Political Humor

[Eyes High]

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

Okay, I admit I laughed and then my mind went straight to Omph and my lawyer here, wondering what their reaction would be.

[Omphalos]

Heh. Threatening lawyers with the law. It's like trying to poison a scorpion.

[Freakzilla]

The Pope and President Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
And that this joy will not merely be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replies, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand?

Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

[Freakzilla]

OK, let's hear your Weiner jokes...

[Freakzilla]

[SandRider]

"His dick is just ... not that big ... it can't be ...." ~ John Stewart

[Freakzilla]

Ginger Lee is one of my favorites, too. I can't blame him for that one.

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[Freakzilla]

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[Freakzilla]

Daily Show - John Stuart: Tax Cut Religion

[A Thing of Eternity]

Speaking of political humour, I'm loving Colbert's Super Pac.

[Ampoliros]

I'm making a better tomorrow, tomorrow. Are you?

[Nekhrun]

I'm making a better tomorrow, tomorrow. Are you?

I made my donation.

Also, I don't know if this belongs here or in the Michele Bachmann thread: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/1 ... ml#s308358" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Freakzilla]

The government, today, announced that it's changing its emblem from a Bald Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed.

[Omphalos]

I'm making a better tomorrow, tomorrow. Are you?

I made my donation.

Also, I don't know if this belongs here or in the Michele Bachmann thread: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/1 ... ml#s308358" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Had totally forgottenthe alalrapist gag!

Edit: goddamit. Analrapist

[Freakzilla]

They're all funny to non-faculty.

When did she send you that one?

I came up with that one myself!

[Nekhrun]

It's only funny because it was written by an idiot

[SandChigger]

[A Thing of Eternity]

It's only funny because it was written by an idiot

Typical. Awesome. Almost as good as the "death to all juice" Muslim sign holding guy!

[SandChigger]

Almost as good as the "death to all juice" Muslim sign holding guy!

THAT one remains epic.

[Freakzilla]

[Sandwurm88]

A bunch of kids at my high school think they're all cool and rebellious and sticking-it-to-the-man because they're organizing these pathetic Occupy movements in ever goddamn suburb in the Northeast... They're like "We'll stay 'til the big businesses start sharing (or until we run out of weed)" ...I've gotten invited to like ten of them on Facebook, and its getting annoying. Oh yeah, has KJA tweeted an opinion about this yet?

[Freakzilla]

[A Thing of Eternity]

Awesome, not as good as Occupy Mordor (because one ring should not be allowed to rule them all), but awesome none the less.

[Freakzilla]

Awesome, not as good as Occupy Mordor (because one ring should not be allowed to rule them all), but awesome none the less.

Got a picture of that?

[Apjak]