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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby SadisticCynic » 05 May 2009 15:18

Freakzilla wrote:
SadisticCynic wrote:25mm; now that is a bullet. :shock:


It looks tiny compared to a 120mm M1 Abrams round.


Stop, you're making me salivate. :)
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby GamePlayer » 05 May 2009 15:19

Kinetic energy penetrators look cool! :)

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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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SadisticCynic wrote:
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SadisticCynic wrote:25mm; now that is a bullet. :shock:


It looks tiny compared to a 120mm M1 Abrams round.


Stop, you're making me salivate. :)


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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby SadisticCynic » 05 May 2009 15:27

Depleted Uranium; does that mean it injects radioactive material on penetration? (Not that you'd need anything else to kill by the looks of it).
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby GamePlayer » 05 May 2009 15:34

It's been depleted of radioactive material (mostly), so no, radiation is not the killer. They use depleted uranium (and other materials like tungsten) because they are very dense, which gives the penetrator much more power.
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby Freakzilla » 05 May 2009 15:37

There is also a HEAT (High Explosive Anti Tank) round:

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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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We’re talking about Depleted Uranium (DU). DU is a cheap by-product of nuclear energy and the production of nuclear weapons. It is a heavy metal, 1.7 times more dense than lead. Artillery shells, missiles, and bombs encased in DU will penetrate practically anything – tanks, fortified bunkers, hospitals, schools. DU is also radioactive. When a Depleted Uranium shell explodes it is pyrophoric, that is, it burns intensely, sending into the air billions of microscopic, radioactive, uranium oxide particles, so fine that they can be breathed through a gas mask.

They become wind born, blow everywhere, enter the water, the food chain. When they are swallowed or inhaled, they lodge in every part of a person’s body, emitting toxic radiation that damages DNA and causes cell mutations. The mutations, in turn, cause an incredible variety of cancers, birth defects, miscarriages, and debilitating conditions that resist treatment. DU is primarily made up of uranium 238, but our stockpile of it is contaminated with neptunium and plutonium which are thousands of times more carcinogenic than uranium. Children are 10 to 20 times more sensitive to the effects of radiation than adults.

The United States and Great Britain used hundreds of tons of Depleted Uranium in the first Gulf War, and they have used thousands of tons in this current war. (A dose the size of an M&M is potentially fatal.) During the first war they were used primarily in the desert, now they are used in the cities. In the area around Basrah where DU was used extensively in the first war, the incidence of childhood leukemia has increased by 700 percent, overall cancers by 1000 percent, birth deformities by 2000 percent. People also experience immunodeficiency disorders, AIDS-like syndromes, kidney and liver dysfunction, neurological problems, rashes, vision degradation, sexual dysfunction, and psychological disorders – to name a few of the problems. In effect, the people of Iraq are suffering as though they are the victims of a nuclear war. They are. The United States has inflicted a low level, slow motion nuclear war on the people and country of Iraq.

But the Iraqis are not the only ones suffering. Nearly 356,000 American and British troops, more than half of all soldiers deployed in the first Gulf War, have experienced symptoms of exposure to Depleted Uranium (commonly called Gulf War Syndrome). Many have died of cancers and mysterious ailments. The radioactive particles from DU are taken up by body fluids and travel around the body, damaging multiple organs. They cause the body’s communication system to break down. That is why Gulf War Syndrome presents itself with innumerable, seemingly unrelated ailments.

There is a 67% birth defect rate among the children of returning veterans from the first Gulf War! Veterans with DU contamination are also transferring it to their wives through sexual contact (it is carried in the semen), the result of which is an increased rate of cervical cancer. And many women have repeatedly miscarried.

In 1996 and 1997 the United Nations Human Rights Tribunals condemned Depleted Uranium weapons for illegally breaking the Geneva Convention and classed them as "weapons of mass destruction." But the U.S. and British governments have repeatedly denied that the radioactive dust from DU is harmful and blocked research into the effects. In 1997 Dr. Asaf Durakovic, then Professor of Radiology and Nuclear Medicine at Georgetown University said, "The [U.S.] Veteran’s Administration asked me to lie about the risks of incorporating depleted uranium in the human body ...uranium does cause cancer, uranium does cause mutation, and uranium does kill. If we continue with the irresponsible contamination of the biosphere, the denial of the fact that human life is endangered by the deadly uranium isotope, then we are doing disservice to ourselves, disservice to the truth, disservice to God and to all the generations who follow." His research was blocked.
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby Freakzilla » 05 May 2009 15:38

Maybe that's what my problem is... :shock:
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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Scary stuff! :shock:
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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It's an .88 Magnum... It shoots through schools. :lol:
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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My gift to Sarah Palin is a two-parter...

First, the gift of my man-seed.

Second, well that depends on whether I have a coat hanger at the ready.
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby SadisticCynic » 05 May 2009 16:46

Drunken Idaho wrote:My gift to Sarah Palin is a two-parter...

First, the gift of my man-seed.

Second, well that depends on whether I have a coat hanger at the ready.


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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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Drunken Idaho wrote:My gift to Sarah Palin is a two-parter...

First, the gift of my man-seed.

Second, well that depends on whether I have a coat hanger at the ready.


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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby Schu » 09 May 2009 07:51

Drunken Idaho wrote:man-seed



almost any hyphenated word that has "man" at the start of it is hilarious.

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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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Baraka Bryan wrote:
Schu wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:man-seed



almost any hyphenated word that has "man" at the start of it is hilarious.


QFT.



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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby SwordMaster » 11 May 2009 10:50

Im pretty sure when Scientology got behind Palin with money and lawyers, her day in the sun was done.

If Greeta Van Sustran's husband becomes your main supporter, his status as an OT-8(highest Scientology level) pretty much deep six's your hope for a run at national office, IMO. Her popularity has fallen through the basement these past few weeks. I like to blame scientology but its probally more of the fact she is just not that smart.
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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Now that's a man-post!
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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SwordMaster wrote:Im pretty sure when Scientology got behind Palin with money and lawyers, her day in the sun was done.

If Greeta Van Sustran's husband becomes your main supporter, his status as an OT-8(highest Scientology level) pretty much deep six's your hope for a run at national office, IMO. Her popularity has fallen through the basement these past few weeks. I like to blame scientology but its probally more of the fact she is just not that smart.


Well, she's off my to-do list. :crazy: (Greta, not the Palins)
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby SwordMaster » 11 May 2009 11:01

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SwordMaster wrote:Im pretty sure when Scientology got behind Palin with money and lawyers, her day in the sun was done.

If Greeta Van Sustran's husband becomes your main supporter, his status as an OT-8(highest Scientology level) pretty much deep six's your hope for a run at national office, IMO. Her popularity has fallen through the basement these past few weeks. I like to blame scientology but its probally more of the fact she is just not that smart.


Well, she's off my to-do list. :crazy: (Greta, not the Palins)


HAHAHA, nice one. I actually like the Palin family because of their entertainment value. When Toad called that little baby a mistake on national television, I thought to myself, maybe wait for the baby to be out of earshot before refering to it as a mistake. But then I rememb ered its Toad Palin the snow machine champion, he says what ever the hell he wants.

"Bristol's little mistake here"

Truth be told my favorite Palin is not Sarah or hottie Bristol. Its the little one Piper who is full of cute little moments like when she lick combs her retarded brother's hair at the RNC convention. That was so cute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wFt-BTi8jI

Or this one when she gives some one off camera the finger

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Who would mess with this kid?

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Seriously, this girl is not to be fuct with

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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby Rakis » 11 May 2009 12:14

Baraka Bryan wrote:
SwordMaster wrote:Who would mess with this kid?

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that's bloody hillarious


Is she doing that to the boy? I wish we had a video of that to see what came next... :lol:
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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby TheDukester » 12 May 2009 10:58

Freakzilla wrote:It's an .88 Magnum... It shoots through schools.

Johnny Dangerously! Nice one!

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Re: What gift would you give Sarah Palin?

Postby chanilover » 12 May 2009 13:26

Is this retarded hick still alive? She's probably praying that her daughter doesn't go to hell for shaggingoutside marriage.
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