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Seems I posted a joke there in the middle of your back and forth, wanted to make sure it didn't go unnoticed :P

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Falcor wrote:Seems I posted a joke there in the middle of your back and forth, wanted to make sure it didn't go unnoticed :P

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Falcor wrote:Seems I posted a joke there in the middle of your back and forth, wanted to make sure it didn't go unnoticed :P

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Eyes High wrote:
Falcor wrote:Seems I posted a joke there in the middle of your back and forth, wanted to make sure it didn't go unnoticed :P

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Don't worry, that happens sometimes around here. You get use to it.
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I've found I get more attention opening a website and Twitter account! :P
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:P
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Mom sent this to me:
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The economy is so bad--

1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.

5. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

10. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.

11. The Mafia is laying off judges.

12. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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Freakzilla wrote:Mom sent this to me:
Hey, she finally sent you a funny one! :P
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SandChigger wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Mom sent this to me:
Hey, she finally sent you a funny one! :P
They're all funny to non-faculty. :wink:
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Freakzilla wrote:They're all funny to non-faculty. :wink:
When did she send you that one? :P
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Heh, love the list. "...learned the names of their children..." awesome. :P
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Written by a housewife in New Brunswick, to her local newspaper. This is one very pissed off lady.

‘Are we fighting a war on terror or aren’t we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since?

Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from the nation’s capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn’t they?

And I’m supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to be tortured by a justice system of the nation they come from and are fighting against in a brutal insurgency.

I’ll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I’ll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan.

I’ll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg’s head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I’ll care when the cowardly so-called ‘insurgents’ in Afghanistan come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.

I’ll care when the mindless zealots who blows themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

I’ll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that their freedom of speech on stories is more important than the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting a home to hear about them when something happens.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a CANADIAN soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this:

I don’t care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:

I don’t care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed ’special’ food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being ‘mishandled,’ you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts:

I don’t care.

And oh, by the way, I’ve noticed that sometimes it’s spelled ‘Koran’ and other times ‘Quran.’ Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it,

I don’t care!!!

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends Sooner or later, it’ll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!

If you don’t agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, and then please don’t complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:

‘Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers don’t have that problem.’

I have another quote that I would like to add, AND…….I hope you forward all this.

One last thought for the day:

Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

1. Jesus Christ

2. The Canadian Soldier.

3. The British Soldier.

4. The US Soldier, and

5. The Australian Soldier

One died for your soul, the other 4 for your freedom.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET ALL OF THEM.

AMEN!

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Baraka Bryan wrote:well that's one lady who votes Conservative lol!
No kidding, the conservative party probably isn't conservative enough for her!
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Hey, if we can call Mousavi a moderate... :?
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Hey, if we can call Mousavi a moderate... :?
everything's relative in politics... our Conservative party is more like your Democrats than your Republicans
Well, next to Ahmadinejad, anyone would appear to lean to the left.

Hell, Chavez says Obama is to far left for him. :wink: :shock:
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:...too...
Man, I'm at work and only have time for drive-by posts, don't hassle me! :oops:
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Baraka Bryan wrote:lol wasn't sure if you'd catch the edit :P
Are you gonna take that Freak? I think BB just called you stupid. :lol:
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
Tleszer wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:lol wasn't sure if you'd catch the edit :P
Are you gonna take that Freak? I think BB just called you stupid. :lol:
:P unintentionally, I promise. in his hasteful drive-by postings, it's less likely he'd catch a 1-letter edit.. (though I guess the bold-italic-underline probably helped :P)
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Freakzilla wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:
Tleszer wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:lol wasn't sure if you'd catch the edit :P
Are you gonna take that Freak? I think BB just called you stupid. :lol:
:P unintentionally, I promise. in his hasteful drive-by postings, it's less likely he'd catch a 1-letter edit.. (though I guess the bold-italic-underline probably helped :P)
I see all.

:shock:
In that case I strongly suggest you close your eyes. :)
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SadisticCynic wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:
Tleszer wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:lol wasn't sure if you'd catch the edit :P
Are you gonna take that Freak? I think BB just called you stupid. :lol:
:P unintentionally, I promise. in his hasteful drive-by postings, it's less likely he'd catch a 1-letter edit.. (though I guess the bold-italic-underline probably helped :P)
I see all.

:shock:
In that case I strongly suggest you close your eyes. :)
But I have voyueristic intentions :wink:
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Freakzilla wrote:
SadisticCynic wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:
Tleszer wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:lol wasn't sure if you'd catch the edit :P
Are you gonna take that Freak? I think BB just called you stupid. :lol:
:P unintentionally, I promise. in his hasteful drive-by postings, it's less likely he'd catch a 1-letter edit.. (though I guess the bold-italic-underline probably helped :P)
I see all.

:shock:
In that case I strongly suggest you close your eyes. :)
But I have voyueristic intentions :wink:
*Shudders*
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