A funny thought...

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A funny thought...

Postby Nebiros » 18 Aug 2009 07:37

I know what you will say, how could I possibly have linked the two things together? Well hear me out.

What If Kevin J. Anderson were to enter politics?

Think about it. He loves having power over other people (Brian and the HLP) and is obsessed with having millions of followers (fanboys). He could be a populist.

No no no no I'm NOT thinking president! I'm thinking legislator. He would present more bills as an MP/congressman than anyone else ever has. Something like ten new laws every month. He would dictahike every single bill out by himself. Only problem is, how will he get other MPs/congressmen and women to agree to his ridiculous legislation. :lol:

Not sure what his political leanings would be though. Left or right?

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Re: A funny thought...

Postby Freakzilla » 18 Aug 2009 08:15

He's not the type to get elected, he's have to be vice president and take over when someone dies.
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby GamePlayer » 18 Aug 2009 12:08

KJA is not a political animal. He can't even handle the OH.
That said, I'm under the firm belief that almost anyone can get elected in our modern age, at least in my own country. Doesn't mean they'll be elected and stay elected or even be elected into any lofty position. Just that it's possible.
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby Freakzilla » 18 Aug 2009 14:19

GamePlayer wrote:KJA is not a political animal. He can't even handle the OH.
That said, I'm under the firm belief that almost anyone can get elected in our modern age, at least in my own country. Doesn't mean they'll be elected and stay elected or even be elected into any lofty position. Just that it's possible.


Obviously here too. :P
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 18 Aug 2009 14:22

Freakzilla wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:KJA is not a political animal. He can't even handle the OH.
That said, I'm under the firm belief that almost anyone can get elected in our modern age, at least in my own country. Doesn't mean they'll be elected and stay elected or even be elected into any lofty position. Just that it's possible.


Obviously here too. :P


I know!

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Re: A funny thought...

Postby Mr. Teg » 18 Aug 2009 17:54

Thekja did recently claim he writes "complicated political" stories...
...and stuff.

Seriously, which state has the largest scientology support base?
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby Nebiros » 18 Aug 2009 18:57

Good one freak pointing out that he would more likely take over a position from someone who dies rather than get elected. He did after all seize control of the HLP after Frank Herbert died because the heir Brian was too weak willed.

But he does not necessarily have to be elected. Many legislators in undemocratic and also democratic countries are appointed instead of elected. Example: Britain's House of Lords. Seeing how he seized control of the HLP in a silent coup, I'm sure he could weasel his way in to a parliament or congress by bribing or blackmailing the politicians.

But that's right he is no political animal. It's just an amusing fantasy. And what does O.H. stand for? S.I.O.

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Re: A funny thought...

Postby Nekhrun » 18 Aug 2009 19:02

Nebiros wrote: And what does O.H. stand for?

I think it means "On Here", like, "I'm on here at Jacurutu posting shit about Dune!
You know, instead of over there, like at DN (Dune Novels).
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby Freakzilla » 18 Aug 2009 19:08

Orthodox Herbertarian :roll:
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby SandRider » 18 Aug 2009 23:16

Orangutan Hater.

fucking things' got four hands ...

creepy.
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby Drunken Idaho » 26 Aug 2009 10:04

SandRider wrote:Orangutan Hater.

fucking things' got four hands ...

creepy.


What has four hands and doesn't write novels very well?
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 26 Aug 2009 11:24

Drunken Idaho wrote:
SandRider wrote:Orangutan Hater.

fucking things' got four hands ...

creepy.


What has four hands and doesn't write novels very well?

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Re: A funny thought...

Postby SandChigger » 27 Aug 2009 11:53

Nice. :lol:
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Re: A funny thought...

Postby Nebiros » 13 Sep 2009 03:57

Kevin is increasingly making more political twats on twitter. Although I still am not sure about his political leanings.

Is his religion really Scientology? I've read it being suggested here and there. It's a detail I overlook because he is such a hack.

What else does he have in common with Tom Cruise?! :lol: