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Well, just read this via my aol home page.

Palin annouces she's resigning

here is a quote of the first paragraph:

Another week, another on-camera breakdown by a Republican governor: In a rambling, borderline bughouse decoupage of sports metaphors and intimations that the forces of darkness were running her out of public life, Sarah Palin announced Friday that she had decided to step down as Alaska's governor, and would be leaving office on July 26.

I saw a little of that during a news break a little while ago squeezed in between all the IMPORTANT COVERAGE on C(old)N(egro?)N(onsense)j(acko!).

I figure she's just quitting to have more time to get ready for 2012.

(The End of the World, that is, not the election! )

I just saw this too.

Just caught more of the actual speech, then Anderson Cooper doin' the attack dog on Palin's publicist in New York.

(Damn ... Palin really needs to stick to what her speech writers put in front of her. Talk about yer Rambling Rosey. Dumb bintch. )

Had so sit with my dad in Wisconsin as he watched this on Fux )(no)News tonight. It was all tehy could do to stop rambling about how the liberal machine chewed up her children, and how no right minded woman would ever go into politics again. I couldnt decide if it was the paranoid babbling of imbeciles or a brilliant attempt at creating a self-fulfilling prophecy. Either way, I hate those tools. Especially the closeted gay one with the deep voice who wears all that dark eyeliner.

I'll have to check and see if I still get Faux or not; used to, but can't recall ever having watched it. (My Texan friend at work kvetches all the time about how his 84-year-old dad has it on all the time when he's back visiting. ) Then again, it would be too much like having stupid ass pretards in my house ... and who needs that shit?

Much more interesting was the clip from Stephen Colbert's show about how "the A.C." scooped him on the Bubbles the Chimpsclusive.

(Btw, I was rather put off by Palin's assertion that the world should have more children like her little Cubby or Corby or Colby ... no, sorry, colby was the Abraham Lincoln made of cheese....)

Sounds like she's stepping out because she can't handle the attention and scrutiny that comes with national level politics. Uh, take note future voters who think she's presidential material

I'm betting she quits because her daughter is pregnant again...

I believe it all boils down to she just can't hack it. Plain and simple. She's taking her ball and going home.

Don't fool yourselves. She's got some nefarious plan. This has got nothing to do with her family. How do I know this? Because she said that's what it had to do with.

SandChigger wrote:Just caught more of the actual speech, then Anderson Cooper doin' the attack dog on Palin's publicist in New York.

(Damn ... Palin really needs to stick to what her speech writers put in front of her. Talk about yer Rambling Rosey. Dumb bintch. )

That was one of the great rambling, incoherent speeches since Governor Sanford described his affair.

Omphalos wrote:Don't fool yourselves. She's got some nefarious plan. This has got nothing to do with her family. How do I know this? Because she said that's what it had to do with.

Good point!

There is no doubt that this is about money. Being governor actually hinders her from traveling around the country and giving speeches and writing books. She's had experience in broadcasting so maybe she's looking at becoming the next Hannity or something. She could make millions.

hey, for a real good laugh, check out Mike Huckabee's
show on FUX News. Every now and then he pulls out
the Lee Atwater "I'm a wild-ass Bluesman, baby" bullshit
and plays some guitar. Pathetic. Silly. God, I love it.

I've said this before, but I had some experiance with
the former Arkansas governor, before he turned his
back on the LORD, when he was still "Fat Mike" and
a semi-decent person.

I'm sure FUX News would love to get their claws
into Palin ... and she's dumb enough to go for it.

I love it when a political party self-destructs.

but really tho, honestly, Palin's resignation ranks
up there with Micheal Jackson's death as things
I don't give a fuck about ....

right now, it's all about Kinky for Texas governor next year ...

I thought this retarded hick was too busy trying to force random college boys to marry her sinner of a daughter.

SandRider wrote:I'm sure FUX News would love to get their claws
into Palin ... and she's dumb enough to go for it.

I wonder if they'll learn their lesson from MSNBC when they tried to give Jesse Ventura a show. After weeks with a test audience the thing never saw the light of day. They even kept him under contract and never used him. I'm sure it was some of the easiest money he ever made. You'll probably see him down your way. He's always supporting Kinky in the interviews I've heard with him.

Frak it man.. North Korea has nukes... Iran is rebelling.... Our economy is in the toilet for future genrations...MJ is dead... Farrah is Dead... The Four Horseman are getting their saddles... Why not go out with a bang!!!

Change The Laws... Arnold and Palin 2012 Baby!! (Myan Calendar ending special election pair)

He can scare people across the pond... She looks better than the rest of those cronies in Washington, would brighten up the place.. not to mention confuse everyone on her confusion with the issues.

Overall, I have no idea why I like her, other than she is cute. Sometimes the things she says lands near the moderate mentality I have.. other times not.

Oh well Mrs. Palin, Good luck in your endeavers.. where ever they lead you. Spokeswomen for the new renewable energy campaign would be handy.. but who knows, sure you have many doors opening for ya....

She did it to become a Democrat in one year...