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Freakzilla wrote:
SwordMaster wrote:...but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?
That would only increase the hotness.
I say we buy her a gun, like they did for her mom, but way bigger...
The MILF thing was ment to be a joke, how can a MILF be 21 yrs old?!?!
Isn't she just 17 or 18 ?

A MILF must be at least 30... :snooty:
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Rakis wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SwordMaster wrote:...but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?
That would only increase the hotness.
I say we buy her a gun, like they did for her mom, but way bigger...
The MILF thing was ment to be a joke, how can a MILF be 21 yrs old?!?!
Isn't she just 17 or 18 ?

A MILF must be at least 30... :snooty:
Well, she is a mom!

Yeah I think she would take the top seat.
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GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.
Nah, we should just import more people from places that have too many people. Makes way more sense than creating more people overall.

I'm going to the old snip-snip sometime myself, no kids for me.
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A Thing of Eternity wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.
Nah, we should just import more people from places that have too many people. Makes way more sense than creating more people overall.

I'm going to the old snip-snip sometime myself, no kids for me.
That's OK, I've taken up most of the slack for you. :D
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Rakis wrote:...Isn't she just 17 or 18 ?
According to wiki, she was born in 1990.

*Glad to see that she's legal after we've drooled over her all day.
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Freakzilla wrote:
Rakis wrote:...Isn't she just 17 or 18 ?
According to wiki, she was born in 1990.

*Glad to see that she's legal after we've drooled over her all day.
LOL! That's thinking with your head :)
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GamePlayer wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Rakis wrote:...Isn't she just 17 or 18 ?
According to wiki, she was born in 1990.

*Glad to see that she's legal after we've drooled over her all day.
LOL! That's thinking with your head :)
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The whole thing about legal age is a bit of a crock of shit anyhow

I have been with 25 yr old girls that look 16, and I have seen 16 year old girls that look 25

And Im the pervert when i look at them?

bullshit
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SwordMaster wrote:The whole thing about legal age is a bit of a crock of shit anyhow

I have been with 25 yr old girls that look 16, and I have seen 16 year old girls that look 25

And Im the pervert when i look at them?

bullshit
No, you're not a pervert for thinking about it.
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Definition Pervert: Homo Sapiens gender described as having a penis.

Women thinking Daniel Radcliff is hunky: Not perverted.

Anything a man says about Emma Watson: 5-20 years, no parole (exception, she's legal now, so the sentence is basically 5-20 years Couch sleeping)
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Ampoliros wrote:Definition Pervert: Homo Sapiens gender described as having a penis.

Women thinking Daniel Radcliff is hunky: Not perverted.

Anything a man says about Emma Watson: 5-20 years, no parole (exception, she's legal now, so the sentence is basically 5-20 years Couch sleeping)
I would fully hit that
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be sure to drop the phrase
"smarter than the average Palin"
in conversation whenever possible ....
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Freakzilla wrote:If a parent thinks their teenage child in not going to do drugs or have sex their delusional.

There are kids who don't. But as many of you have said, it it because they have been told the truth about it and know the risks and have made an informed decision about such behaviors.

Many kids are smart enough to make the right choice when given all the facts. But I agree that just telling them "Don't do it." is just blowing smoke.

Oh. And I loved the comment made about the two heads and only blood enough to operate one at a time.

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I hope Palin is a focal point for conservatives for the next eight years, bitch is gonna hurt them even more.

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SwordMaster wrote:
Ampoliros wrote:Definition Pervert: Homo Sapiens gender described as having a penis.

Women thinking Daniel Radcliff is hunky: Not perverted.

Anything a man says about Emma Watson: 5-20 years, no parole (exception, she's legal now, so the sentence is basically 5-20 years Couch sleeping)
I would fully hit that
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But I totally agree that Bristol Broad is wasting her time with this stupid cause. Does she expect to start some revolution of totally square teens? Good luck with that. And if she feels so strongly about this, does that mean she wishes her own child never happened? I assume so. Overall, I really think that this was all her inept retard of an equally-hot mother's idea. She put her up to it, probably just to start some kind of a base for a political career of her own. Sarah was probably like, "Hey Bristol, why don't you take up a cause? You can choose from either abstinence, second amendment support, or the overall denial of all things scientific. Stray from those subjects, and we will disown you." And what the fuck kind of name is Bristol? And Trigg? Was Sarah hooked on the popular Alaskan hobby of huffing gasoline while she named her kids?
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Eyes High wrote: Oh. And I loved the comment made about the two heads and only blood enough to operate one at a time.

SO TRUE :handgestures-thumbup:
Hey !!! :(

You can't laugh at a natural dysfunction... :naughty:
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Eyes High wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:If a parent thinks their teenage child in not going to do drugs or have sex their delusional.

There are kids who don't. But as many of you have said, it it because they have been told the truth about it and know the risks and have made an informed decision about such behaviors.

Many kids are smart enough to make the right choice when given all the facts. But I agree that just telling them "Don't do it." is just blowing smoke.
You're right, some don't. It seems most I knew did. If you didn't you weren't "cool" or whatever they call it now.

Preaching abstainance does not prepare them for an encounter with drugs or sex. And absolutely forbidding it makes them want to try it even more.
Oh. And I loved the comment made about the two heads and only blood enough to operate one at a time.

SO TRUE :handgestures-thumbup:
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"Many of our children don't use condoms because we don't teach them about condoms. Our government tells them that condoms will break. The vows of abstinence break far more easily than latex condoms."
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My parents were young when I came about. 20 years old... I think because of that, I strayed away from the sex and drugs bit, until only recently. I was encouraged to "rebel" by them, and so I did anything but. :geek:

Unintentional reverse psychology? :think:
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nymphitz wrote:My parents were young when I came about. 20 years old... I think because of that, I strayed away from the sex and drugs bit, until only recently. I was encouraged to "rebel" by them, and so I did anything but. :geek:

Unintentional reverse psychology? :think:
Good for you. It goes that way often, parenting is so tricky. So what drugs have you tried?
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Hey Nymph, wanna' get high?
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nymphitz wrote:My parents were young when I came about. 20 years old... I think because of that, I strayed away from the sex and drugs bit, until only recently. I was encouraged to "rebel" by them, and so I did anything but. :geek:

Unintentional reverse psychology? :think:
Reverse parenting?... :)
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SwordMaster wrote:Good for you. It goes that way often, parenting is so tricky. So what drugs have you tried?
If I ever have children I will definitely take the same stance, with them. I think I turned out ok :angelic-little:

E once :gay-color: .. Mmm good times. :shhh: ... and Pot. :obscene-smokingred: (Wonderful painkiller.)

Note to self: This message has way too many emotions in it.
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Bristol makes her acting debut:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts2820" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Freakzilla wrote:Bristol makes her acting debut:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts2820" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:roll: Amateurs.
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