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new debate tactics for Gay Rights issue : talking points


I been using these new tactics in various bars & saloons around West Texas
where they don't know me so well .... and there are a few of those places
left ...

when a shitheel starts talking about them gays getting married,
bring up the following points :

1) Well, hell no, them gays shouldn't be allowed to get married.
2) Hell, they's an Abomination to God. they shouldn't get any civil rights atall ....
3) In fact, we shouldn't be lettin them queers vote, anyway, that's what the problem is ....

at this point, someone might voice the opinion that that might
be taking things a bit too far .... you respond:

4) Too far ? Shit, what kinda liberal commie are you ?
5) In fact, I say it's high time we roll back all this civil rights bullshit.
6) We gave the vote to them coloreds, an look what happened.
7) Now they wanna give the vote to them damn Mexicans, too.
8 ) I say we ship all them fuckers back to where-ever they
came from, and turn this back into the God-fearing Christian
nation it used to be.
9) And just stone them queers, like it says in the Bible.

then go back to sipping your bourbon, and don't say another word the rest of the night.

That's awesome.

That makes me think of my plan to join Stormfront.com and go nuts on anyone who isn't blond haired and blue eyed, telling them they aren't white, that the reason their hair and eyes are the wrong colour is because they have A: Jew blood, B: N___ blood, C: Arab blood - there is only one white!

Man, I'd love to see what they said to that! Their only possible defense would be to disprove me with genetics, but those are the same genetics that prove everyone is extremely closely related anyways... fuckers.

I think it's just a progression of the idea -

if two gay people aren't allowed the civil right of marriage,
why are you allowing them any civil rights at all ?

Gay marriages don't interest me... I was to see a gay DIVORCE!

That should be very entertaining.

I say ban marriage except as a religious thing.

And no tax breaks for breeders.

SandChigger wrote:And no tax breaks for breeders.

Hell you say!

Omphalos wrote:

SandChigger wrote:And no tax breaks for breeders.

Hell you say!

REVOLUTION!

SandChigger wrote:I say ban marriage except as a religious thing.

And no tax breaks for breeders.

+1

Here, here Chigger. As a gay man, I completely agree.

Cookie time... except I can't find the smilies.

You mean you guys don't already do this?

You should see my Jed Bush 2012, invade Iran, North Korea shirt.

E. LeGuille wrote:Here, here Chigger. As a gay man, I completely agree.

Cookie time... except I can't find the smilies.

But you like the shitquels. How can you have such poor taste?

I think we call that a stereotype.

E. LeGuille wrote:I think we call that a stereotype.

LOL. Do "we"? It's not a hive, mate.

Drunken Idaho wrote:

HAHAHA! When are you going to make your debut in the picture thread, Drunken?

Freakzilla wrote:

That guy's face is classic!

Was that you in your days when you sponged drinks off the old circuit queens when you were in the army?

chanilover wrote:

Drunken Idaho wrote:

HAHAHA! When are you going to make your debut in the picture thread, Drunken?

Hmm, I suppose I can do that when I get home later... I've been told that I look like a slightly sexier James McAvoy...

Yes, that was a lie...

Oh, and by the way I've been waiting a long time for the right moment to use that emoticon...

Drunken Idaho wrote:

chanilover wrote:

Drunken Idaho wrote:

HAHAHA! When are you going to make your debut in the picture thread, Drunken?

Hmm, I suppose I can do that when I get home later... I've been told that I look like a slightly sexier James McAvoy...
Yes, that was a lie...

Oh, and by the way I've been waiting a long time for the right moment to use that emoticon...

It doesn't count when your mum says it. Look forward to the pic, sir.