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Re: Political Humor

Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 02 Feb 2012 17:54

I know you didn't. My bad. :oops: You're still the Super Kwisatz Haderach. :D
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 18:06

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Re: Political Humor

Postby JustSomeGuy » 02 Feb 2012 20:19

Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell?

He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 20:43

JustSomeGuy wrote:
Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell?

He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.


What are you, racist?
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Re: Political Humor

Postby JustSomeGuy » 02 Feb 2012 21:33

by Freakzilla » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:43 pm

JustSomeGuy wrote:
Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:
So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell?

He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.


What are you, racist?


No! I'm just saying: Why should he go to Hell? Hey, man, wherever you're from and wherever you are, I wish you the best, and I have love for you. That was a clever joke (not that clever), but why should he got to hell? Aw, no one understands me... *teardrop*
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 21:52

JustSomeGuy wrote:
by Freakzilla » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:43 pm

JustSomeGuy wrote:
Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:
So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell?

He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.


What are you, racist?


No! I'm just saying: Why should he go to Hell? Hey, man, wherever you're from and wherever you are, I wish you the best, and I have love for you. That was a clever joke (not that clever), but why should he got to hell? Aw, no one understands me... *teardrop*


Good grief man, it's a joke. It could be about anybody. :roll:
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Re: Political Humor

Postby JustSomeGuy » 02 Feb 2012 21:56

He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.

That was said in a jokey style, but you asked me if I was a racist... *teardrop*
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 21:59

JustSomeGuy wrote:
He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.

That was said in a jokey style, but you asked me if I was a racist... *teardrop*


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Re: Political Humor

Postby JustSomeGuy » 02 Feb 2012 22:03

tell me... :cry:
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 22:05

JustSomeGuy wrote:tell me... :cry:


It's between "shit" and "syphilis" and I ain't got none of those!
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 22:06

You know what your "Mr. T Name" is?
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Re: Political Humor

Postby JustSomeGuy » 02 Feb 2012 22:15

by Freakzilla » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:05 pm

JustSomeGuy wrote:
tell me...


It's between "shit" and "syphilis" and I ain't got none of those!


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Re: Political Humor

Postby JustSomeGuy » 02 Feb 2012 22:16

Freakzilla wrote:You know what your "Mr. T Name" is?


Tell me... :|
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 22:20

JustSomeGuy wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:You know what your "Mr. T Name" is?


Tell me... :|


Everyone's Mr. T name is the same, man...

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Re: Political Humor

Postby JustSomeGuy » 02 Feb 2012 22:32

Aw, man. :lol:
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 22:39

You asked for it.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 04 Feb 2012 04:00

Oh my God, what have I done... :text-imsorry:
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Sandwurm88 » 04 Feb 2012 12:36

Quick question: Why, all of a sudden, on every thread I look, is JustSomeGuy getting tooled on by Freakzilla and others, and profusely apologizing....huh?

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Feb 2012 12:51

I can only take so much nonsense before it starts getting to me. I just want him to make a coherent post now and then.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby JustSomeGuy » 04 Feb 2012 14:34

Freakzilla wrote:Quick question: Why, all of a sudden, on every thread I look, is JustSomeGuy getting tooled on by Freakzilla and others, and profusely apologizing....huh?


It could be that Freakzilla (and others) are tools. No, I'm just kidding.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Feb 2012 15:40

JustSomeGuy wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Quick question: Why, all of a sudden, on every thread I look, is JustSomeGuy getting tooled on by Freakzilla and others, and profusely apologizing....huh?


It could be that Freakzilla (and others) are tools. No, I'm just kidding.


I thought that was a given. :wink:
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Re: Political Humor

Postby SandChigger » 04 Feb 2012 17:01

I LOVE those Bad Lip Reading clips, Mandy. Have you seen the Gingrich one? :lol:

Freakzilla wrote:What are you, racist?

Oh please! Stop with the irony already! :laughing-rolling:

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Feb 2012 17:11

What?

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Feb 2012 17:25

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Then you covet it.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Feb 2012 17:29

That one's from my bio-dad, BTW.
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