Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence


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We know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.
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I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren't younger, or perhaps today's press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.

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Freakzilla wrote:Meghan McCain: ‘I’m strictly dickly’

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I'd like to cain Meghan McCain.
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Crysknife wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Meghan McCain: ‘I’m strictly dickly’

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I'd like to cain Meghan McCain.
Is that a euphemism, or do you want to beat her like they do in Singapore?
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Omphalos wrote:
Crysknife wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Meghan McCain: ‘I’m strictly dickly’

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http://news.yahoo.com/meghan-mccain-m-s ... 07351.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I'd like to cain Meghan McCain.
Is that a euphemism, or do you want to beat her like they do in Singapore?
Either would be good with me.
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GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.

You need to require all persons age 16 or over to watch a minimum of 6 hours of porn a week, and then arrange twice-weekly mandatory un-chaperoned co-ed sleepovers until they're 30 or have a kid. Supply unlimited pot and alcohol and you'll be over your birth rate problem in no time.

And Bristol's pretty hot. She can sleep over my house for a few weeks.

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Bristol Palin's Reality Show About Being a Single Mom Debuts Today

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I wish I had cable.
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Nekhrun wrote:I wish I had cable.
that's what she said.
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She's pregnant again. Still not married.

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Freakzilla wrote:She's pregnant again. Still not married.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2 ... /29462781/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And gets paid big bucks to preach abstinence only...the epitome of a hypocrite.

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