Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence

Post by **lotek** » 24 Jun 2010 16:01

can we drool now?

God Bless America... in bikini suits!

EDIT TO ADD
some ambassador for abstinence though!

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 24 Jun 2010 16:06

lotek wrote:can we drool now?

NICE!

(...don't cream your jeans...)

Post by **Freakzilla** » 24 Jun 2010 16:48

I'd do her... but that's not Bristol.

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 24 Jun 2010 16:53

Freakzilla wrote:that's not Bristol.

It is, actually, she's been doing a lot of crank lately.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 24 Jun 2010 17:31

that's my daughter-in-law ....

Post by **lotek** » 24 Jun 2010 17:38

Freakzilla wrote:I'd do her... but that's not Bristol.

yeah I put a bit too much trust in google by the looks of it

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 24 Jun 2010 18:12

SandRider wrote:that's my daughter-in-law ....

? Seems a bit short on tattoos for that.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 25 Jun 2010 12:21

.... old picture ....

Post by **Freakzilla** » 25 Jun 2010 12:57

Post by **Freakzilla** » 25 Jun 2010 13:07

She named her baby Tripp?

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 25 Jun 2010 18:35

Freakzilla wrote:She named her baby Tripp?

And he/she has to live with that name for the rest of its life.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 25 Jun 2010 21:54

Wasn't it one of those "We were out jogging in the woods and I TRIPped and he dove to save me but we rolled down the hill and I ended up with his dick stuck in me" stories?

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 27 Jun 2010 17:12

SandChigger wrote:Wasn't it one of those "We were out jogging in the woods and I TRIPped and he dove to save me but we rolled down the hill and I ended up with his dick stuck in me" stories?

That's the one. Or "I tripped over a lump in the carpet and landed on his dick".

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 27 Jun 2010 18:55

I thought "Trip" was a New England Preppie nickname for a "Third" ...

i.e. Worthington Lancelot Bottomtooth, III = "Trip" ...

Post by **Freakzilla** » 03 Aug 2010 18:19

The wedding is off, again! http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20 ... ille-again" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 03 Aug 2010 18:21

Is that because he baby is getting a new half-brother or sister? I love the drama in that family. It reads like a Harwood Novel.

Post by **lotek** » 03 Aug 2010 18:29

chanilover wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Wasn't it one of those "We were out jogging in the woods and I TRIPped and he dove to save me but we rolled down the hill and I ended up with his dick stuck in me" stories?
That's the one. Or "I tripped over a lump in the carpet and landed on his dick".

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 03 Aug 2010 21:45

That happens to me every I time I go to the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport.

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 03 Aug 2010 23:38

merkin muffley wrote:That happens to me every I time I go to the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport.

Don't worry. They've put up dividers everywhere and the bathrooms have been remodeled. You're safe again.

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 03 Aug 2010 23:52

Nekhrun wrote:
merkin muffley wrote:That happens to me every I time I go to the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport.
Don't worry. They've put up dividers everywhere and the bathrooms have been remodeled. You're safe again.

NO! WHY HAVE THEY DONE THAT!? I mean, good, that was getting annoying.

Post by **lotek** » 04 Aug 2010 05:22

known, as the spitroast...

Post by **Freakzilla** » 15 Sep 2010 09:42

More hot republican chicks...

Christine O'Donnell

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 15 Sep 2010 11:25

Christine O'Donnell is a fucking moron.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 15 Sep 2010 11:45

I'd rather stick it in a garbage disposal unit, given only those two options.

Heard the dumb bitch on CNN this morning. Sounds like a fucking Palin clone. Stupid stupid stupid.

I hope the Democrats who are crowing about her win are right.

(Why isn't this thread in the Sewer (Politics) forum?)

Post by **lotek** » 15 Sep 2010 13:03

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qxf6BOz ... r_embedded[/youtube]

so many one liners it's difficult to pick my favourite!

some scary emo transvestite wrote:Masturbation is a selfish act.

that hot chick wrote:You can't masturbate wihtout lust![...]If he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?

J A C U R U T U

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