 2010 04:11

    People need to learn that it's really really OK to hate everyone. :D
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Ampoliros » 09 Feb 2010 15:24

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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 09 Feb 2010 15:30

    She got roasted pretty good on Stewart and Colbert last night, "how's all that hope-y change-y stuff work'n out fur ya?" - what a f-n retard. Palin 2012 slogan: No Hope that things will ever change!

    And on the topic of retards, if a Democrat says it (pretty hilariously) he should be fired, but if fat-ass Limbaugh (can't be bothered to google how to spell the fool's name) says it in exactly the same context then it's satire and it's totally fine. But it's not fine when a comedian takes a stab at her or her family, because somehow that isn't satire?


    Seriously, this woman and anyone sharing at least 50% of her DNA should be sterilized for the good of the human race. She's such a fool it hurts sometimes.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Crysknife » 09 Feb 2010 16:23

    I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

    God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Omphalos » 09 Feb 2010 16:34

    Crysknife wrote:I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

    God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.


    Ahhhh. C'mon now Crys. That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping serial-spousers. Alaska aint bad at all, and for the most part, theyre just as modern as we are. Even the reservations and native lands.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Ampoliros » 09 Feb 2010 17:13

    I'd seriously be shocked if Palin won a legitimate run for the White House. If she does I'm moving to New Zeland.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby SandChigger » 09 Feb 2010 18:42

    Definitely. Just bury me over here.

    Omphalos wrote:That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping...

    Um, Book of Mormon, thank you.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 09 Feb 2010 18:51

    SandChigger wrote:Definitely. Just bury me over here.

    Omphalos wrote:That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping...

    Um, Book of Mormon, thank you.


    Isn't the book of Mormon in addition to the Bible, not in place of? Hey, they're even poly when they're humping books! :lol:






    (unless I was wrong, but the joke is still funny!)
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby SandRider » 09 Feb 2010 18:57

    Rahm actually said "fucking retarded",
    which the media translated as "effing R-word" ....

    so ... if Rahm had said "fucking silly-assed",
    would there be no controversy ?
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 09 Feb 2010 21:47

    Dude, don't drop the r-bomb. :shock:




















    :lol: Fucking Retards.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Crysknife » 10 Feb 2010 12:49

    Omphalos wrote:
    Crysknife wrote:I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

    God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.


    Ahhhh. C'mon now Crys. That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping serial-spousers. Alaska aint bad at all, and for the most part, theyre just as modern as we are. Even the reservations and native lands.


    No no, I mean the way she and her husband RAN Alaska. I guess he was involved in almost every detail of her administration from meetings to negotiations.

    I love Alaska. And dude, if you only knew about this fucked up state of mine. They are now talking about getting rid of 12th grade....we already have the most underfunded public school system in the States. We will also opt out of any health care system that is passed. Everyone here is far right wing......and I mean it.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Omphalos » 10 Feb 2010 14:19

    Ah. Didn't know that about him. I thought he was an even bigger no-brain then she was; couldn't get his but off the snow-machine. that kind of thing. Didn't know he was so involved.

    Getting rid of the 12th Grade? Does it mean that Im jaded that I only laugh now when I hear stuff like that?
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Ampoliros » 10 Feb 2010 19:07

    Crysknife wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Crysknife wrote:I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

    God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.


    Ahhhh. C'mon now Crys. That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping serial-spousers. Alaska aint bad at all, and for the most part, theyre just as modern as we are. Even the reservations and native lands.


    No no, I mean the way she and her husband RAN Alaska. I guess he was involved in almost every detail of her administration from meetings to negotiations.

    I love Alaska. And dude, if you only knew about this fucked up state of mine. They are now talking about getting rid of 12th grade....we already have the most underfunded public school system in the States. We will also opt out of any health care system that is passed. Everyone here is far right wing......and I mean it.


    Thats funny, its all the way on the left of my map! yuk yuk yuk
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby reverendmotherQ. » 12 Feb 2010 12:21

    Crysknife wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Crysknife wrote:I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

    God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.


    Ahhhh. C'mon now Crys. That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping serial-spousers. Alaska aint bad at all, and for the most part, theyre just as modern as we are. Even the reservations and native lands.


    No no, I mean the way she and her husband RAN Alaska. I guess he was involved in almost every detail of her administration from meetings to negotiations.

    I love Alaska. And dude, if you only knew about this fucked up state of mine. They are now talking about getting rid of 12th grade....we already have the most underfunded public school system in the States. We will also opt out of any health care system that is passed. Everyone here is far right wing......and I mean it.


    She makes women in politics look awful. As if we didn't already have problems with women being perceived as inept officials.
    WHAT? No 12th grade? People should be shot. That's a excellent sample of what we have to expect if this woman ever makes it to the oval office.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby SandRider » 12 Feb 2010 14:29

    cover story of this month's Texas Monthly has convinced me that the
    next POTUS is Rick Perry - re-election to Texas Guviner looks like a
    lock, positioning him nicely for 2012. They way they laid it out, it
    seems fucking inevitable. (and Texas Monthly is as upset about
    it as I am ...)
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Crysknife » 12 Feb 2010 14:57

    SandRider wrote:cover story of this month's Texas Monthly has convinced me that the
    next POTUS is Rick Perry - re-election to Texas Guviner looks like a
    lock, positioning him nicely for 2012. They way they laid it out, it
    seems fucking inevitable. (and Texas Monthly is as upset about
    it as I am ...)


    Man, how do these people get elected?! This guy was talking secession just a year back. For some strange reason he reminds me of W Bush. Texas is probably as bad as my f’d up state if not worse.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Snowball » 23 Feb 2010 20:43

    I know she's "effing r", but she's still a very powerful pundit for conservatives, and maybe she really is gaining support from some in the Tea Party movement who didn't support her before. But anyone against her, especially Democrats, and especially Obama himself should know better than to attack her publicly and head-on, because that only draws more attention to her, and the more she's attacked the more can play herself as the victim.

    Speaking of the Tea Party, one of its few qualities I found redeeming was its potential to kick the "two"-party system hard in the nuts, but Palin is leading them in the opposite direction:

    http://www.nowpublic.com/world/sarah-pa ... rty-r-or-d

    IMHO, what she needs is to be pat on the head, told she's a good girl, and sent on her way with a cookie in her hand.
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    Re: Sarah Palin

    Postby Mandy » 24 Feb 2010 12:32

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