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Re: Political Humor

Postby SadisticCynic » 28 Oct 2011 17:30

That last one is genius. :)
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Re: Political Humor

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 28 Oct 2011 17:50

Yeah that last one pretty much wins I think!
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Nekhrun » 28 Oct 2011 19:12

Sandwurm88 wrote:A bunch of kids at my high school think they're all cool and rebellious and sticking-it-to-the-man because they're organizing these pathetic Occupy movements in ever goddamn suburb in the Northeast... They're like "We'll stay 'til the big businesses start sharing (or until we run out of weed)" ...I've gotten invited to like ten of them on Facebook, and its getting annoying. Oh yeah, has KJA tweeted an opinion about this yet?

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 03 Nov 2011 17:57

Freakzilla wrote:Image


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The cartoon would be valid if Obama actually was disregarding the Constitution, and there aren't any real striking examples of him doing so.

I think John Milmot's humorous epitaph on Charles II may be a more relevant to the current President than many of the Conservative criticisms of him so far.

"Here lies a great and mighty King,
Whose promise none relied on;
He never said a foolish thing,
Nor ever did a wise one."

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 03 Nov 2011 18:24

Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Image


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The cartoon would be valid if Obama actually was disregarding the Constitution, and there aren't any real striking examples of him doing so.

I think John Milmot's humorous epitaph on Charles II may be a more relevant to the current President than many of the Conservative criticisms of him so far.

"Here lies a great and mighty King,
Whose promise none relied on;
He never said a foolish thing,
Nor ever did a wise one."

:)


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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 11 Nov 2011 13:29

Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:
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The cartoon would be valid if Obama actually was disregarding the Constitution, and there aren't any real striking examples of him doing so.


That's like, your opinion, man.

Most people think his Obamacare individual mandate is unconstitutional.

viewtopic.php?f=27&t=3013

The Constitution doesn’t give Congress the power to require Americans to buy health insurance, but the states may have that power.

The bill’s requirement that states establish insurance exchanges where consumers could shop for health insurance is unconstitutional because it requires states to enact laws and implement regulations in violation of “the letter, the spirit, and the interpretation of our federal-state form of government.”
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Omphalos » 11 Nov 2011 23:27

Here we go again. :roll:

How exactly do admins ban themselves from bullshit topics?

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 11 Dec 2011 12:36

Candidate D&D Character sheets:

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Mandy » 11 Dec 2011 13:00

That is awesome. They left Huntsman out, though... as usual. :)
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 11 Dec 2011 13:08

Mandy wrote:That is awesome. They left Huntsman out, though... as usual. :)


Here's one with him in it for you, Mandy:

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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Mandy » 11 Dec 2011 13:22

Haha... those are great, love the greeting card too :lol:
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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 11 Dec 2011 13:37

Dumbass Comments: Gettysburg Address

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Tleszer » 11 Dec 2011 18:17

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Political Humor

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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 27 Jan 2012 14:48

From Mom:

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where
the devil is waiting for him.


"I don't know what to do here,"
says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."

Barack thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.

"No," Barack said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."

The devil led him to the door of
the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented Barack.

The devil opened a third door.
Through it, Barack saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

Barack looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........












"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 27 Jan 2012 18:18

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in:
~~~
ALASKA
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Coastal Alabama
~~~~
Coastal Mississippi
~~~~
Coastal Texas
~~~
North Dakota
~~~
Wyoming
~~~
Colorado
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
~~~
And Texas
~~~
Our dipsticks are located in DC.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby SadisticCynic » 27 Jan 2012 18:32

To the first one: :lol: Once again, your mom is awesome!
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Mandy » 01 Feb 2012 20:38



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Re: Political Humor

Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 02 Feb 2012 13:47

Freakzilla wrote:From Mom:

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where
the devil is waiting for him.


"I don't know what to do here,"
says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."

Barack thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.

"No," Barack said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."

The devil led him to the door of
the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented Barack.

The devil opened a third door.
Through it, Barack saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

Barack looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........


"OK, Monica, you're free to go."


So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell? It's a clever joke, I like its construction, but I don't really understand why Obama is considered evil. There are bigger swines out there more deserving of a Dantean roasting. Didn't you have a list of reasons for why Obama may be evil, Freak?

Freakzilla wrote:A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in:
~~~
ALASKA
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Coastal Alabama
~~~~
Coastal Mississippi
~~~~
Coastal Texas
~~~
North Dakota
~~~
Wyoming
~~~
Colorado
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
~~~
And Texas
~~~
Our dipsticks are located in DC.


What you didn't know is that oil production has been brought to a standstill by a messianic weirdo called Mor'Dwib. You must remedy this conflict yourself, Fedaykin Freak, or will live out life in a pain amplifier!

Either that, or you could just drink Water of Life. We all know what happens when you drink it.
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Re: Political Humor

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Feb 2012 14:15

I didn't write the jokes, just shared them.
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